>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[Drock11]

I not only Blame Cosmo for all the snow I'm getting now, but also for the lousy job the local road commission does in getting them plowed and the crappy vehicle I have for going over snow. I don't think I've driven on actual asphalt for weeks. Cosmo likes putting my commutes on hard mode.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I didn't get much snow. Just sleet and icy rain.

I blame Cosmo's gallbag.

[Karen Eiffel, Author]

I blame Cosmo for everyone ignoring Ned Stark when he kept reminding us that "Winter is coming."

[John Kretzer]

I blame Cosmo for the Jets loosing to the Panthers.

I Blame Cosmo for the GM getting a flat tired thus canceling the game tonight.

I Blame Cosmo for the cold I am getting.

[Mythic JMD031]

I think the Jets losing is one thing you can't pin on Cosmo...

I blame Cosmo for Mondays.

[Anthony Adam]

Anyone notice that every single d20 comes with a 1 - Cosmo is to blame!

[Liz Courts]

I blame Cosmo for the plethora of Girl Talk that keeps coming up in my music library.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for the Jets being officialy and mathmaticaly eliminate from the Play offs tonight with the Ravens winning.

[Rysky]

I blame Cosmo that JK won't. Shut. Up. About. The. [EXPLETIVE]. [EXPLETIVE]. SPORTS.

[thunderspirit]

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for the Jets being officialy and mathmaticaly eliminate from the Play offs tonight with the Ravens winning.

Honestly, he's just putting you out of your Rex Ryan misery.

[Mythic JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for JK's whining, too.

[John Kretzer]

Rysky wrote:

I blame Cosmo that JK won't. Shut. Up. About. The. [EXPLETIVE]. [EXPLETIVE]. SPORTS.

Hey now there is no reason to get all upset...there is just two games left in the season.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky unreasoning hate of sports.

[John Kretzer]

thunderspirit wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for the Jets being officialy and mathmaticaly eliminate from the Play offs tonight with the Ravens winning.

Honestly, he's just putting you out of your Rex Ryan misery.

Yeah one can hope...though I am thinking if Cosmo has any influenece they will sign him to a ten year contract.

[John Kretzer]

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for JK's whining, too.

Come on guys...do you all really hate sports that much?

I promise I won't Blame Cosmo for the Jets loosing games next season...can we all be friends again.

I Blame Cosmo for this.

[Rysky]

John Kretzer wrote:

Rysky wrote:

I blame Cosmo that JK won't. Shut. Up. About. The. [EXPLETIVE]. [EXPLETIVE]. SPORTS.

Hey now there is no reason to get all upset...there is just two games left in the season.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky unreasoning hate of sports.

I blame Cosmo that JK thinks I'm the unreasonable one here.

[Rysky]

John Kretzer wrote:

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for JK's whining, too.

Come on guys...do you all really hate sports that much?

I promise I won't Blame Cosmo for the Jets loosing games next season...can we all be friends again.

I Blame Cosmo for this.

Actually it's closer to extreme boredom and apathy concerning the subject.

I blame Cosmo that due to the influence of the holidays I will take JK up on his offer.

[Master Pugwampi]

Rysky wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for JK's whining, too.

Come on guys...do you all really hate sports that much?

I promise I won't Blame Cosmo for the Jets loosing games next season...can we all be friends again.

I Blame Cosmo for this.

Actually it's closer to extreme boredom and apathy concerning the subject.

I blame Cosmo that due to the influence of the holidays I will take JK up on his offer.

So let's talk Hockey! >:D

[Christopher Anthony]

I blame Cosmo for the money I've recently spent on iTunes.

[Rysky]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Rysky wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for JK's whining, too.

Come on guys...do you all really hate sports that much?

I promise I won't Blame Cosmo for the Jets loosing games next season...can we all be friends again.

I Blame Cosmo for this.

Actually it's closer to extreme boredom and apathy concerning the subject.

I blame Cosmo that due to the influence of the holidays I will take JK up on his offer.

So let's talk Hockey! >:D

Hockey I'm okay with, due to the brawling.

[Alexander Augunas]

I blame Cosmo that I was an idiot and glued my new LILKO Raptor Mount model onto its base backwards, causing it to understandably snap, forcing me to model a new food for it out of greenstuff.

ALL. YOUR. FAULT!

[Feros]

I blame Cosmo for my ineffable sense of ennui...

[Thymus Vulgaris]

I blame Cosmo for my fascination for strange dice tempting me to spend ~$33 on a set of dice that I'm not much into the colour scheme of, but the game shop only has 3 different colours...

[Thymus Vulgaris]

I also have trouble sleeping lately. I don't know what you're gaining by making me stay awake until four in the morning, Cosmo, but I would like you to stop.

[SnowJade]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the money I've recently spent on iTunes.

