>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[Rysky]

...

I blame Cosmo that those little bastards broke my sugar cauldron. What am I going to dip delicious people into now?

*begins licking caramel up*

... Needs more Wampi.

[Alex G St-Amand]

Rysky wrote:

...

I blame Cosmo that those little bastards broke my sugar cauldron. What am I going to dip delicious people into now?

*begins licking caramel up*

... Needs more Wampi.

Wampi farm?

I blame Cosmo for the lack of those...

[Rysky]

Alex G St-Amand wrote:

Rysky wrote:

...

I blame Cosmo that those little bastards broke my sugar cauldron. What am I going to dip delicious people into now?

*begins licking caramel up*

... Needs more Wampi.

Wampi farm?

I blame Cosmo for the lack of those...

The subject for the selective breeding program has not been as... cooperative as investors would like.

I blame Cosmo for MP being a prude.

[Master Pugwampi]

Rysky wrote:

Alex G St-Amand wrote:

Rysky wrote:

...

I blame Cosmo that those little bastards broke my sugar cauldron. What am I going to dip delicious people into now?

*begins licking caramel up*

... Needs more Wampi.

Wampi farm?

I blame Cosmo for the lack of those...

The subject for the selective breeding program has not been as... cooperative as investors would like.

I blame Cosmo for MP being a prude.

*remote texting from an undisclosed location where Hunt and MP are currently healing*

I Blame Cosmo that Rysky has misinterpreted "standards" for "prude".

[Rysky]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Alex G St-Amand wrote:

Rysky wrote:

...

I blame Cosmo that those little bastards broke my sugar cauldron. What am I going to dip delicious people into now?

*begins licking caramel up*

... Needs more Wampi.

Wampi farm?

I blame Cosmo for the lack of those...

The subject for the selective breeding program has not been as... cooperative as investors would like.

I blame Cosmo for MP being a prude.

*remote texting from an undisclosed location where Hunt and MP are currently healing*

I Blame Cosmo that Rysky has misinterpreted "standards" for "prude".

By Succubi standards, that's prude.

I blame Cosmo that MP forgot who he's dealing with.

*rounds up spiffy hat and fancy hunting jacket, signal intercepter, grenade tipped arrows with delayed resurrection cast on them, a Nightmare, and a couple of Barghests*

[Bubba Graul]

ooooo... a party!!

I blame Cosmo that Rysky din't invite me :(

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Is 'cause Bubba look like eating banquet all alone, too Rysky to invitezing you.

Rysk-lady, Poog see Pugwamp hiding in wastebasket. *Points at Pugwampi's hiding spot*

Poog blame Cosmo for Pugwampi's whimpering when he be caught by Rysk-lady.

[Tels]

Rysky, you should get this guy to help. I hear he can bullseye womp rats in his T-16. Give him a non-lethal weapon and he should be able to hunt down your wompis.

[Drock11]

I'm starting to see my first grey hairs, and I blame Cosmo. I'm reasonably confident it's Cosmo's way of always reminding me he's winning every time I look closely in the mirror.

For some reason I think the hairs in my nose are growing faster and thicker which is making them more unmanageable. I often wonder how you pull of your feats of deviousness Cosmo.

[Rysky]

"THE" Poog of Zarongel wrote:

Is 'cause Bubba look like eating banquet all alone, too Rysky to invitezing you.

Rysk-lady, Poog see Pugwamp hiding in wastebasket. *Points at Pugwampi's hiding spot*

Poog blame Cosmo for Pugwampi's whimpering when he be caught by Rysk-lady.

Good Poog, you get to live.

*slaps lid down on basket and carries it away*

[Rysky]

Tels wrote:

Rysky, you should get this guy to help. I hear he can bullseye womp rats in his T-16. Give him a non-lethal weapon and he should be able to hunt down your wompis.

... why would I give him NL weapons?

[Master Pugwampi]

Rysky wrote:

"THE" Poog of Zarongel wrote:

Is 'cause Bubba look like eating banquet all alone, too Rysky to invitezing you.

Rysk-lady, Poog see Pugwamp hiding in wastebasket. *Points at Pugwampi's hiding spot*

Poog blame Cosmo for Pugwampi's whimpering when he be caught by Rysk-lady.

