
Tacticslion |

Black Dougal wrote:"I want to say to Prime Minister MacDonald: Surrender her pronto, or we'll level Toronto. "Lol..ok, I guess there are no Canadian's on this thread.
Canadian Bacon.
Oh, man! Somehow I just missed this! I would have known it, if I'd actually read it. Huh, sorry, man.
(I'm not a Canadian, though.)
John Kretzer |

John Kretzer wrote:Here are some more....
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. "
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"The thing that's always worried me about being one of the few is the way we keep on getting fewer."
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"They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol. "
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The 1st and 3rd are oldies:
1st: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. One of the best Westerns of all time (IMO of course). Big influence on me and my Gamma World game. If I am ever in a creative slump, I throw that on and it helps to get me out of that slump.
3rd: Patton. Excellent movie
Don't know the 2nd.
Correct.
Hint for the 2nd one: It is from a even older movie than the other two.

The Purity of Violence |

"The thing that's always worried me about being one of the few is the way we keep on getting fewer."
I believe that's Richard Burton playing the RAF's oldest operational fighter pilot in The Longest Day.

Fallen_Mage |
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Let's see who gets this one:
Man 1: We'll begin our reign of terror with a few murders here and there. Some murders of great men, some murders of little men. Just to show we have no proclivity. We might also cause a train wreck or two. Just these fingers, around a Signalman's throat.
Man 2: ******* you're mad!
Man 1: Do you want me to take these off?
EDIT: Hint - It's a Univeral Monster Classic.

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Let's see who gets this one:
Man 1: We'll begin our reign of terror with a few murders here and there. Some murders of great men, some murders of little men. Just to show we have no proclivity. We might also cause a train wreck or two. Just these fingers, around a Signalman's throat.
Man 2: ******* you're mad!
Man 1: Do you want me to take these off?
EDIT: Hint - It's a Univeral Monster Classic.
The Invisible Man
True story time - fell asleep one night while watching the DVD - and old universal horror movies don't frighten me, I just watch them for a good time and for their exceptional overall quality, mood and incredible sets. I'm sure in their time they scared the hell out of alot of people.
Anyway - while I was asleep I guess I could hear Claude Rains laughing like a maniac throughout the movie. I then had the most horrific dream concerning my house being haunted by some kind of demonic force (while the movie was playing). It was nuts, his laughter in that movie is intense (to say the least).

Fallen_Mage |

Fallen_Mage wrote:Let's see who gets this one:
Man 1: We'll begin our reign of terror with a few murders here and there. Some murders of great men, some murders of little men. Just to show we have no proclivity. We might also cause a train wreck or two. Just these fingers, around a Signalman's throat.
Man 2: ******* you're mad!
Man 1: Do you want me to take these off?
EDIT: Hint - It's a Univeral Monster Classic.
The Invisible Man
True story time - fell asleep one night while watching the DVD - and old universal horror movies don't frighten me, I just watch them for a good time and for their exceptional overall quality, mood and incredible sets. I'm sure in their time they scared the hell out of alot of people.
Anyway - while I was asleep I guess I could hear Claude Rains laughing like a maniac throughout the movie. I then had the most horrific dream concerning my house being haunted by some kind of demonic force (while the movie was playing). It was nuts, his laughter in that movie is intense (to say the least).
Falling asleep with a movie running will do that. Were you chased by some disembodied pants as well?
I can't believe people got this one and Them!, but no one got at least two of the others I put up. Guess they were too obscure. *shrug*

Unruly |
No one got my last one? Sure, it's a TV show, but I figured someone would watch it.
Maybe I'll try another couple from the same show.
K: "I... I-I don't know what's going on. This-this never really happens to me..."
B: "Not having a penis never happens to you?!"
*picks up a phone call from being on hold*
E: "Sorry about that. What? Oh, oh 'just rebuild it?' Real fsking original! And who's going to give a loan, jackhole? You? You got an ATM on that torso light-brite? Now get your seven-foot-two, asthmatic ass back here or I'm gonna tell everyone what a whiny b*!!$ you were about Padamame, or Panda Bear, or whatever the hell her name is!"
And, for another show on the same network -
P: "Give me the Hand of Osiris!"
V: "Give me head!"
P: "You did not just say that."
V: "I did, what are you gonna do about it?"
P: "I'm going to kill your sons!"
V: "Join the club."
H: "It's downright unreasonable! I could pole dance better than half those women! Good lord, son, there should be a mandatory retirement age for strippers."
B: "D'you see I got cornered by Robin last night? Almost had to chew off my own arm to get away."
H: "Ohohoh, that poor woman has the saddest t!@#! Damned depressing."
B: "Right? Yea. They're like 'The Notebook' sad."
H: "Those t*#@ are like 'coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat' sad."
B: "Mournful. She has mournful t@+~. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra."
H: "Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad... Damnit, she has gloomy t$~~!"
B: "It's like she put a dollar's worth of change into some old socks and then taped them to her chest."
H: "I wanna build two little caskets and give her t&~% a tasteful, dignified funeral."

