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I Blame Cosmo for thread I started over in the Pathfinder Tales section related Pirate's Promise has not seem to receive comments.
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I once caused about 200 people to get bloodied morning newspapers. Obviously this was all due to the machinations of Cosmo.I Blame Cosmo for a paper cut I got on a box today at work.
If you get a package with blood on it now you know who to blame.
200 hundred people? Gee I only my blood on a handful of boxes.
I Blame Cosmo for Kajehase showing me up like that.
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I'll save you Amby! *sees peppermint on the ground* Ooh, a piece of candy! *ends up in box trap* Dang it.
I blame Cosmo for falling for this trap.
I blame Cosmo for Mac not seeing that this is where generosity gets you, yeeessss.
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I once caused about 200 people to get bloodied morning newspapers. Obviously this was all due to the machinations of Cosmo.I Blame Cosmo for a paper cut I got on a box today at work.
If you get a package with blood on it now you know who to blame.
200 hundred people? Gee I only my blood on a handful of boxes.
I Blame Cosmo for Kajehase showing me up like that.
Some bastard had smashed the window at the bus-stop where I pick them up and I sliced open a finger and didn't remember I had time enough to go home and make sure it didn't need stitches until after I was done packing them.
Damn you for befuddling me like that, Cosmo.
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I'll save you Amby! *sees peppermint on the ground* Ooh, a piece of candy! *ends up in box trap* Dang it.
I blame Cosmo for falling for this trap.
I blame Cosmo that Princess Boushh hasn't showed up yet to rescue me from carbonmint freezing.
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I blame Cosmo that Princess Boushh hasn't showed up yet to rescue me from carbonmint freezing.I'll save you Amby! *sees peppermint on the ground* Ooh, a piece of candy! *ends up in box trap* Dang it.
I blame Cosmo for falling for this trap.
Yeah, about that....
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I blame Cosmo for... For.... Well, nothing particularly horrible or distressing has happened in the past... Since I posted, so....
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I blame Cosmo for nothing interesting happening!*pops a wampi-flavored caramel into mouth*
That's your cue MP.
Hmmmm...interesting huh?
I have no idea which thing will fall into the trap first: The slaads who fell for it the first time or the succubus that is my bane!
I Blame Cosmo that I find this an exciting scientific experiment!
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The thing about Slaads is that we are never predictable.
FOR THE GREAT BUTTON!
*leaves thread on flying unicycle*
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I blame Cosmo for... For.... Well, nothing particularly horrible or distressing has happened in the past... Since I posted, so....
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I blame Cosmo for nothing interesting happening!*pops a wampi-flavored caramel into mouth*
That's your cue MP.
Hmmmm...interesting huh?
I have no idea which thing will fall into the trap first: The slaads who fell for it the first time or the succubus that is my bane!
I Blame Cosmo that I find this an exciting scientific experiment!
*rolls eyes*
*moves over and picks up candy therefore setting off trap*
Oh noes! I blame Co-
*manicured talon smashes through box to grab pleasantly shaped MP head*
*Pulls Pugwampi into box*
On second thought, I'm good.
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I blame cosmo for me being sick yesterday and sick again today. I also blame cosmo for the bacon that caused me to be sick.
I also blame cosmo for being confused by Rysky and what seems more like a candibi then a succubi.
I also blame cosmo if no one knows what a Candibi is.
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I blame cosmo for me being sick yesterday and sick again today. I also blame cosmo for the bacon that caused me to be sick.
I also blame cosmo for being confused by Rysky and what seems more like a candibi then a succubi.
I also blame cosmo if no one knows what a Candibi is.
Huh...
I blame Cosmo for Rule 34 being provably true in every situation and is basically one of the Newton's Laws of the internet.
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As a connoisseur of the erotic, yes, I knowz all about them Candibi mmmmm.
What!? I hath been deceiveded! Mine understanding was that Rysky was a virtuous soul filled with purity and innocence! Oh, whoa is me!
I blame Cosmo for my plight!
:P
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As a connoisseur of the erotic, yes, I knowz all about them Candibi mmmmm.What!? I hath been deceiveded! Mine understanding was that Rysky was a virtuous soul filled with purity and innocence! Oh, whoa is me!
I blame Cosmo for my plight!
:P
*blink*
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*blink*
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I Blame Cosmo for not knowing how to respond to that.