Good Poog, you get to live.

*slaps lid down on basket and carries it away*

*once more from the secret location*

Ummm...that wasn't me. Wasn't Hunt either. Hunt, you know who that was? It wasn't Bruce was it...'cuz he owes me money!

I Blame Cosmo for Rysky making off with Cosmo's "staff."

[Tels]

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Rysky, you should get this guy to help. I hear he can bullseye womp rats in his T-16. Give him a non-lethal weapon and he should be able to hunt down your wompis.

... why would I give him NL weapons?

And take the thrill of roasting them alive from you!?

[Rysky]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Rysky wrote:

"THE" Poog of Zarongel wrote:

Is 'cause Bubba look like eating banquet all alone, too Rysky to invitezing you.

Rysk-lady, Poog see Pugwamp hiding in wastebasket. *Points at Pugwampi's hiding spot*

Poog blame Cosmo for Pugwampi's whimpering when he be caught by Rysk-lady.

Good Poog, you get to live.

*slaps lid down on basket and carries it away*

*once more from the secret location*

Ummm...that wasn't me. Wasn't Hunt either. Hunt, you know who that was? It wasn't Bruce was it...'cuz he owes me money!

I Blame Cosmo for Rysky making off with Cosmo's "staff."

I Blame Cosmo for when I Pugnap the wrong person.

*puts live viper in basket and begins shaking like a maraca*

[Rysky]

Tels wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Rysky, you should get this guy to help. I hear he can bullseye womp rats in his T-16. Give him a non-lethal weapon and he should be able to hunt down your wompis.

... why would I give him NL weapons?

And take the thrill of roasting them alive from you!?

Meh, I'll just resurrect him and flambé again.

I Blame Cosmo for Tels not knowing how relationships work.

[Tels]

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Rysky, you should get this guy to help. I hear he can bullseye womp rats in his T-16. Give him a non-lethal weapon and he should be able to hunt down your wompis.

... why would I give him NL weapons?

And take the thrill of roasting them alive from you!?

Meh, I'll just resurrect him and flambé again.

I Blame Cosmo for Tels not knowing how relationships work.

I blame Cosmo for having never been in a relationship with a succubus.

I blame Cosmo for party members always killing the succubus before a relationship starts.

I blame Cosmo for having leveled up after my not-significant other was killed.

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo for Murderhobos always being such killjoys.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for finding myself annoyed with my Bones Minis.

I'm trying to assemble them all to take pictures with, but I've noticed many of them come with detached pieces, some of which don't really make sense. I mean, does the sword strapped to the guys back really need to be a separate piece?

Most of these need glue to be assembled, but because of the piece design, I can't glue them if I want to paint them (without ripping hair out in the painting process in frustration).

Cosmo, why you make minis a chore instead of fun?

[Artemis Moonstar]

I blame Cosmo for Cannibalism being such a hot button topic every time I bring up my barbarian halfling!... Or the witch even... Or the Daemon/Demon/Devil blooded Sorcerer! (eldritch heritage cross-blood, fun while it lasted)... Or the hookers!

Know what? Forget the cannibalism, or the blaming Cosmo... Ah forget the whole thing!

*Walks off*

[Kreepy Kajehase]

Like the host of BBC's News Quiz, I blame Cosmo for the fact that when the Pope buries a homeless person he's a hero, but when I do it I'm called in for questioning.

[Tels]

Artemis Moonstar wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Cannibalism being such a hot button topic every time I bring up my barbarian halfling!... Or the witch even... Or the Daemon/Demon/Devil blooded Sorcerer! (eldritch heritage cross-blood, fun while it lasted)... Or the hookers!

Know what? Forget the cannibalism, or the blaming Cosmo... Ah forget the whole thing!

*Walks off*

One does not forgive Cosmo for the things he's done.

I blame Cosmo for Artemis not understanding how things work.

[Orthos]

I blame Cosmo for overinflated egos and smarmy self-importance.

[Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin]

Orthos wrote:

I blame Cosmo for overinflated egos and smarmy self-importance.

:D

[Orthos]

Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:

Orthos wrote:

I blame Cosmo for overinflated egos and smarmy self-importance.

