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RD "Exactly why do you think the price of pork bellies is going to keep going down, William? "
BRV "Okay, pork belly prices have been dropping all morning, which means that everybody is waiting for it to hit rock bottom, so they can buy low. Which means that the people who own the pork belly contracts are saying, "Hey, we're losing all our damn money, and Christmas is around the corner, and I ain't gonna have no money to buy my son the G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip! And my wife ain't gonna f... my wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!" So they're panicking right now, they're screaming "SELL! SELL!" to get out before the price keeps dropping. They're panicking out there right now, I can feel it. "
RH "Let me tell ya a little story, Brewster. When I was seven years old, my daddy caught me smoking a cigar. Locked me in a broom closet for two days and two nights with nothing more than a box of cigars and a book of matches. No food, Brewster. No water, just those god damn cigars. Wouldn't let me out till I finished every last one of them. Taught me one HELL of a lesson! I'm gonna do to you what my daddy did to me. I'm gonna teach you to HATE spending money. I'm gonna make you so sick of spending money that the mere sight of it will make you wanna throw up! "
Two of my favorite movies.
"I can do anything, I'm the chief of police"
Jaws
BGG:"What's the best way to take a bridge? '
MJC "Both ends at once."
BGG "I'm sending two companies across the river by boat. I need a man with very special qualities to lead. "
MJC "Go on, sir. "
BGG "He's got to be tough enough to do it and he's got to be experienced enough to do it. Plus one more thing. He's got to be dumb enough to do it... Start getting ready."
C"What was all that about, Major? "
MJC "Well someone's come up with a real nightmare. Real nightmare. "
TV reporter "John Spartan, How can you justify destroying a $7 million dollar mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only $25,000 dollars? "
Little Girl "F U Lady!'
John Spartan "Ha! Good answer! "
TV reporter "John Spartan, How can you justify destroying a $7 million dollar mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only $25,000 dollars? "
Little Girl "F U Lady!'
John Spartan "Ha! Good answer! "
Too easy, Demolition Man. You might want to * the name next time.
B: Who would pay a million dollars to have me killed?
M: Jealous husband, overworked chef's, humiliated tailors, the list is endless.
Too easy, Demolition Man. You might want to * the name next time.TV reporter "John Spartan, How can you justify destroying a $7 million dollar mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only $25,000 dollars? "
Little Girl "F U Lady!'
John Spartan "Ha! Good answer! "
Yeah, although I thought being 21 years old, John Spartan might not be that obvious..I guess it was
E: *Begins to saw, but the task is difficult due the trunk rocking* "Hold it still will you."
R: *Slips the handcuff and holds the trunk* "Does this help?"
E: "Yes, thanks." *Stops sawing, and slams the saw down* "Do you mean to tell me you could have taken that off at anytime?"
R: "No, not at any time. Only when it was funny."
B: Who would pay a million dollars to have me killed?
M: Jealous husband, overworked chef's, humiliated tailors, the list is endless.
Now my turn..too easy
The Man with the Golden Gun..
Course, only seen every bond movie about 20 times
Man 1: Fay Wray. Fay Wray's a size four.
Man 2: Yes, but she's doint that thing with RKO.
Man 1 (over intercom): Come on Mister Martian and get some nice scotch blood, 100 proof. Nothing like it for babies.
Man 2: *Chuckles* Tell him to cut it out.
Judge: I won't have you thrown out if you tell me how you did it.
Man: Did what?
Judge: Switching dogs.
Man: I didn't.
Judge: You expect me to believe that's the same dog?
Man: Well it's a little hard to believe myself.
Here's more -R: When f+!@in Frito wakes up from his little coma or whatever, and the little hobbits are jumping up and down on his bed, and Sam leans in the doorway and gives him that very f*%~in gay look.
E: Not the Rings, R. Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the Rings out of this.
G: I'm gonna kick your back to the Shire if you don't shut your f!$!ing mouth.And, from the same movie -
B: I'm disgusted, and repulsed... And I can't look away.
And -
S: I miss my donkey...
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E: *Begins to saw, but the task is difficult due the trunk rocking* "Hold it still will you."
R: *Slips the handcuff and holds the trunk* "Does this help?"
E: "Yes, thanks." *Stops sawing, and slams the saw down* "Do you mean to tell me you could have taken that off at anytime?"
R: "No, not at any time. Only when it was funny."
Good ol' Roger.
Okay, you got the Clerks 2.
Now, let's see if you can get this next one. It's from a TV show that's very near and dear to my heart, and I'll give extra bonus points if you can tell me the exact episode that it's from.
Guy1: You can't believe how I've looked forward to this. *throws Guy2 into a wall* Though I was hoping for more of a fight... But what could I expect from a killer of children?
The first thing that pops into my head is Dexter. The Pilot episode. However, I'm sure I'm mistaken. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong. *shrug*
"That's why girls don't play the game"
E: *Begins to saw, but the task is difficult due the trunk rocking* "Hold it still will you."