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I blame Cosmo that everyone is speaking of the candy-flavored outsiders, and yet spares no mention of my Chocolate Skeletons or Gummi Zombies!
It is also Cosmo's fault that no one has purchased any of my Bloody Chocolate Skeletons, with the cherry-caramel blood.
In fact, I'm sure it was due to Cosmo's machinations that Ustalav is so hostile to my delicious necromantic candies!
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I blame Cosmo that this forum is not way too long enough.
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I blame Cosmo that this forum's just six words long (six words long).
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Poog drank potion and became stronger.
Poog blame cosmo for Poog now having snake-tongue, that not cool.
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I blame Cosmo that Poog can't think of the positives of having a snake tongue. Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more? A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
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Poog blame cosmo for Pillbug look like Reta BIGBAD, while Poog now obviously more BIGBAD due to potion.
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I Blame Cosmo that the last post have been from goblins...talking about...dirty...uses of a snake tongue.
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I Blame Cosmo that the last post have been from goblins...talking about...dirty...uses of a snake tongue.
I blame Cosmo for Rysky not weighing in on the usefulness of a snake tongue in a dirty manner.
I also blame Cosmo for how many fanfictions use Harry Potter being a Parseltongue in a dirty manner.
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... I blame Cosmo that Harry Potter fanfictions exist...
Also, blaming him for the fact that Harry Potter is the trope namer for Ron The Death Eater and Draco In Leather Pants...
Also blaming him for that fact that these are a thing, even though I don't mind leather pants.
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I blame Cosmo for Rysky not weighing in on the usefulness of a snake tongue in a dirty manner.
You be careful what you sayz, it only matter of time.
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I Blame Cosmo that the last post have been from goblins...talking about...dirty...uses of a snake tongue.
Dirty Snake Tongue...
That sounds like some kind of house shot from a bar in Australia.
Now I want to try one...
I Blame Cosmo for that!
And I still have 6 more days until I can have drinks again.
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I blame Cosmo for Rysky not weighing in on the usefulness of a snake tongue in a dirty manner.You be careful what you sayz, it only matter of time.
Poog blame Cosmo for Tels jinxing Poog and Pillbug by sayzing that.
I Blame Cosmo for me always being asleep when the good stuff gets posted.
*gets measuring tape*
Now le'see what Pillbug has to look forward to here...
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I blame cosmo for only seeming to be noticed when i talk about cannibalism or something from the world of erotic that isn't mentioned all the time.
Maybe i should mention something about mudkips or the fish stick.
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I Blame Cosmo for just being so tired.
I Blame Cosmo for realizing that nice guys actually do finish last.
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I blame Cosmo that Master Kretzer has forgotten, or not realized, that most nice guys drop dead of accumulated overwork, abuse, stress, and exhaustion well before seeing the finish line.
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I blame Cosmo that most owners of second-hand mudkips fail to sanitize them first before using, or remember to rotate them every 3000 xps.
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I blame Cosmo that Master Kretzer has forgotten, or not realized, that most nice guys drop dead of accumulated overwork, abuse, stress, and exhaustion well before seeing the finish line.
Sigh thanks for reminding me.
I Blame Cosmo for a goblin's ability to kick you when you down.
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I blame Cosmo that Master Kretzer has forgotten, or not realized, that most nice guys drop dead of accumulated overwork, abuse, stress, and exhaustion well before seeing the finish line.Sigh thanks for reminding me.
I Blame Cosmo for a goblin's ability to kick you when you down.
Join us in the path of evil, become a salesman like me!
1. Start a nice guy
2. Overwork, abuse, stress, exhaustion!
3. Mental breakdown
4. Realize the dark side will always win because good is stupid (and we have cookies!)
5. Convert
6. Profit!
That sounds better in my head.
I Blame Cosmo for my lack of creativity today after a 13 hour day.
Twelve hour days my cold, wet, scaly tail, company policy goes Astral as soon as there's money on the table.
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Sigh thanks for reminding me.
I Blame Cosmo for a goblin's ability to kick you when you down.
I blame Cosmo that Kretzer has forgotten the First Rule of Miserable Life Club is to share the misery.
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Sigh thanks for reminding me.
I Blame Cosmo for a goblin's ability to kick you when you down.