:D

... well played.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I blame Cosmo that CVS had bags of Brookside chocolates on sale for half off. I never knew that dark chocolate blueberries were so delicious before now.

I also blame Cosmo that Brookside are such liars, because there is no way that a slaad (or one of you Prime Material humanoids) can reasonably expect to get five servings out of a teeny 7 oz bag.

[Rysky]

At least it ain't friggin stale candy canes.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Rysky wrote:

At least it ain't friggin stale candy canes.

They had a tub (squee!) of peppermint candy on sale too, but I had to pick one or the other, and I hadn't any decent chocolate in months.

We still wants the peppermints, we needs it. Soon, my precious, soon.

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Rysky wrote:

At least it ain't friggin stale candy canes.

They had a tub (squee!) of peppermint candy on sale too, but I had to pick one or the other, and I hadn't any decent chocolate in months.

We still wants the peppermints, we needs it. Soon, my precious, soon.

{crawls out of hiding} Ha ha, slaad! That's why you can never catch us pugs to egg us: we can smell your minty stench a thousand yards away!

He he he, slaadi are sooooooooooo dumb.

Ugh, I blame Cosmo my candy-coated feet are stuck to the floor.

[Drock11]

I blame Cosmo that he stole that hour of sleep from me yesterday. Daylight Savings Time sounds like a concept he would come up with. Congratulations Cosmo. You managed to mess with a whole country's worth of people's circadian rhythms at one time.

To start and blame Cosmo early I also blame him that when it switches back to Standard Time I will have to press the buttons on my alarm clock twenty three times as there is no backward moving function on it. Why won't you let them put a backwards button on digital clocks? I think Cosmo does it because he knows it's one of those little things that drive me a little closer to rage and insanity.

I blame Cosmo that I have to now try and go to sleep when it light outside.

[Game Master Scotty]

I Blame Cosmo that I went to the cardiologist, had another EKG and have scheduled two more test.

One, a sonogram of my heart.

And Two, a nuclear stress test....

How the [redacted] is injecting [redacted] radioactive dye into me and then making me run on a [redacted] treadmill...

How...what kind of people came up with this?

This, this is just...

...really, messed up Cosmo.

You clever, glorious bastard.

I'm paying to run on a treadmill, hooked to a bunch of wires and asking to have atomic material injected in me...

...TO HELP ME FEEL MOAR BETTER!!!

I hate needles

[Artemis Moonstar]

I blame Cosmo that no one got my Futurama reference.

I also blame him for the possibility he might be the only one who did and fave'd it for that purpose.

[Rysky]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Rysky wrote:

At least it ain't friggin stale candy canes.

They had a tub (squee!) of peppermint candy on sale too, but I had to pick one or the other, and I hadn't any decent chocolate in months.

We still wants the peppermints, we needs it. Soon, my precious, soon.

Hmm? Idea has occurred.

*preps spare candy cauldron with molten peppermint*

Here Slaadi Slaadi Slaad! Here Slaadi Slaadi Slaad!

[The Fiend Fantastic]

I blame Cosmo for not telling Rysky she's invited to a secret meeting of evil, where our annual wicked plans are discussed.

[Rysky]

I don't discuss my plans anyway, then the Pugs might catch on.

[Drock11]

It ends up I wasn't able to change all my clocks, and I blame Cosmo. My car was bought used and has an aftermarket radio in it. Of course there is no instruction booklet. Trying to figure it out I might as well be randomly pushing buttons on an alien spaceship control panel for all good it does. I can only hope my car's battery never goes out as my only recourse for setting the time correctly after that is to wait until exactly midnight to reattach the terminals.

[John Kretzer]

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

I blame Cosmo for not telling Rysky she's invited to a secret meeting of evil, where our annual wicked plans are discussed.

So this is the meeting where you guys discuss how to make my life miserable. I Knew It!!!

I Blame Cosmo for obviously hosting, organizing, and catering this meeting.

[Master Pugwampi]

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

I blame Cosmo for not telling Rysky she's invited to a secret meeting of evil, where our annual wicked plans are discussed.

