"The really old gamer was just telling us a wonderful 'back in the day' story with fragmented memories about obsolete things. It was a really charming experience if you managed to tune him out and catch a view of the fine young lady that was seated behind him... shoot -- I meant to go talk to her," to the old man "sorry old man, you'll have to tell me more about this in a different post".
Goes and speaks to the lady. She throws some water in his face, slaps him and then gives him a big ole smooch
The next poster overheard the entire conversation between the fine young lady and me.