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I blame Cosmo for pennies costing 2 cents to make. I read this on a Snapple cap so it must be true.
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I blame Cosmo for pennies costing 2 cents to make. I read this on a Snapple cap so it must be true.
And now it's on the Internet, so it really must be true. We can all blame Cosmo for promulgating these "truths".
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I blame Cosmo for my very existence.
{dumps another quart jar's worth of pennies in Lucky7's toilet and flushes}
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I blame Cosmo for the US not getting rid of the penny...as Canada recently did! :)
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I blame Cosmo for my conflicting desires to stay up and write and to avoid zombification tomorrow from staying up too late.
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My sister and I were talking and we realized that "#YOLO" and "#SWAG" will be in history books...
Cosmo's evil has far-reaching consequences.
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And Cosmo! You're a horrible person for hacking Paizo's security system so site fishers can post their gibberish onto the forums.
Or are they actually your cultists en masse?
Not one of ours!
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I blame Cosmo for his pugwampi cultists spamming the web servers. If they were properly supervised, they'd instead be hacking Numerian androids into an overclocked botnet to mine SchadCoin.
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Somebody spammed the OTD with a bunch of voodoo malarky.
Cosmo must be behind this somehow.
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I just got the order confirmation for this month's subscription, which I guess means it'll be shipped soon. I blame Cosmo for me not even having opened last month's player companion by the time I got this e-mail.
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My aunt is at the end of her pregnancy (due any day now) and posts on Facebook that everything is making her cry.
...
So I respond with pictures of Carl and Ellie laying on the grass, Toy Story gang sitting on the porch as Andy drives away, and then the clincher.
Bambi's mom laying in a pool of her own blood as Bambi cuddles up to her corpse.
I blame Cosmo for my evil.
I blame Cosmo for his pugwampi cultists spamming the web servers. If they were properly supervised, they'd instead be hacking Numerian androids into an overclocked botnet to mine SchadCoin.
What? That wasn't one of us...we have much more important things to do! :P
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I blame Cosmo for a fanfiction I'm reading ending on a cliffhanger until part two comes out later this summer.
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DAMNIT COSMO!!! I blame Cosmo for this April Fools.
THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!!!
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Cosmo: Hello! Hellohello! Agent 666349! Come in Agent 666349! Do you read me?
Limey's Next Door Neighbour's Cat Eh? Wait a minute... H'mmmno. That particular part doesn't require any more licking. Alright. Who is it, and what do you want?
C: It is I, your dark Overlord, and I have a mission for thee! Goest thou into Limey's back garden, find the patch of weeds he is about to pull up with his bare hands and crap right in the middle of it!
LNDNC Yeah, but I'm sleep -
C:
LNDNC OK, OK. (mutters under his breath)Anything for a quiet life
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I Blame Cosmo for not playing enough Pathfinder. I mean I like other games but sometimes I don't play PF for whole weeks at a time.
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I blame Cosmo for his latest creations, the dust pugwampis. Oh sure, having to constantly clean up after their light dusting of dust has been a mild annoyance. But last night, I finally was able to rent Frozen and watch it for the first time. Shortly after Elsa was introduced, I started to sniff and my eyes started to water; by the time the music swelled as she hit the first chorus of "Let It Go", I had a stream of tears running down my face.
Curse your dust pugwampis for their Over 9000 invisible dust cloud attack!
It had to be dust. My levels in jaded cynic PrC give me a +8 on saves versus the Feels.
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I blame Cosmo for Ambrosia Slaad's determination to have a cold, cold heart.
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I blame Cosmo for not giving me dust bunny duty at Ambrosia's place! Sounds like it was a blast!
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I blame Cosmo for the obligatory 'Congrats, he/she's so beautiful' or 'OMG he/she looks like like his/her mommy/daddy!' comments that come after someone has a baby.
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The good news is, I felt the cap getting wiggly and pulled it out before it actually broke off in my mouth. The bad news is, of course, now I have to go back to that [redacted] prosthodontist. Oh, Cosmo.
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I blame Cosmo for the fact that I woke up this morning and the first words that came into my head were 'Clown Power'
I'm not sure whether this is some sort of Baggy Pant(hers) type movement or an exciting new development in renewable energy, but either way, it's Cosmo's fault.
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If you could turn clowns into biofuel, I'm sure there are enough coulrophobics in U.S. government and the EPA that you could steamroller through the necessary regulation and start collecting Federal "research" grants within just a few weeks.
I blame Cosmo that Coulierophobia isn't yet a recognized fear.
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I Blame Cosmo for no games except a Trail of Cthulhu game I am trying out being played that I am in.
I Also Blame Cosmo for not being a big enough fan of Cthulhu to really enjoy the above game.
I Blame Cosmo for my Mom performing a bait and switch kinda of move this Easter. She asked me if I wanted to go have dinner with one of my aunts...she did not tell me That Aunt was also going to be there...by That Aunt I am of course referring to a truly unpleasant individual in everyone's family....probably due to Cosmo infernal influence.
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I Blame Cosmo for no games except a Trail of Cthulhu game I am trying out being played that I am in.
I blame Cosmo that there is no Oregon Trail of Cthulhu game. Or TV show. Or horror comic.
I blame Cosmo that there is no Call of Coulierhu game.
I blame Cosmo for my sudden fascination with trypophobia and Dave Coulier.
I blame me that my previous sentence has likely given someone with PhotoShop experience a very bad idea.
I blame GIMP's GUI completely on Cosmo.
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I blame GIMP's GUI completely on Cosmo.
I had never considered this, but it totally makes sense.
COSMO!!!