As I understand it Pillbug Toenibbler put in the low bid for catering, so I'm out.

I Blame Cosmo for not going with the much more economical (FREE!) and much more amusing (for us, anyway) Master Pugwampi's Catering, Recycling, and Pest Relocation. How do we make three things work? By making it all the same thing! :D

[Rysky]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

I blame Cosmo for not telling Rysky she's invited to a secret meeting of evil, where our annual wicked plans are discussed.

As I understand it Pillbug Toenibbler put in the low bid for catering, so I'm out.

I Blame Cosmo for not going with the much more economical (FREE!) and much more amusing (for us, anyway) Master Pugwampi's Catering, Recycling, and Pest Relocation. How do we make three things work? By making it all the same thing! :D

*pokes head out of lair while stirring peppermint*

Hey MP! Are your burns healed yet? I Blame Cosmo that candy production takes so much time.

[Alex G St-Amand]

John Kretzer wrote:

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

I blame Cosmo for not telling Rysky she's invited to a secret meeting of evil, where our annual wicked plans are discussed.

So this is the meeting where you guys discuss how to make my life miserable. I Knew It!!!

I Blame Cosmo for obviously hosting, organizing, and catering this meeting.

Cosmo has his hands/tentacles/etc in all kinds of meeting, not just the Evil ones.

I blame Cosmo for John Kretzer not realizing that.

[Scribbling Rambler]

It's Cosmo's fault that Colonel Chestbridge is so mean to Claire.

[Tels]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

I blame Cosmo for not telling Rysky she's invited to a secret meeting of evil, where our annual wicked plans are discussed.

As I understand it Pillbug Toenibbler put in the low bid for catering, so I'm out.

I Blame Cosmo for not going with the much more economical (FREE!) and much more amusing (for us, anyway) Master Pugwampi's Catering, Recycling, and Pest Relocation. How do we make three things work? By making it all the same thing! :D

I blame Cosmo for Master Pugwampi not realizing he just revealed himself to Rysky without hiding afterward or vacating the premises.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky not realizing Master Pugwampi failed to hid himself or run away after posting.

I further blame Cosmo for the interruption of my entertainment.

[Rysky]

Tels wrote:

Master Pugwampi wrote:

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

I blame Cosmo for not telling Rysky she's invited to a secret meeting of evil, where our annual wicked plans are discussed.

As I understand it Pillbug Toenibbler put in the low bid for catering, so I'm out.

I Blame Cosmo for not going with the much more economical (FREE!) and much more amusing (for us, anyway) Master Pugwampi's Catering, Recycling, and Pest Relocation. How do we make three things work? By making it all the same thing! :D

I blame Cosmo for Master Pugwampi not realizing he just revealed himself to Rysky without hiding afterward or vacating the premises.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky not realizing Master Pugwampi failed to hid himself or run away after posting.

I further blame Cosmo for the interruption of my entertainment.

I Blame Cosmo for Tels not realizing how much work is involved in this Slaadi trap, peppermint doesn't stir itself yaknow!

[Tels]

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Master Pugwampi wrote:

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

I blame Cosmo for not telling Rysky she's invited to a secret meeting of evil, where our annual wicked plans are discussed.

As I understand it Pillbug Toenibbler put in the low bid for catering, so I'm out.

I Blame Cosmo for not going with the much more economical (FREE!) and much more amusing (for us, anyway) Master Pugwampi's Catering, Recycling, and Pest Relocation. How do we make three things work? By making it all the same thing! :D

I blame Cosmo for Master Pugwampi not realizing he just revealed himself to Rysky without hiding afterward or vacating the premises.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky not realizing Master Pugwampi failed to hid himself or run away after posting.

I further blame Cosmo for the interruption of my entertainment.

I Blame Cosmo for Tels not realizing how much work is involved in this Slaadi trap, peppermint doesn't stir itself yaknow!

I blame Cosmo for Rysky forgetting that succubi can use Dominate Person to have a crew of muscled man servants to do all the work.

[Icyshadow]

I blame Cosmo for the black-and-white views on certain beings that a friend of mine has!

[Rysky]

Tels wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Master Pugwampi wrote:

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

I blame Cosmo for not telling Rysky she's invited to a secret meeting of evil, where our annual wicked plans are discussed.