Goblin legs are short and have a Strength penalty, and I just cut my gnarly toenails, so I hope it didn't hurt too much.
Join us in the path of evil, become a salesman like me!
1. Start a nice guy
2. Overwork, abuse, stress, exhaustion!
3. Mental breakdown
4. Realize the dark side will always win because good is stupid (and we have cookies!)
5. Convert
6. Profit!That sounds better in my head.
I have tried very hard to go full on Eevill™ several times, but I keep backsliding back toward the Apathetically Good-ish end of the alignment compass.
I blame Cosmo that my internal Usually Evil alignometer broke early on in my childhood, leaving me to drift rudderlessly into the Here Be Monsters waters of Good-ish. {starts looking again at sales pamphlet of condo on the Island of Misfit (N)PCs}
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I blame Cosmo that Master Kretzer has forgotten, or not realized, that most nice guys drop dead of accumulated overwork, abuse, stress, and exhaustion well before seeing the finish line.Sigh thanks for reminding me.
I Blame Cosmo for a goblin's ability to kick you when you down.
Join us in the path of evil, become a salesman like me!
1. Start a nice guy
2. Overwork, abuse, stress, exhaustion!
3. Mental breakdown
4. Realize the dark side will always win because good is stupid (and we have cookies!)
5. Convert
6. Profit!That sounds better in my head.
I Blame Cosmo for my lack of creativity today after a 13 hour day.
Twelve hour days my cold, wet, scaly tail, company policy goes Astral as soon as there's money on the table.
I have tried to be evil but I just can't go through it...I feel too bad.
I Blame Cosmo...
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I blame Cosmo that I never had an Alignmentometer, ever.
I also blame Cosmo that I find it so damn fun when I scare someone off the internet for the day.
Actually... I'm cool with both of those. Nevermind.
Should I blame Cosmo that I'm a jaded misanthropic cynic?
.... Nah.
I'll blame him for people being happy-go-lucky all the damn time and pissing me the f%*^ off.
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I caught my Mom watching a Twilight movie to day forever shattering my faith in her good taste...Curse You Cosmo!!! *shakes fist angrily*
I caught my Mom watching a Twilight movie to day forever shattering my faith in her good taste...Curse You Cosmo!!! *shakes fist angrily*
What would happen if you caught her watching 50 Shades of Awful?
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I caught my Mom watching a Twilight movie to day forever shattering my faith in her good taste...Curse You Cosmo!!! *shakes fist angrily*What would happen if you caught her watching 50 Shades of Awful?
I Blame Cosmo for Tels putting that into my head.
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I Blame Cosmo for Tels putting that into my head.I caught my Mom watching a Twilight movie to day forever shattering my faith in her good taste...Curse You Cosmo!!! *shakes fist angrily*What would happen if you caught her watching 50 Shades of Awful?
I blame Cosmo for John not answering the question.
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I blame Cosmo that that piece of trash Twilight Fanfiction exists.
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I blame Cosmo for John not answering the question.I Blame Cosmo for Tels putting that into my head.I caught my Mom watching a Twilight movie to day forever shattering my faith in her good taste...Curse You Cosmo!!! *shakes fist angrily*What would happen if you caught her watching 50 Shades of Awful?
Because only Cosmo could have possessed you to ask such a question...
Answer is probably Blame Cosmo.
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I blame Cosmo that my internal Usually Evil alignometer broke early on in my childhood, leaving me to drift rudderlessly into the Here Be Monsters waters of Good-ish. {starts looking again at sales pamphlet of condo on the Island of Misfit (N)PCs}
When you see a flumph, you've gone too far.
I blames Cosmo for goblinoid infidelity to EVIL!!!!
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I blame Cosmo for my terrible joke mixing politics and WoW.
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I blame Cosmo for my terrible joke mixing politics and WoW.Oh! Oh! Oh! Can we hearz it plz?
I will Blame Cosmo if we don't hear it.
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I will Blame Cosmo if we don't hear it.I blame Cosmo for my terrible joke mixing politics and WoW.Oh! Oh! Oh! Can we hearz it plz?
And I will Blame Cosmo if we do...
And I will Blame Cosmo if we do...I will Blame Cosmo if we don't hear it.I blame Cosmo for my terrible joke mixing politics and WoW.Oh! Oh! Oh! Can we hearz it plz?
Well that goes without saying.