I blame Cosmo for the money I've spent on Paizo stuff.

[Anthony Adam]

SnowJade wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the money I've recently spent on iTunes.

I blame Cosmo for the money I've spent on Paizo stuff.

I blame Cosmo for the dodgy comic schedules where one delivery we get one or zero comics in our subscriptions and the next delivery we get 5 of them >.<

... and I second the Paizo expense mentioned above - lol, I blame Cosmo for how long my downloads page now takes to load >.<

[Feros]

I get a sinking feeling in my stomach every time I see Chris Lambertz as the last poster in a thread I have recently posted in. This is obviously not Chris's fault, so I blame Cosmo.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for manipulating Chris into snow-jacking the Overheard at Paizo thread.

[Cosmo's Girlfriend]

Drock11 wrote:

Has anybody ever noticed there was no toilet paper left only after it was much too late? It must be a favorite trick of Cosmo's.

God, if you had any idea...

.:

...it's always me. >:3

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I blame Cosmo for the mild nausea I have from eating half a dozen really really cheap kinda stale candy canes.

I also blame Cosmo for my dad eating all the good peppermint patties before I could hoard them.

[Rysky]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the mild nausea I have from eating half a dozen really really cheap kinda stale candy canes.

I also blame Cosmo for my dad eating all the good peppermint patties before I could hoard them.

I believe their is an underlying problem here besides Cosmo.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Rysky wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the mild nausea I have from eating half a dozen really really cheap kinda stale candy canes.

I also blame Cosmo for my dad eating all the good peppermint patties before I could hoard them.

I believe their is an underlying problem here besides Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo for my inherited genetic disposition to peppermint addiction.

[Rysky]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the mild nausea I have from eating half a dozen really really cheap kinda stale candy canes.

I also blame Cosmo for my dad eating all the good peppermint patties before I could hoard them.

I believe their is an underlying problem here besides Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo for my inherited genetic disposition to peppermint addiction.

Ah, there we go. Blame it all on great granddaddy Cosmo.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Rysky wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the mild nausea I have from eating half a dozen really really cheap kinda stale candy canes.

I also blame Cosmo for my dad eating all the good peppermint patties before I could hoard them.

I believe their is an underlying problem here besides Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo for my inherited genetic disposition to peppermint addiction.

Ah, there we go. Blame it all on great granddaddy Cosmo.

{looks up from eating another stale candy cane, quickly hides face in shame}

[Mythic Rysky]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the mild nausea I have from eating half a dozen really really cheap kinda stale candy canes.

I also blame Cosmo for my dad eating all the good peppermint patties before I could hoard them.

I believe their is an underlying problem here besides Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo for my inherited genetic disposition to peppermint addiction.

Ah, there we go. Blame it all on great granddaddy Cosmo.

{looks up from eating another stale candy cane, quickly hides face in shame}

QUIT EATING THE DAMN CANES!

[xobmaps]

I blame Cosmo that my adventure path subscription still hasn't shipped. It's not like I added things to it right before they started shipping...
>_>
<_<
*innocent whistle*

[Mythic JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for the 2014 holiday discount not working for me.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the 2014 holiday discount not working for me.

Did you try logging in as JMD013? :)

[Mythic JMD031]

....I still blame Cosmo.

[Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King]

I blame Cosmo for the FDA's refusal to greenlight Paronomasian XR for the chronically pun-intolerant.

[Thymus Vulgaris]

I blame Cosmo for the lack of Paizo products under the christmas tree. For shame, Cosmo. For shame...

[Rysky]

Merry Christmas to all you a%@$$~&s :3

Merry Christmas Cosmo!

[Rysky]

Huh, I wonder since when have they started implementing an auto-censor?

[A Censor]

*waves stamp menacingly*

[Mythic Rysky]

A Censor wrote:

*waves stamp menacingly*

Come any closer with that and there WILL be censoring needed.

[A Censor]

Mythic Rysky wrote:

A Censor wrote:

*waves stamp menacingly*

Come any closer with that and there WILL be censoring needed.

NOPE! NOPE!!

[Rysky]

A Censor wrote:

Mythic Rysky wrote:

A Censor wrote:

*waves stamp menacingly*

Come any closer with that and there WILL be censoring needed.

NOPE! NOPE!!

That's what I thought.

[Drock11]

I blame Cosmo that a feast golem can't be real.

[John Kretzer]

Merry Christmas Cosmo.

I hope you get some coal this year.

I Blame Cosmo for all the Christmas I did not get what I wanted for Christmas.

[Tels]

Merry Christmas Cosmo, I hope you got some wonderfully amusing and entertaining gifts this year.

*Whisper* James, you fool! The better his gifts are, the more times he plays with them instead of us!

[John Kretzer]

*whispers* Who is James?