Angkorwat-That guy in the room who always knows the time.
Jindrutey
Jindrutey - a unique ability some women have where they're able to stay upright in high heels no matter how many G&Ts they've consumed.
Syurump.
Syurump - a Arabic dessert consisting essentially of a big bowl of boiled molasses with a couple of motzo balls floating around in it.
Babada
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Babada-an alternative to the maraca, the babada uses human skulls filled with Mexican jumping beans.
Babada-an alternative to the maraca, the babada uses human skulls filled with Mexican jumping beans.
Hartayijo
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Hartayijo - an intelligent 2-headed dog from Japanese mythology who loves to gamble but frequently cheats, and tries to sing its way out of trouble when caught, with a perplexing degree of success
Bael
Bael = To do something with excessive intensity, to the point of being a d*ck.
Phageasm
Phageasm-An unpublished monster, a close relative to the Phage and Phantasm, which tickled out the souls of it's victims.
Gertyiona
Gertyiona - feelings of discomfort and sickness prompted by thoughts or inferences of elderly people naked or in sexual situations.
Agares
Agares - The state of not being with a group of people called Gary who are unable to spell their own names.
Replaunch
Replaunch - Throw unwanted salesmen out the door, preferably off a 6 ft dock.
svardheim
Svardheim-one of the nine Nordic afterlifes, a world full of water an lava.
Celtius
Celtius - an Irish superpowered antihero, kind of like The Human Torch crossed with Kraven the Hunter
Vassago
Vassago-An Italian term for a 13 year old who masquerades as an art dealer.
Tenkorila
Tenkorila - Euskadi neologism for "a bicyclist/motorcyclist who's obsessed with automobiles needing to share the road and not hit smaller crafts to the point of being unjustifiably obnoxious and bigoted"
Gamigin
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Gamigin - a Japanese monster - basically, a sentient meat and potato pie with antlers.
Lupp.
Lupp - a powerful Goblin weapon, used in times of emergency and/or scarcity, that is essentially a crossbow that uses the wielder's teeth as ammunition, yanking them straight out of the wielder's mouth and firing them with the motion of the same mechanism in order to further improve the force of the projectile
Marbas
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Marbas-a chain of islands off the coast of Antarctica inhabited by both Penguins and Polar Bears.
Itilj
Itilj - an Aztec sex toy; for the gods' sakes, don't ask how it works.
Valefar
Valefar-The nae of something in my campaign.
Wtltaoi
Wtltaoi - A combination weapon, culinary tool, and sex-toy from Hawaii; I couldn't even begin to explain how it works, but evidently it's so effective at whatever it does it's the Indigenous Hawaiians' primary bargaining chip that lets them keep Ni'ihau.
Amon
Amon - Monstrous denizen of the Hidden Isles. Named because many have only managed to say "A Mon..." before decapitation.
Dealth.
Dealth - what haggling Spaniards want to strike with English-speaking tourists
Barbatos
Barbatos - a dwarven toe-nail affliction too disgusting to allow a picture on this moderated forum.
Rymbli
Rymbli - the 8th Dwarf, who died in a freak mining accident before Snow White met the others, who all agreed forget about him after his demise because...well, he was a pedophile (that's why Dopey never talks, by the way - he's afraid he'll talk about everything....)
Paimon
Paimon-A type of fruit in India used in making cyanide pies.
Gretyious
Gretyious - When someone is so gracious it appears false.
Lemnem
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Lemnem - A Lithuanian holy man who makes predictions by observing the flight of matzoh balls. Derived from the seer's traditional cry when sighting a particularly fine specimen: "MATZOOOH! LEMNEMNEMNEMNEM!"
Catterick
Catterick - a place in North Yorkshire, likely site of the Battle in the epic poem the Gododdin.
Flanth
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Flanth - a high-tech fabric made from custard; the United States military expressed early interest in the incredible protective properties it demonstrated while doing a great deal for wearer comfort in nearly all environments, but research was discontinued when the Pentagon decided it felt "too French"
Buer
Buer-A ray designed to remove the seeds from Watermelons.
Jekyllope
Jekyllope: A cross between a jackal and a antelope.
Norvatruttle
Norvatruttle-A french delicacy consisting of a mushroom with a snail stuffed inside.
Terjuilk
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Terjuilk - in indigenous Siberian folklore, a magical wooden doll of unknown origin that one could find by accident (and only by accident, never by seeking it) in hidden or forgotten places; should one find it, it is said one shall become an ubermensch
Gusoin
gusoin- n. a ceremonial tea cozy traditionally given as a bridal gift in rural Armenia, woven from the back hair of her male relatives by her mother and aunts.
skrant
Skrant - An unworshipped deity. His portfolio includes obscurity, loneliness, and not having followers.
Wagagi
Wagagi - a style of cuisine combining Eastern European elements with Central African; not very popular on the whole, small restaurants serving the cuisine can occasionally be found in former Soviet bloc countries, where it is generally regarded as a sort of "cult" or "niche" cuisine.
Sitri
Sitri-A paper used for making those maps that zoom in.
Kessler
Kessler - an industrial cheese-shredder used to make those largeish cheese shreds you find in the less disreputable fast-food tacos.
Beleth
Beleth - Yiddisch name for the non-clay golems, most often stone and iron golems.
(I really need stats for a Xloptos)
Gooerghey
Gooerghey - pejorative blanket term for macabre/strange/disturbing artists (H. R. Giger, Gahan Wilson, the guy who does Bogleech webcomic, Tim Burton, Zdzislaw Beksinski, etc.) as described by someone who doesn't appreciate the difference
For xloptos stats, try: price 300 gp and 3 gp per sword-bolt, damage 3d4, critical on 19-20/x4, weight 11 lbs./2.5 lbs per sword-bolt, full-round action to reload, inherent -2 penalty to attack rolls
Leraye
Leraye-An whip with a (surprisingly) light chainsaw attached to the end.
Kiytol
Kiytol - A spatula-like implement used for extracting fat people from Spandex.
Thrubbered.
Thrubbered- Being throbbed by rubber.
Tiyl
Tiyl - A type of ancient Mesopotamian trade bar. Its trade value was equal to forty chickens and a now-exitnct blue flower.
(Thanks for Xloptos stats!)
Gappanos
Gappanos - an incorporeal monster that haunts interstellar space and devours travelers, sort of like a cross between Charybdis and Nagilum
Eligor
Eligor-A type of tree that eats dwarves.
Grifet
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Grifet - a tavern game, invented by halflings but also popular among humans and dwarves, where the pieces are food and cheating is an integral part of play
Zepar
Zepaqr- A blimp made to be able to tunnel through the desert.
Rentiul
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Rentiul - a creature of New York City urban legend, said to stalk apartment complexes at night; descriptions of its appearance by purported eyewitnesses are generally incoherent and inconsistent, save that it is almost always described as being a gaunt humanoid with stumps for feet, whose footsteps can be heard long before it is seen, and that it can pick locks with its fingertips - some have compared it to the Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth. What it does to its victims varies wildly, and why is unclear (some say its purpose is to punish those who have sinned against the building in some way, but if this is its purpose, it is extremely inconsistent about it); some conspiracy rumors claim the urban legend was created and spread by the NYPD or CIA as cover for their agents' black ops activities; there have been multiple reports of it breaking into people's rooms while they were asleep, pinning them down, and proceeding to smear chocolate cake frosting and marshmallow fluff all over their faces...in other cases, victims just disappear forever.
Botis
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