Ferglabaintle - or to give it its full title, Ferglabaintle the Singing Codpiece. An Irish mythological artifact, companion to Ubhaile the Bagiping Truss and Neamachoife the Musical Saw-Playing Thong, the latter being the least popular of the three.
Burgnack
Burgnack - Small bite size hamburgers.
Fanbush
Andromalius, n. A small gland, located immediately above and behind the forebrain of the hemale greater four-banded sea slug of Mintaka IV, which produces the hormone andromiskin. This hormone is released after the completion of the mating dance, and prompts the animal to construct and defend the burrow in which the female and shemale partners lay and secondarily fertilize approximately 1,000 ova.
Maverizonica
Maverizonica - A musical instrument, similar to a harmonica, but allows you to play music from any orifice, except for the mouth.
Hulvorliptigon
Hulvorliptigon - What you inscribe within the pentacle if you wish to summon a Fiendish nutritionist.
Surboglinka
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Surboglinka - The USSR's answer to The Lawnmower Man; what began as a simple computer program designed to oversee an experimental Soviet Internet became more and more...human as "she" was exposed to information. Her behavior became more and more erratic, until finally she took over a high-tech plastics factory in Turkmen SSR and used it to design herself an "offline avatar." She downloaded herself into it, walked out of the factory and demolished it behind her, and has not been seen since. The only clue investigators found were the two text files left open on what had been her central computer: The script to Fritz Lang's Metropolis, and the manuscript to Alan Moore's Watchmen....
Boosha-Boosha
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Khelgar - an axe-proof material woven by orcs out of the beards of the dwarves they've slain.
Ruzguur
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Ruzguur - the embodiment of the next step in Blizzard Entertainment's devolution from adventuring company to corporate gold farmer, Ruzguur is a small children's toy in the vein of Teddy Ruxpin, but an Orc ("I am Ruzguur, and I am a level 90 Enhancement Shaman!" it happily declares when turned on) instead of a bear.
Neeshka
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Neeshka : a slim artic fey which likes playing soccer with beheaded whales and whale hunters.
Vafmund
Elanee - Peruvian superhero. By day, he's an internationally reknowned proctologist. By night, he fights crime with his ATOMIC SPECULUM!
Kalach-Cha
Kalach-Cha- The character concept that forces planar being to attack at level one.
Hermergerd
Qara- the worst voice acting in a game....ever.
Nantucket
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Nantucket - a breed of parrot from the Arctic, similar to a toucan in appearance and semi-domesticated by the Inuits centuries ago for what Europeans would call falconry; they are also capable of arithmetic and playing simple ball games, including one where the parrot itself curls into a ball and enjoys being gently tossed around.
Grobnar
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Grobnar, or Ranborg, in our universe.
A hive-minded race of insectoid Alien Objectivists, presently unable to take over our galaxy due to being very confused indeed.
Nasher.
Nasher - a group primates near the equator that communicate by bearing teeth and nibbling various ways on one another.
Grognard
Grognard. Verb for a pirate version of teabagging.
Sluny.
Casavir- A sad NPC that listens to Taylor Swift and cuts himself while he cries. This is due to being another subpar NPC in what should be a stellar game.
Gygaxian
Wurstnaben - A specialist unit of the German army, tasked with rescuing soldiers who've eaten too much sausage from snowdrifts, quicksand, laundromats, etc.
Deekin
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Jerro: banana-flavored jelly emblazoned with the logo of a tiny horned turtle. Nobody knows the meaning of this image.
Wilpet
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Wilpet - in a grim alternate universe where the American Revolution fails, the British Empire at its very worst conquers the whole world, and Humanity becomes sort of a cross between the Ferengi from Star Trek and the Victorians from TORG, the name given to those electrically-charged whips they develop and wield to torture and subjugate others.
Bishop (NOT the high-ranking church official, but an obscure homonym)
Bishop-and obscure yet important mutant in the xmen continuity.
Derro
Derro: a daring transexual hero in 19th century malaysian folkore ; traditionally described as a staunch opponent to the english colonialists, though she speaks perfect english, drinks Earl Gray tea and has a platonic romance going on with the young and dashing major Stilton.
Folbrachnacht
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Folbrachnacht - a Scottish festival, celebrating the day when St. Patrick drove all the kilts out of Ireland
Georg
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Georg - a Martian gender role - the only one they have, in fact (they tell each other things like "fight like a georg!" and "you throw like a georg!" and "no offense, but that tunic looks way too georg-y on you"); it's all very confusing and pointless, and you don't even get to oppress or mariginalize anyone with it, so a consensus is rapidly being reached, especially among younger, more broad-minded Martians, that it's time the whole idea was abandoned.
Sand (NOT silicon dioxide, but an obscure homonym)
Sand - the proper name for the top slice of bread in the famous snack meal we all know and love.
Duncan
Duncan:
1) Formerly belonging to the Clan MacCloud in the Highlands of Scotland but banished as a devil after his surprise immortality.
2) A brand of doughnuts popular in favrious regions of the US.
Khan
Khan: The evil twin of Nahk in the Pointless Anti-universe.
Mogdofug
Zhjaeve - what I zhjo when I want to remzhjoeve my bzjaerd with a rzjaezaer.
Mossfeld
Ammon- The horrible paladin from Neverwinter Nights
'Merica
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'Merica
A mermaid from the arctic ocean, who drowned in her own tears when the Tuareg warrior she longed for rejected her, even after she had eschewed her aquatic ways to come and try to woo him in his desert homeland.
Fretzal
Ungueren - a solvent used to removed chastity glue.
sleven
Sleven - a guesstimate on a quantity between 7 and 11.
EGLACIOUS!
Lorpung Lumers- A woolen body suite to keep one warm during LARP.
Kip