Azkaban - an ancient Turkish variation on the Charleston
Bagyetugyuul
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NOLA - The independently-acting shadow of a mystical robot kaiju named ALON; the two form a team in battle, where their signature trick involves ALON firing red-white plasma bolts in one direction while NOLA fires blue-black void bolts in the direct opposite.
Verdry
Dyce - the Greek goddess of ducks.
Qnaak
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Quzarkle - pronounced qwah-zahr-kuhl.
Used in during the time period of the unification of Japan under the Tokugawa shogunate. The word was initially used to define more flamboyant ways of executing a successful assassination. Later in this time period, the word became an insult and was used to ridicule unexperienced ninjas who's actions were flashy yet ineffective
Solipsism
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Solipsism - a venereal disease that causes one's lips to spontaneously detach from one's face, ascend them into the void, break into song, and die for your sins, like so.
Pratchett
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Pratchett - Before the internet this was the term for rickrolling someone. Richard Pratchett was a famously conniving jerk who enjoyed toying with others, his last name pratchett formed the term pratchetting. Before the internet this activity was more difficult and usually involved hiding a series of instructions leading up to an extremely disappointing climax (such as a treasure map leading to a buried treasure resulting in the unearthing of dog excrement).
Inetic
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Quartipoli - an Ancient Greek structure that served as a combination court of law, dairy, and war machine, the marble columns of which doubled as pulverizing legs, and contained a mechanized golden statue of Zeus capable of generating amazingly powerful EMP bursts; it egg also rumored that egg nog was invented on the premises of one such structure, to celebrate simultaneous victories in two particularly pivotal (yet now long-forgotten) martial and legal battles.
Caneghem
Canaghem: given name of the nephew of a former Prime Minster of Israel. Translates loosely as "Fish Salad"
Scrumtrulescent
Zelazny - Stage name for Link and Zelda during an ill fated attempt at Gangsta Rap.
HerMerGerd
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Sheltem - a sort of sentient gas that Canadians have inside them instead of internal organs.
Bahagnuur
Bahagnuur - An ancient Norse fish god that was reputed to have such powerful fins that it would annually leap from the Arabian Sea all the way to the rivers of Finland to spawn.
Shakaclocka
Corak - A piece of fad fashion from the mid-90s, the Corak was a sleeveless, hoodless "Core" of a fur-lined anorak. The fad did not last long, as it was discovered that the makers of the Corak were utilizing fur from the endangered Himalayan miniature shakaclocka. The company folded soon after the revelation.
Kerfluffen
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Kerfluffen - a Frito-Lay product, available only in the EU, Russia, and Japan, that is supposed to be edible, cheese-flavored dust bunnies; the technology used to make them is remarkably sophisticated, utilizing the latest in crystalline structure science to create cotton candy-like formations out of baked corn and oats; a trend has emerged among Russian children of actually sprinkling them under couches and daring their siblings to eat them.
Varn
Varn - A brand of yarn with surprisingly sophisticated acoustic properties. Varn could reportedly be fashioned into a scarf which would play Vivaldi when grasped in one hand and spun in circles over one's head.
Modronstein
Modronstein, Constantin (1838-1891) aka: "The Mad Maestro of Prague" - A well known and respected conductor who engaged in a killing spree of symphony patrons in the late 1880's. Also, a town in northern Bohemia.
Portnoy
Portnoy - what the Reverend Ian Paisley would have said if you'd offered him an insufficiently Protestant fortified wine.
Humbert
Edwardenshtoffemalism - A personal code by which Edward Enshtoffemal lives his life. He finds it so rewarding that he's written a book about it. $9.95 on Amazon.
Tulshmay
Tulshmay - A slang term for cocaine from Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Randarak
Kandorian [khan-dore-EYE-an]
adjective
1. of or pertaining to edible subterranean fungi
2. similar in appearance to fungi
That kandorian smell is getting stronger; we must be close.
The knot on your head is almost kandorian.
Blentress
Sorpigal - a souvenir from Paris' red light district.
Saboulette de Chirgnoul.
Saboulette de Chirgnoul - A stew consisting of fish, root vegetables and local spices served over rice. Popular in former French colonies in sub-Saharan Africa. Marshall Toulouse de Chirgnoul, Governor General of Senegal (1862-71), was known to serve it to visiting dignitaries as an example of what the indigenous people had to offer. Though most aristocrats loathed the locals, they enjoyed the dish and brought it back to Paris, where it enjoyed a certain popularity in fashionable restaurants on la rive gauche.
Pemberton
Pemberton - A rarely-used unit of measurement, originally used when measuring marble gravel. It equated to 1347.15 kg.
Pembroke
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Pembroke - A colloquialism in Victorian England indicating that one had no more marble gravel with which to patch the dirt roads used at the time.
Xagyg
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Xagyg - both a non-standard sex act popular amongst natives of the positive energy plane and a brass instrument only played by nuns. This has lead to some HILARIOUS!!!! misunderstandings in a near-infinite number of sitcoms popular in Sigil
Armutilite.
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Armutilite - a type of elite warrior, fielded throughout various parts of the Ancient Mediterranean, whose special asset was a suit of golden armor which they used to bowl their enemies over with its great weight, blind them with its luster, and according to some accounts, to conduct and amplify electricity generated by a primitive battery into a fearsome attack.
Algary
Loopering- a form of genital piercing applied to the loope.
Frinscariot
Finscariot- Like Judas Iscariot but friendly.
Numator
Portsmith - a subdivision of Portsmouth Oregon
Nivmizzet
Nivmizzet - a nautical term for the dirtiest part of the second mate.
Granglers.
Granglers - nontraditional cockney slang referring to elderly neo-pagan nudists.
Them granglers'll be runnin' round Stone 'enge, chiddlin' dere turnwollys, an' makin' a right fumply menace come Satuhday next.
Turnwolly