Turnwolly - In the temperate backwoods of Golaria the natives use the term in reference to boys and girls that have left puberty.
Roundabout
Roundabout - a unit of time used by Tolkien hobbits.
Schmageggle
Schmageggle- Gollums mother
dondarian
Dondarian - The dragon word for "Den", "Home", and/or "Lair".
Gargatitus
Gargatitus - A disease kaiju get from eating too many poorly-maintained apartment buildings.
Dusk (NOT the time of day, but an obscure homonym)
Dusk - The scent a male duck exudes during mating season.
Faust
Faust - A common term used to describe every generic mad scientist who sold his soul to the devil for ultimate knowledge, which he did not recieve in the end. For some reason, each such specimen believes himself to be unique and can not fathom that he is merely a part of an ongoing subconcious trend.
Rothgabard
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Rothgabard - an improvised musical instrument, favored by some reggae bands, which consists of a Spalding basketball being bounced on a redwood kitchen carving board, generating a distinctive sound.
Erliquin
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Erliquin (n)(colloq.) - 1) A clown of greater social status than a mere performing clown. 2) A clown who is served custard pies nicely.
Clouhig
Clouhig - a race of semi-intelligent wooden shoes that model their culture after Nazi Germany and other 20th-Century fascist societies.
Safiya
Safiya \s(a)-fi-ya\ as a girl's name is of Arabic, Hindi and Swahili origin, and the meaning of Safiya is "friend; pure". Safiya is a variant of Safiyah (Arabic, Hindi, Swahili).
Lampoon
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Lampoon - a yogic monk who has mastered the art of making their limbs impossibly stretchy.
Gannayev
Gannayev - A special dance that Chechens do when their Chechen Cheeses turn out just right.
Zudanyoi
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Zudanyoi - AKA the African Domino Golem, a magical construct of black, white, or grey marble that takes the form of a tall, blocky, flat humanoid; though intimidating opponents, they are easily disposed of if they can be herded into a line - this is why later models of the golem feature flexible bamboo feet that provide those who would push them in the other direction with a nasty, and easily fatal, surprise.
Kaelyn
Kaelyn: The politically correct name for people who hide in closets.
Zizivillixion
Zizivillixion - A Major Artifact taking the form of a black-and-white pair of jester's pantaloons; it's reputed powers include (but are not limited to) the ability to turn the wearer 2-dimensional, immunity to disease and the ability to capture and do strange tricks with contracted diseases, additional magical power, and the ability to trip the Light Fantastic (whatever that means).
Okku
Okku - Japanese for "ook" (R.I.P. Terry Pratchett)
rammalammalammalammadingdong
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Rammalammalammalammadingdong.
Police code for a situation where a male sheep, a South American camelid and a Tibetan Buddhist priest are on the run together after stealing a quantity of pre-packed chocolate cake-style foodstuffs.
Ubba hubba pow pow.
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Grawequy
Grawequy - a savory breakfast condiment made from matter dredged from inside black holes.
Akachi
Akachi - The Catcher for Apache's baseball team.
Sheboygan
Sheboygan? How one Armenian asks another Armenian, politely, if he can play Melodies by placing bubblewrap in his right armpit and pumping his arm up and down rhythmically
Thorpweft.
Thorpweft - That feeling of homesickness that those who live in small towns feel when they are away from home for a long time.
Halbedigah
Halbedigah - That sense of accomplishment you get when everyone finds your self referential meta humour really funny.
Jilireding
Jilireding - like sledding, except you ride an ooze.
Kaji
Kaji-A very small kaiju
Kerflequququququqanana
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Kerflequququququqanana - a machine gun that fires boomerangs; its inventor's intent was to make a fortune selling it to all the world's militaries by winning them over with how cool it seemed, then bring about world peace by causing all the world's soldiers to kill themselves; had his factory not been destroyed by a fire, his plan would have worked.
Middlegate (NOT a gate that is in the middle, but an obscure homonym)
Middlegate - The legate level above Startlegate, but still answering to the Seniorlegate.
Martianschluger
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Martianschluger: Only the best beer in the entire solar system!
Splonkadumpocus
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Splonkadumpocus - Mary Poppins other magic word.
Loersimwell
Loersimwell - A powerful abjurative incantation developed by Welsh wizards.
Atlantium
Atlantium - A deep water seaweed that, when consumed, allows the subject's body to be able to filter seawater through its lungs for an indeterminate period. Hence, it always pays to have a little bit on you in case the effect of what you've already eaten is used up.
Halbufesemea
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Halbufesemea - a disease sometimes caused by overuse of magical polearms, that causes one's hands to secrete sticky, somewhat crusty goop; despite the Dexterity damage, it does have the benefit of increasing one's CMD versus disarm and sunder attempts.
Tundara
Tundara - a sexy Siberian vampire lady.
Chingush
Chingush - To give overly ornate and elaborate flattery to another's chin
Dolthwack
Dolthwack - a thick root indigenous to the Plane of Shadow that can, with little effort, be made into a potent bludgeoning weapon with inherent vitality-draining powers and the potential to generate small sonic booms with strikes; for some reason, attempts to utilize the root in the creation of more sophisticated weapons have worked out poorly.
Vulcania
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Vulcania - Ancient home of the Volcano People of Southern Mwangi.
Apridife
The life cycle of a deadly insect that sucks the color out of its victims.
Decisetration.
Decisetration - a deity's menstruation
Porlogginstein
Porlogginstein - a frothy liquid cheese made in Canada and historically popular among lumberjacks, meant to be consumed as a beverage.
Sandsobar
A delightful meeting place where Dornish bastards can enjoy libations and each others' company.
Flayven
Flayven - Flavor Flav's long lost father.
Sigranoff
Sigranoff - A descriptive word for what happens when your cousin Sigmund gets scared.
Debluviate
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Debluviate - used to refer to any of the distinctive life-forms originating from the Debluvian Period, a comparatively brief geologic period overlapping the end of the Ordovician and the beginning of the Silurian; well-known Debluviate include bottom-dwelling predators whose appearances and feeding habits were both highly reminiscent of vacuum cleaners, creatures that drifted on the ocean's surface that looked like colorful beach balls with webbed feet, floating ferris wheel-like beings in the ocean's Midnight Zone, and beach-combing animals related to sand dollars that looked like giant Abraham Lincoln pennies.
Blackridge
Blackridge - an adopted member of the Partridge Family
Automotastic
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Automotastic - adjective referring to being among the best of the best there is at dancing "The Robot"
Dragadune
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Dragadune - an appalling 4th Edition themed novelty club hit, with actions
Macahutuherena
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Macahutuherena - an unarmed martial arts style developed by Aztec necromancers; it emphasizes great speed and pain tolerance, and makes extensive use of broad, sweeping motions, using one's arms and hands like blades, utilization of one's own momentum, and intentionally allowing oneself to get hurt in order to exploit various advantages gained thereby.
Alamar
Alamar - a name for those who ship Representatives Lamar Smith and Alcee Hastings.
shoobadoobadoop
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shoobadoobadoop - What Poog does in the woods.
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