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![]() Water Boy wrote:
Just make certain it isn't fluoridated water. You don't want to introduce such a Commie foreign substance into your precious bodily fluids.* * Edit: Yeah, I know this is a Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper reference/line, but I'm trying to avoid creating a third Strangelove alias. ![]()
![]() Ipslore the Red wrote: Summons aren't real creatures, as detailed in the religion rules for summoning divine servitors. They're a copy of one. Sorry to burst your bubble. Maybe for the players and GMs of divine casters' using the info in Inner Sea Gods. For everyone else: Pathfinder RPG Core Rulebook wrote:
They sound pretty real to me, even if they awaken alive again on their home plane. And really, even if they're "just" a copy, that makes it OK to treat them inhumanely? (And if continuing this derail is necessary, a different thread is a better choice for it.) ![]()
![]() 100. "Oh yes, we are the goodest of the good champions of Truth, Justice, and the [Campaign Setting] way. We rescue puppies and kittens, save farmers and commonfolk from ravenous hordes and vile monarchies, and distribute economy-destroying levels of wealth amongst the orphans and beggars without recompense. Yep, saintly are we." {casts spell dragging innocent critter from the Outer Planes} "Hello slave! I command you to run ahead of us in this deathtrap dungeon and trigger all the harmful traps. Don't worry if you don't get them all; we'll just summon another of your kin once you drop dead. And chop chop too--if we wanted to wait, we'd have the rouge rogue do it." Corollary A to 100. {casts spell dragging innocent critter from the Outer Planes} "Yes, goodie goodies r us, yada yada yada... Hello slave! I command you to act as a distraction/cannon fodder and get horrifically slaughtered in 12 seconds or less by the BBEG while we strategically wear it down and kill it. And don't you dare 5-ft step away to catch your breath--the melee-ers need the flanking bonus." Corollary B to 100. "Look, I spent about literally a ton worth of non-platinum pieces (that I needed to ditch anyway) to involuntarily drag this powerful outsider to our plane and bind it to do our will... and the f&~#er dare tries to twist the wish(es) we are due?! How is that fair? What do you mean we have a bad reputation on the Outer Planes?!?! BUT WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS!!!!" ![]()
![]() Rysky wrote:
{begins typing email to Alex Jones about Kretzer's forced detainment and fluoridation camps for 4e players} ![]()
![]() BigNorseWolf wrote: The Greys are running new mexico {sips fluoridated tapwater, eyes glaze over, answers monotonically:} This is clearly pro-Grey propaganda. Sure, they are in charge of the Executive branch of New Mexican government (and doing a fine job), per the Treaty of Devil's Tower 1977, government here is trilateral (though we prefer the term "Icke-ian"). Thus, the Reptilians run the Judicial branch, and the Illuminati run the Legislative. And before you ask, no, Governor Brewer is one of you humans. ![]()
![]() You know when fluoridation first began? Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. ![]()
![]() Gnomeland Security Enforcer wrote:
{sputters:} I am a lawful upstanding citizen patriot of this fair nation! How dare you insinuate otherwise! {hurriedly reformats computer, shreds autographed theatrical poster of "Lars and the Real Gnome", and burns stack of RealGnome-related porn DVDs} ![]()
![]() Irontruth wrote:
Bah! Bruce Lee used to break a baker's dozen arches like this with his 1 Inch Punch before breakfast. Irontruth wrote:
Bah! It was the sun glinting off Bruce Lee's teeth that made those trees grow in the first place. |