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*picks up a phone call from being on hold*
E: "Sorry about that. What? Oh, oh 'just rebuild it?' Real fsking original! And who's going to give a loan, jackhole? You? You got an ATM on that torso light-brite? Now get your seven-foot-two, asthmatic ass back here or I'm gonna tell everyone what a whiny b!$@& you were about Padamame, or Panda Bear, or whatever the hell her name is!"
Robot Chicken

Sebastrd |

No one got my last one? Sure, it's a TV show, but I figured someone would watch it.
Maybe I'll try another couple from the same show.
K: "I... I-I don't know what's going on. This-this never really happens to me..."
B: "Not having a penis never happens to you?!"*picks up a phone call from being on hold*
E: "Sorry about that. What? Oh, oh 'just rebuild it?' Real fsking original! And who's going to give a loan, jackhole? You? You got an ATM on that torso light-brite? Now get your seven-foot-two, asthmatic ass back here or I'm gonna tell everyone what a whiny b~&@% you were about Padamame, or Panda Bear, or whatever the hell her name is!"And, for another show on the same network -
P: "Give me the Hand of Osiris!"
V: "Give me head!"
P: "You did not just say that."
V: "I did, what are you gonna do about it?"
P: "I'm going to kill your sons!"
V: "Join the club."H: "It's downright unreasonable! I could pole dance better than half those women! Good lord, son, there should be a mandatory retirement age for strippers."
B: "D'you see I got cornered by Robin last night? Almost had to chew off my own arm to get away."
H: "Ohohoh, that poor woman has the saddest t+~*! Damned depressing."
B: "Right? Yea. They're like 'The Notebook' sad."
H: "Those t@@% are like 'coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat' sad."
B: "Mournful. She has mournful t@~$. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra."
H: "Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad... Damnit, she has gloomy t@+~!"
B: "It's like she put a dollar's worth of change into some old socks and then taped them to her chest."
H: "I wanna build two little caskets and give her t!~$ a tasteful, dignified funeral."
Is that last bit from Family Guy?

Unruly |
Is that last bit from Family Guy?
P: "Give me the Hand of Osiris!"
V: "Give me head!"
P: "You did not just say that."
V: "I did, what are you gonna do about it?"
P: "I'm going to kill your sons!"
V: "Join the club."
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H: "It's downright unreasonable! I could pole dance better than half those women! Good lord, son, there should be a mandatory retirement age for strippers."
B: "D'you see I got cornered by Robin last night? Almost had to chew off my own arm to get away."
H: "Ohohoh, that poor woman has the saddest t+~*! Damned depressing."
B: "Right? Yea. They're like 'The Notebook' sad."
H: "Those t@@% are like 'coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat' sad."
B: "Mournful. She has mournful t@~$. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra."
H: "Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad... Damnit, she has gloomy t@+~!"
B: "It's like she put a dollar's worth of change into some old socks and then taped them to her chest."
H: "I wanna build two little caskets and give her t!~$ a tasteful, dignified funeral."
Negative. Wrong network. Well, sorta. The network that the show airs on does play reruns of Family Guy. But those two quotes are from the same show, just different episodes. One of my favorite shows, but sadly they're REALLY slow on getting new seasons out, and the latest season was a bit of a letdown. It was a lot shorter in terms of the number of episodes, and it just wasn't as good as the seasons before it overall.
The guy who guessed Robot Chicken for the first two(Imbicatus) was correct! So between knowing that the second show airs on the same network as Robot Chicken and the other clues I've given, it should become slightly more obvious.

John Kretzer |

John Kretzer wrote:I just know I'm terrified of any being who can make an angle talk—especially those obtuse angles. Stubborn, they are.Here is one...
"Only demons should fear me. You're not a demon are you? The angle said you were...
In my defense I copied and pasted it from someplace. Though I should proof read.

Fallen_Mage |

Here's another one:
Man 1: "This looks like an interseting game."
Man 2: "It's not a game. It's ****'s test for unfaithful wives."
Man 1: "Oh. Is she an unfaithful wife?"
Man 2: "Ask ****."
****: "Her husband says she is."
Man 1: "Who's he?"
****: "He's the one throwing the axes."
Man 1: "If she's innocent?"
Man 2: "Then her husband will succeed, the braids will be cut."
Man 1: "Suppose his misses the braids and hits her?"
Man 2: "Well then she's guilty."
Man 1: "Suppose, he misses both the girl and the braids?"
Man 2: "Three misses and we drown him"

Sebastrd |

Negative. Wrong network. Well, sorta. The network that the show airs on does play reruns of Family Guy. But those two quotes are from the same show, just different episodes. One of my favorite shows, but sadly they're REALLY slow on getting new seasons out, and the latest season was a bit of a letdown. It was a lot shorter in terms of the number of episodes, and it just wasn't as good as the seasons before it overall.
The guy who guessed Robot Chicken for the first two(Imbicatus) was correct! So between knowing that the second show airs on the same network as Robot Chicken and the other clues I've given, it should become slightly more obvious.
I'm not a fan of most of the stuff on Adult Swim. Robot Chicken is amazing, but I just don't find the rest of it all that funny.

