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*rant, rant* I blame Cosmo that I was cursed by Asmodeus to forever rant *rant, rant*
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*Rant about tree forts and monkeys and how a monkey in a tree fort inspired someone to create role playing games *
*rant, rant, rant* *Sits down in rocking chair* These messageboards used to be 100% Kobold free! Back in my day, mention a Kobold, and the cyber-police would stick ya in jail! These days, it's almost like Kobolds are sentient beings! *rant, rant, rant*
Ventnor studied the Ventnor-eese in college. Now he can only speak the languages of lowly mortals, and thus, his avatar image changed to a dragon, and he was forced to only exist on these messageboards! *rant* *rant*
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GoatToucher does not touch goats, but instead touches cows.
*Rants so much that Win dies of boredom, grabs it while it is flying toward the light*
The Paladin fell because the evil succubi was really an actor in a costume, who was using the money from his performance for charity. Thus, the Paladin slew a good person. The Paladin logged onto the Pathfinder message boards, and made racist and sexist comments.
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The Paladin fell because during the celebratory game of Dungeons and Dragons, which was always held after the dance-off, he lied to the DM and said that he was proficient with chain mail! The Paladin donated 150 gold pieces to the DM's long lost brother, who was forced to live on the street |