>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[Nightskies]

Almost all posts in the thread are favorites. Yep, I blame Cosmo.

[Callous Jack]

I blame Cosmo for all the monk threads.

[Callous Jack]

Oh and I also blame him for Sebastian.

[Rysky]

I'm not saying he was directly responsible, but I'm blaming him for the majority of why they'res no longer dinosaurs here. At least not above ground anyway.

[Rysky]

Oh and drop bears. Definetly drop bears. All his fault.

[Cheapy]

Damnit Cosmo, stop drinking the last of my whiskey.

[Rysky]

Cheapy wrote:

Damnit Cosmo, stop drinking the last of my whiskey.

Yeah stop drinking his whiskey so I can drink it and blame you for it.

[panwuan]

I blame Aroden death on Cosmo! And all the fun and interesting stuff that happened after that.

[Rysky]

It is known fact that Cosmo was head Aboleth Railcannon engineer for operation Starfall.

[Rysky]

Likewise Cosmo's moustache was chief technician for the Abendego weather controller prototype.

[Jeff Erwin]

I blame the cosmos for my problems. All of them.

[Rysky]

Jeff Erwin wrote:

I blame the cosmos for my problems. All of them.

Details man-bird-thing, we need details.

[Pygon]

What's the difference between Cosmo and a bucket of everything wrong with my life?

Spoiler:

The bucket.

[Rysky]

I blame Cosmo for not having a bucket.

[Cosmo's Moustache]

Rysky wrote:

Likewise Cosmo's moustache was chief technician for the Abendego weather controller prototype.

I had nothing to do with that! That was his mullet!

[Drejk]

It's Cosmo's fault that his name does not fit as a replacement for Canada in Blame Canada song.

[Rysky]

Cosmo's Moustache wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Likewise Cosmo's moustache was chief technician for the Abendego weather controller prototype.

I had nothing to do with that! That was his mullet!

No no no I was already conferring with the rest of his various organs and pieces and the Mullet was helping train summoners in Sarkoris in new planar theories.

[Rysky]

I blame Cosmo for no collected hardcover Legacy of Fire special edition... Yet.

[JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for the existence of ManBearPig.

[Rysky]

F. Wesley Schneider wrote:

Mikaze wrote:

What are all of the secrets of Bastardhall?

Rule of Fear says there's an angel named Cevairiel in the vaults there. How weird is that!?

If you want to find out more, though, come to Paizocon and play in my yearly Bastardhall game (which I talked a bunch about over here).

I started the map of the place last year. I should show that off sometime... but I don't think anyone's really interested. ;)

Okay seriously Cosmo: Seattle herya! Tennessee herya! Fold continental US like origami chicken... so I can come play with you guys, please?

I still blame you for not doing this sooner.

[Geistlinger]

I blame Cosmo for the fact that I have no cinnamon bears.

[Tirisfal]

The gold standard dropped 8% last week - it was the biggest drop since '84.

*Shakes fist*

COOSSSSSMMMOOOOO!!

[Sissyl]

I blame Cosmo for my "First one to post" thread not taking off.

[Jaelithe]

Lipto the Shiv wrote:

I'm pretty sure it's his fault all my socks have holes in them...

[Whispers] The hole at one end is supposed to be there. You put your foot in it.

I blame Cosmo for making me think of Carl Sagan whenever I read his name.

[Cosmo]

My reaction to this thread.

[Oladon]

I blame Cosmo for being so blameable that there's now a whole new thread I have to keep up with.

[Rysky]

Cosmo wrote:

My reaction to this thread.

You're welcome :3

Oh and I blame you for being so fun to blame.

[Nodnarb]

I blame Cosmo, his mustache, and his weather machine for the unpredictability of Michigan weather.

[Nodnarb]

I blame Cosmo for me forgetting I changed my avatar and the surprise I felt from it.

[Brandon Verkennes]

I blame Cosmo for me linking this thread on Facebook.

[Alexander Augunas]

I blame Cosmo for how long it took us to do Pact Magic Unbound, Volume 2. We were almost done, but then he made us stat him up as a spirit. At all 9 spirit levels.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for #swag, #YOLO, and people who use # outside Twitter.

[Azaelas Fayth]

LazarX wrote:

Cosmo is rather loose when it comes to swinging that fairy wand of his.

Giggity?

[JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for Michigan.

[Drejk]

In soviet Russia Cosmo blames you!

[Drejk]

Drejk wrote:

In soviet Russia Cosmo blames you!

In stalinist Russia Cosmo's mustache blames you!

[Feros]

When something I have ordered from Paizo arrives and I am not home, they leave the package at the nearest post office...a twenty-five minute walk. I blame Cosmo for the inconvenience.

[Tirisfal]

Nodnarb wrote:

I blame Cosmo, his mustache, and his weather machine for the unpredictability of Michigan weather.

I blame Cosmo for owning a rad weather dominator and not sharing it with me!

[John Kretzer]

I blame Cosmo for every picture of Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, and other crypids as being fuzzy.

I blame Cosmo for the high gas prices.

And lastly while not all the evidence is in yet there is a strong case being built that Cosmo is to be blamed for mankinds expulsion from the Garden of Eden. While rarely mentioned did you know the snake had a mustache?

[Oterisk]

I blame Cosmo for my indigestion following the consumption of the moose-breath burger I had on Sunday.

[Jim Groves]

Oh jeez, earlier in the thread I made a joke about "Aslan had to die because Cosmo had to have turkish delight." I didn't realize the new intern's beloved pet was named Aslan. It was a CS Lewis/Narnia joke. I certainly don't wish any harm to poor defenseless bunny. I feel bad.

AND I BLAME COSMO FOR THAT.

[Anthony J. Crowley]

John Kretzer wrote:

And lastly while not all the evidence is in yet there is a strong case being built that Cosmo is to be blamed for mankinds expulsion from the Garden of Eden. While rarely mentioned did you know the snake had a mustache?

I blame Cosmo for this defamation of my character. You'd never catch me damned with a mustache.

[Azaelas Fayth]

A bunny named Aslan... I am so stilling that for my upcoming Wizard.

@John Kretzer: Real Reasons: 1) Cosmo 2) Cosmo 3) Cosmo's Mustache

I personally blame Cosmo for why my house is freezing.

[Rysky]

I blame Cosmo for the "Seasons" we have. Pick a Temperature and stick with it dammit!

[JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for road construction.

[Rysky]

I blame Cosmo for roads that could actually benefit from road construction.

[Brandon the Red]

I blame Cosmo for this.

[Rysky]

Cosmo you should kill Facebook more often.

[Geistlinger]

I blame Cosmo for my moustache not being as awesome as his.

[Orthos]

Rysky wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the "Seasons" we have. Pick a Temperature and stick with it dammit!

Knowing Cosmo, he'll probably pick the dead of winter or the middle of July.