As I understand it Pillbug Toenibbler put in the low bid for catering, so I'm out.

I Blame Cosmo for not going with the much more economical (FREE!) and much more amusing (for us, anyway) Master Pugwampi's Catering, Recycling, and Pest Relocation. How do we make three things work? By making it all the same thing! :D

I blame Cosmo for Master Pugwampi not realizing he just revealed himself to Rysky without hiding afterward or vacating the premises.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky not realizing Master Pugwampi failed to hid himself or run away after posting.

I further blame Cosmo for the interruption of my entertainment.

I Blame Cosmo for Tels not realizing how much work is involved in this Slaadi trap, peppermint doesn't stir itself yaknow!

I blame Cosmo for Rysky forgetting that succubi can use Dominate Person to have a crew of muscled man servants to do all the work.

And have a bunch of slobbering-palanquin-carrying idiots screw it up? I think not!

I Blame Cosmo for Tels not knowing when finesse is required.

[Artemis Moonstar]

I blame Cosmo for finding Tels and Rysky's back and forth extremely entertaining.... And also that I'm out of cans of Taiwanese Espresso Coffee....

But I WON'T blame Cosmo for me getting laid today...

[The Fiend Fantastic]

But you will blame Cosmo if you're screwed over in the wrong way though.

I politely blame Cosmo if you, in such a case, come charging with flasks of holy water.....which have no effect on me whatsoever btw.

[Master Pugwampi]

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Master Pugwampi not realizing he just revealed himself to Rysky without hiding afterward or vacating the premises.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky not realizing Master Pugwampi failed to hid himself or run away after posting.

I further blame Cosmo for the interruption of my entertainment.

I Blame Cosmo for Tels not realizing how much work is involved in this Slaadi trap, peppermint doesn't stir itself yaknow!

I blame Cosmo for Rysky forgetting that succubi can use Dominate Person to have a crew of muscled man servants to do all the work.

And have a bunch of slobbering-palanquin-carrying idiots screw it up? I think not!

I Blame Cosmo for Tels not knowing when finesse is required.

I Blame Cosmo for Tels not realizing that I would NEVER interfere in the creation of a sublime trap designed to cause suffering in others and am more than willing to hang around to watch a work of art created, even at my own peril.

I also Blame Cosmo for Tels not realizing that Rysky is far too dedicated to evil to let distractions get in the way. For shame!

EDIT: Besides, Hunt and I are having some problems getting this sticky crap out of our short fur. It makes mobility an issue. I Blame Cosmo for this.

[Rysky]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Master Pugwampi not realizing he just revealed himself to Rysky without hiding afterward or vacating the premises.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky not realizing Master Pugwampi failed to hid himself or run away after posting.

I further blame Cosmo for the interruption of my entertainment.

I Blame Cosmo for Tels not realizing how much work is involved in this Slaadi trap, peppermint doesn't stir itself yaknow!

I blame Cosmo for Rysky forgetting that succubi can use Dominate Person to have a crew of muscled man servants to do all the work.

And have a bunch of slobbering-palanquin-carrying idiots screw it up? I think not!

I Blame Cosmo for Tels not knowing when finesse is required.

I Blame Cosmo for Tels not realizing that I would NEVER interfere in the creation of a sublime trap designed to cause suffering in others and am more than willing to hang around to watch a work of art created, even at my own peril.

I also Blame Cosmo for Tels not realizing that Rysky is far to dedicated to evil to let distractions get in the way. For shame!

EDIT: Besides, Hunt and I are having some problems getting this sticky crap out of our short fur. It makes mobility an issue. I Blame Cosmo for this.

Ooo I know somebody who's getting an extra special treat tonight :3

[Ambrosia Slaad]

{wanders in, continues to sniff air} Mmmm, peppermint.

{spots peppermint candy on the ground} Oooo, piece of candy! {spots peppermint trail} Oooo, piece of candy! Oooo, piece of candy! Oooo, piece of candy! Oooo, piece of candy! {triggers cardboard box trap}

Ah, nuts. Not again. I blame Cosmo. Or Solid Snake.