Tacticslion |

Let's see who gets this one:
"I've been meaning to ask you, what does Boonta mean?"
"Boonta means, the owner of one hundred wives, and over one thousand head of cattle."
I don't know. I kind of thought "Wasn't 'boonta' from Star Wars'? But that doesn't seem like anything from Star Wars" but, since I didn't know, even though it sounded familiar, I decided to look it up. The only thing I got was various Star Wars references. So... I dunno. I'm lost.
The other one you quoted was 13th Warrior.

Tacticslion |

Unruly wrote:I'm not a fan of most of the stuff on Adult Swim. Robot Chicken is amazing, but I just don't find the rest of it all that funny.Negative. Wrong network. Well, sorta. The network that the show airs on does play reruns of Family Guy. But those two quotes are from the same show, just different episodes. One of my favorite shows, but sadly they're REALLY slow on getting new seasons out, and the latest season was a bit of a letdown. It was a lot shorter in terms of the number of episodes, and it just wasn't as good as the seasons before it overall.
The guy who guessed Robot Chicken for the first two(Imbicatus) was correct! So between knowing that the second show airs on the same network as Robot Chicken and the other clues I've given, it should become slightly more obvious.
For me that's true anymore. They used to have some better stuff, but, alas, it has long gone. :/

John Kretzer |

Here is one...
"Only demons should fear me. You're not a demon are you? The angle said you were. I can't believe that. I won't. You're my son, and I love you more than my own life. You know what's funny about all this Fenton? I'm afraid of you."
So no guess for this yet? Despite the typo?
Hint: There is a twist at the end.

Black Dougal |
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And here is a really easy one, but I promise it is not Star Wars related.
"A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!"

Freehold DM |

And here is a really easy one, but I promise it is not Star Wars related.
"A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!"
return of the King?

Black Dougal |

Black Dougal wrote:return of the King?And here is a really easy one, but I promise it is not Star Wars related.
"A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!"
Correct

Black Dougal |

Black Dougal wrote:uh... Can't remember!!! I know it was Steven Segal though!JT : So who are you? Are you, you, like, some special forces guy or something?
CR: Nah. I'm just a cook.
JT: A cook?
CR: [Whispering] Just a lowly, lowly cook.
JT: Oh, my God, we're gonna die.
right actor..personally I think his best movie..
"keep the faith Strannix!"

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Freehold DM wrote:Black Dougal wrote:uh... Can't remember!!! I know it was Steven Segal though!JT : So who are you? Are you, you, like, some special forces guy or something?
CR: Nah. I'm just a cook.
JT: A cook?
CR: [Whispering] Just a lowly, lowly cook.
JT: Oh, my God, we're gonna die.
right actor..personally I think his best movie..
"keep the faith Strannix!"
Under Siege, but I'm not sure if it's one or two.

drunken_nomad |

Freehold DM wrote:Black Dougal wrote:uh... Can't remember!!! I know it was Steven Segal though!JT : So who are you? Are you, you, like, some special forces guy or something?
CR: Nah. I'm just a cook.
JT: A cook?
CR: [Whispering] Just a lowly, lowly cook.
JT: Oh, my God, we're gonna die.
right actor..personally I think his best movie..
"keep the faith Strannix!"
Its either 'Die Hard on a boat' with Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey
or 'Die Hard on a train' with ???Under Siege 1 or 2!
EDIT! NINJA'D

Water Boy |

And here is a really easy one, but I promise it is not Star Wars related.
Ah, come-on! I was just getting the rhythm and everything!
"A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!"
return of the King?
Correct
Sorry, I can't place it.
*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!* Oooooooooooooh. Hoooooooooo! Aaaaaaahhhhh. Oh, that was a good one.
Pfft! I told I'm "I can't place it!" *snickering noises*
(^ These two paragraphs are not quotes, but are two different references to two different movies. If the internet doesn't get at least one I will be very... sad.)
Pfffffffft! I told him "We already got one!" *Snickering Noises*

Fallen_Mage |

c: "What am I going to do with you? You simply won't... die. Are we so different, you and I? You take life when you have to... as I do. '
M: "I have only one more life to take. Then it is done. "
This is so familiar. I'm sure I have this movie, but which one?
EDIT: Gladiator!
Fallen_Mage wrote:Let's see who gets this one:
"I've been meaning to ask you, what does Boonta mean?"
"Boonta means, the owner of one hundred wives, and over one thousand head of cattle."
I don't know. I kind of thought "Wasn't 'boonta' from Star Wars'? But that doesn't seem like anything from Star Wars" but, since I didn't know, even though it sounded familiar, I decided to look it up. The only thing I got was various Star Wars references. So... I dunno. I'm lost.
The other one you quoted was 13th Warrior.
Hint for first quote: It has Richard Boone. Also I misspelled the name, it's 'Bunta'.
You are completely off on the second quote. It's an older movie. 1950's to be precise.