R: *Slips the handcuff and holds the trunk* "Does this help?"
E: "Yes, thanks." *Stops sawing, and slams the saw down* "Do you mean to tell me you could have taken that off at anytime?"
R: "No, not at any time. Only when it was funny."
Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
I'm beginning to think I expect too much from you people.
To repeat:
"Don't everybody sob at once! My God, if I went up in flames there's not a living soul who'd pee on me to put the fire out!"
"Let's strike a flint and see."Come on, guys. Restore my faith. Clue: The scene above is Anthony Hopkins and Nigel Terry.
And
"Listen to the monsters and their cries of horror and sudden death!"
That one's Destroy All Monsters. Some kaiju fan should have gotten it.
The Lion in Winter!
HA!! That movie has one of my favorite quotes in it. (paraphrasing of course. It's been years since I've seen it)
Prince Richard: He's coming. He'll wont get satisfaction out of me. He's not going to see me beg.
Prince Geoffrey: You fool, as if the way one fell down mattered
Prince Richard: When the fall is all there is? It matters.
A Bridge Too Far?BGG:"What's the best way to take a bridge? '
MJC "Both ends at once."
BGG "I'm sending two companies across the river by boat. I need a man with very special qualities to lead. "
MJC "Go on, sir. "
BGG "He's got to be tough enough to do it and he's got to be experienced enough to do it. Plus one more thing. He's got to be dumb enough to do it... Start getting ready."
C"What was all that about, Major? "
MJC "Well someone's come up with a real nightmare. Real nightmare. "
Correct
B: "Can I fly in your ship, sir? "
A: "Fighter planes are no place for little boys. "
S: "They're going to have to be if our people are going to survive. "
LG : "I'm Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets. Get it?"
LG : "I'm Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets. Get it?"
lethal weapon?
lethal weapon?LG : "I'm Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets. Get it?"
close enough, Lethal Weapon 2
"The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go."
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Watchmen?Wrong"The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go."Saw
Wrong.
Hint, the last successfully guessed movie quote in this thread shares and actor in this movie.
... Conspiracy Theory?
I'm reasonably certain it's not. Who would ever have said it in that film?
"The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go."
That's from the end of Mad Max I think. although there are few other movies / media that have aped that bit.
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"The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go."That's from the end of Mad Max I think. although there are few other movies / media that have aped that bit.
Bingo
Side story time as a bonus:
Mad Max was played on the TV in the US during the late 80-early 90's excessively. So for my brother and I it was a classic movie - memorized the lines, would watch it even though we had already seen it a 100 times.
At one point in this scene Max has Johnny the Boy handcuffed to a wreak of car leaking gas. This is Johnny's execution scene.
My older aunt walks in on the scene as we are watching this on the living room TV, Johnny is pleading with Max to spare his life. My aunt, not knowing what the hell is going on in the scene says in Russian (with her thick accent) "oh, so sad" expressing pity for Johnny. Of course not knowing that Johnny the Boy is a rapist, murdering piece of roadtrash my brother and I burst out in riotous laughter at her misplaced pity confusing her even more. Good times.
A true story and I am sticking with it.
B: "Can I fly in your ship, sir? "
A: "Fighter planes are no place for little boys. "
S: "They're going to have to be if our people are going to survive. "
didn't think this was very obscure to this crowd..but it is dated: here is more:
CA: "Mr. President, a wall of unidentified craft is closing in on the fleet"
B: "possibly a welcoming committee?"
CA: "Sir, might I suggest we launch a "welcoming committee" of our own?"
V:"What's the hold-up? "
O:"He says Senzo Tanaka is his shidoshi. "
V:"What's the difference if Bruce Springsteen is his shidoshi? "
O:"If Senzo Tanaks is his shidoshi, then show us the Dim Mak. "
RJ:"What the hell is a Dim Mack? "
O:"Death touch"
V:"What's the hold-up? "
O:"He says Senzo Tanaka is his shidoshi. "
V:"What's the difference if Bruce Springsteen is his shidoshi? "
O:"If Senzo Tanaks is his shidoshi, then show us the Dim Mak. "
RJ:"What the hell is a Dim Mack? "
O:"Death touch"
bloodsport. Greatest movie ever.
B: "Can I fly in your ship, sir? "
A: "Fighter planes are no place for little boys. "
S: "They're going to have to be if our people are going to survive. "didn't think this was very obscure to this crowd..but it is dated: here is more:
CA: "Mr. President, a wall of unidentified craft is closing in on the fleet"
B: "possibly a welcoming committee?"
CA: "Sir, might I suggest we launch a "welcoming committee" of our own?"
Mars attacks?
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1: The snow is beautiful, don't you think? Clean, uncompromising...
2: And cold.
1: Like the swift hand of vengeance.
2: I saw what happened to your wife. I'm sorry.1: Think of it, "2": to never again walk on a summer's day, with the hot wind in your face and a warm hand to hold. Oh, yes. I'd kill for that.
Ah, The Animated Series. It's been awhile.