Dwarf Wizard

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Pulg is the sole member of a Barbershop Quartet.

GRANTED!!! Texans aren't so trigger happy, they're trigger crazy.

I wish her well.

Granted when the world gives you limes, you make limeade.

I wish I wasn't so gruff.

Granted, there are a lot of wishes.....that go unfulfilled.

I wish I had the answer

I love watching the full monty python and the holy grail!

The next poster broke the plate

Half-hoof hoverer


The next posters plan failed

Shrek's white dude alt form

i can haz cheezeburger

No soup for next poster, 2 week!

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When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' QCNerd always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Nerd?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

The next poster will be in big trouble


I wish that GoatToucher touched less goats and made even more wishes!

Heckler McGee

Fat Elf in a Little Cloak

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is an anagram of Cosigned Lithium Irony


The next poster didn't think there would be such a rush.

equinoxmaster dual casts duel spells

Well, you have a celebrity death match that stars celebrities, not claymation representations of them.

The next poster did the time-warp again.

Necklace of choking

You obviously need a check up from the neck up.


Gilgamesh was strange
in Mesopotamia
Great literature

Karagaldy: synonymous with gobbledygook


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Scroll of Read Scroll: This scroll once read, teaches it's user how to read this scroll. Self cast only.


Wrong son, You got more lumps than a mammogram

I deflect words like kevlar, you know I be hard

Pulg set us up the bomb, main screen turn on.

Gruumash did humbly admit that ninja's are superior on rye bread with mayonnaise compared to turds.

One is the loneliest number, to lonely for any real accomplishments.


I knocked over dozens and dozens of Manga books starring Ichigo Kurosaki on top of you!

The next poster attacked Titan.

Cr500cricket is named after the gun in men in black

Basically, we held a chili cookoff, had everyone in the audience eat the chili, then fart to generate the wind required to windsurf in the pool

The next poster doesn't play Pathfinder RPG's

equinoxmaster did not create an awkward posting moment in this thread

Game of Thrones is like 7 months away, when is winter coming, ugh.

The next poster will type everything backwards

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katmandu - a feline you wear as a hat, but it's still alive


1. Who would I like to Eat Lunch with? Paintball? Punch in the lip?

2. What did you just clean up?

3. What are the chances that I'll step in dog poop on my way home?

The answer to your questions are

1. Yellow Highlighters

2. A bottle of lotion and a box of tissues

3. A circus tent


Well played, however your game is checkers, I play chess, taking that win back.

Who puts spam behind a door, mushy meat byproducts between the toes is not a fun way to walk through a door

The next poster will not post

James Blunt wrote a song about me.

the next poster eats a vegan diet

carbon copied in triplicate, loser gets the pink slip. I WIN!

You mean you itched it with a rake, AM I RIGHT?!?! #WINNING

Puffy Ami Yumi did amazing things with the Teen Titans theme song

The next poster ran so far away

Wylliam Harris taught Vin Diesel how to do the big arm gestures he's known for

Brunhilde - the act of licking your index finger and sticking it into your sweaty belly button then smelling it



Your winning spot was actually a stain, I WIN

Granted! R.K. releases a new single victim from Inside the Closet Again.

I wish I didn't have to wish for awesome things to happen

Granted, NASCAR is a thing avoided in Japan

I wish NASCAR would stop being a thing in America

equinoxmaster makes eggs stand on end

What's mine is mine and mine and mine.

And mine and mine and mine!

Not yours!"

Your victory fell flat, I stand Triumphant over all before me!

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