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1. I tried writing birthday invitations with chalk on scotch tape and it felt useless. Any other suggestions?
2. The bard started to sing a song of plenty to which the crowd cheered! The song conjured up a giant cow which plopped on the bard suffocating him to death.
3. I once had a dream that my entire family was flayed alive in their sleep. I went to find the killer in the kitchen you'll never guess what I found!

Next Poster Dude/tte:

1. That's what it said!
2. That's not something she should say to a baker!
3. That truly is free foam with a catch!

IHIYC cannot rule this city because cities should not be ruled from inside my closet!

Pulg is the nickname of the wart on IHIYC's invisible friends face

just to clarify, is anyone playing this game who knows how to count? 2,223

just to clarify, is anyone playing this game who knows how to count? 2,217

just to clarify, is anyone playing this game who knows how to count? 2,213

IHIYC is inflatable.

The alien suggests I do not like the riddler -- this is true, but I'm not sure what I'm supposed to show you what to do , so I searched youtube for: how to do what you must and got this:

The next poster will summarize what this old ladies video is about.

Artisan Sauces Decidedly Fill Infants Diapers

I T H R U N

Amazing Mediators Barely Argue But Understand

T C A B T F

... those meddling kids

Liranys, you happen to be the red riding pirate hood.

KenderKin was once a member of a super-hero crew, but he quit abruptly when he noticed they were missing a new clown posse. He has been searching for me since

Simply are too

Liranys wears that scarf because it's color offers the contrast needed to draw attention to the shield shaped pin he proudly displays since winning it from me at a ball toss fair game. I'm still bitter

Bioengineering revenue is not growing incrementally.

W A R I C O

1.Ohhhh crap we scuffed the walls of our brown apartment. What should we hide the marks with?
2. Repeat after me, " God is a concept by which we measure our pain."
3. Where was IHIYC born?

To. The next poster

1. Arbitrary electrocutions
2. Platos lysis
3. The origin of the word autosomal

GoatToucher is really a toucher of satyrs

AHHAHAHHAH I've been waiting for you Game Master Scotty...

returns instantly

Shoots out the tires of GMS's SUV and approaches the gas guzzling vehicle. The door swings open an GMS throws an axe which plants itself squarely in my chest. Paying no mind, the clown offers his remaining candy to GMS. "Perhaps you... would liiike sooomee starbust...sss?"

The clown dies and GMS absconds with the treasure, eating as he leaves. little does he know what a slow killer type II diabetes can be.

Perfectly Round Tiny Rollers Eating Candy

R W E F L W

Equinoxmaster should not rule this city because he has watched the entire series documenting GoatTouchers acts and yet he still dreams of touching goats himself

is all jacked up on the sweets given to him by IHIYC

Feeling pretty friendly, I offer to share some candy with the GoatFondler who rejects my offering suggesting they were given to me in attempt to kill me.

What!?!? NO WAY!

I cut off goattoucher's hands and then his head with an oversized butter knife.

And I continue to snack on my sugary sweets

To the clown goes the spoils!

grins evilly

wasted

manner most provokative to onlookers.

Quiche List is banned on behalf of the Free People Touching Freely Initiative (FPTFI)

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

a wise idea."

...oh, I'll get you game master scotty...

*grins evilly watching Grundolker consider how to destroy the lesser clown*

While Grundolker is animating a bladed sword, I cast a hypnotic spell on him. It is I who command Grundolker to command IHIYC to kill himself on the nice looking little sword. When the other clown is lifelessly draped over the blade Grundolker mutters "as you command, master" and lays himself onto the sword IHIYC is on.

*grins evilly at his success*

Walking over to acquire the sword he realizes that he has a kabob of sorts. He invites Fantastic Fiend over to have some clown and alien kabob -- hoping to turn a FIEND FANTASTIC into a FANTASTIC FRIEND.

NOT KNOW WHAT HAS OCCURRED HERE TODAY?"

After reading this article I know how to slay a Pulg and make a nice little statue of his bowels!

dances about the forum following the instructions

*begins mixing a few pounds of plaster of Paris with a few pounds of cornmeal

*grabs some milk and and mixes it with the powder -- throwing in some chocolate chips for effect[i]

[i]*cackles evilly as Pulg woofs down all the batter

Suschitzky - The Canadian term for fresh meat - more specifically when a new player joins a team, their is a right of passage involving a severe beating on the ice. Originates from the prefix sushi and -itzky a common prefix Canadians/hockey players attach to words unknowingly.

Shpadoinkle

The next poster practices a dualistic religion in which the two gods in question are Tim Curry and Christopher Lloyd.

This is somewhat true, but I would like to clarify. The two gods I serve are Tim curry and Christopher Lloyds BBQ Sauce. Have you tried them together? Whamo!

The next poster wants to share with us a Whitney Houston song they have been practicing.

Why the long face, ratman?

1. Why are you wiping your nose on John 3:16?
2. Do you have anything to say about the appearance of a new badass clown *like me*?
3. If we were to create a clue game variant based on pop culture references, what would by your character/room/weapon combo?

Dear next poster,
The answers to your questions are as follows:

1) Jennifer Lopez singing taco flavored kisses in arabic
2) Atheism is so 2000-and-late while agnosticism is relatively 2000-and-great
3) I didn't eat all my food because I SAID I HAVE A STOMACH ACHE