One of these days, someone will blame Cosmo's parents for Cosmo.
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These are both untrue. Cosmo is. Cosmo always was. And Cosmo will always be.
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These are both untrue. Cosmo is. Cosmo always was. And Cosmo will always be.
As Cosmo was in the beginning, is now, and always shall be.
Menace without End. Amen.
And the cause of Cosmo's crapulence?
Obviously, we must blame Cosmo!
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If Cosmo ever dies, it's only because Cosmo decided to end Cosmos life so Cosmo could take over the role of Cosmo and usher in an even more Cosmo brand of Cosmo evil.
To understand Cosmo's logic is to understand insanity.
Huzzargh!
If Cosmo ever dies, it's only because Cosmo decided to end Cosmos life so Cosmo could take over the role of Cosmo and usher in an even more Cosmo brand of Cosmo evil.
To understand Cosmo's logic is to understand insanity.
So, Cosmo was influencing the universe before He was born?
If Cosmo ever dies, it's only because Cosmo decided to end Cosmos life so Cosmo could take over the role of Cosmo and usher in an even more Cosmo brand of Cosmo evil.
To understand Cosmo's logic is to understand insanity.
So, Cosmo was influencing the universe before He was born?
You are asking if Cosmo was involved with the single greatest explosion in all of existence?
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You are asking if Cosmo was involved with the single greatest explosion in all of existence?If Cosmo ever dies, it's only because Cosmo decided to end Cosmos life so Cosmo could take over the role of Cosmo and usher in an even more Cosmo brand of Cosmo evil.
To understand Cosmo's logic is to understand insanity.
So, Cosmo was influencing the universe before He was born?
So you are saying Cosmo is GOD? I thought Cosmo was the boss of Asmodeus, Lucifer, Satan, the Horsemen of the Apocalypse, etc...
You are asking if Cosmo was involved with the single greatest explosion in all of existence?If Cosmo ever dies, it's only because Cosmo decided to end Cosmos life so Cosmo could take over the role of Cosmo and usher in an even more Cosmo brand of Cosmo evil.
To understand Cosmo's logic is to understand insanity.
So, Cosmo was influencing the universe before He was born?
So you are saying Cosmo is GOD? I thought Cosmo was the boss of Asmodeus, Lucifer, Satan, the Horsemen of the Apocalypse, etc...
Nah, God did too many nice things in the bible for Cosmo's work. He'll do nice things on occasion, to throw people off their game, but there is way too much nice stuff in the bible for it to be the work of Cosmo.
Though that whole 'kill everyone in a churning mass of flooding water' or 'smiting a city' or 'cursing a nation with a plague of insect' certainly sounds like him. Probably God just stealing the drabbles Cosmo wrote down on his napkin and discarded because they weren't good enough.
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I Blame Cosmo for almost killing a rabbit late last night with my car. I mean thank Sara that I missed it or I would have felt really guilty about all the little kids on that street waking up to a dead Easter Bunny.
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I blame Cosmo for living near high drama neighbours. I'm not involved in the drama, but it can get quite loud...especially when trying to sleep.
You are asking if Cosmo was involved with the single greatest explosion in all of existence?If Cosmo ever dies, it's only because Cosmo decided to end Cosmos life so Cosmo could take over the role of Cosmo and usher in an even more Cosmo brand of Cosmo evil.
To understand Cosmo's logic is to understand insanity.
So, Cosmo was influencing the universe before He was born?
So you are saying Cosmo is GOD? I thought Cosmo was the boss of Asmodeus, Lucifer, Satan, the Horsemen of the Apocalypse, etc...
Nah, God did too many nice things in the bible for Cosmo's work. He'll do nice things on occasion, to throw people off their game, but there is way too much nice stuff in the bible for it to be the work of Cosmo.
Though that whole 'kill everyone in a churning mass of flooding water' or 'smiting a city' or 'cursing a nation with a plague of insect' certainly sounds like him. Probably God just stealing the drabbles Cosmo wrote down on his napkin and discarded because they weren't good enough.
So, Cosmo is God's annoying little brother?
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You are asking if Cosmo was involved with the single greatest explosion in all of existence?If Cosmo ever dies, it's only because Cosmo decided to end Cosmos life so Cosmo could take over the role of Cosmo and usher in an even more Cosmo brand of Cosmo evil.
To understand Cosmo's logic is to understand insanity.
So, Cosmo was influencing the universe before He was born?
So you are saying Cosmo is GOD? I thought Cosmo was the boss of Asmodeus, Lucifer, Satan, the Horsemen of the Apocalypse, etc...
Nah, God did too many nice things in the bible for Cosmo's work. He'll do nice things on occasion, to throw people off their game, but there is way too much nice stuff in the bible for it to be the work of Cosmo.
Though that whole 'kill everyone in a churning mass of flooding water' or 'smiting a city' or 'cursing a nation with a plague of insect' certainly sounds like him. Probably God just stealing the drabbles Cosmo wrote down on his napkin and discarded because they weren't good enough.
So, Cosmo is God's annoying little brother?
More like God is Cosmo's horribly jealous younger cousin. Jealous enough he created a whole planet of people and commanded them to worship him, telling them he was the end and the beginning to make himself feel better because he wasn't as powerful as Cosmo.
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*sighs*
So, the price for one Pathfinder Player Companion is just a little below the limits for how much we in Denmark can buy from outside the EU without being subjected to import taxes. No problem, but this month Paizo is sending me two player companions as part of my subscription, which opens up the risk for import taxes on my purchase.
I blame Cosmo for the looming threat of taxes making the double release this month not feel like the blessing it should be.