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601b. And before we knew it, we had been dragged into a revolutionary cause against the corrupt authorities. The bounty on our heads was so high, none of us had ever even seen that much gold.
I'm seeing them all about to be hanged, and then everything explodes.
607. I wouldn't have bad breath if either of my pals would brush my teeth sometimes!
608. I've been trapped on this god-forsaken island for 300+ years. I see a group of travelers arrive by boat, searching for something. Maybe I can help them out.
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610; the Jigoku Shoujo gave us a second chance, she said if we didn't complete the quest in one year, we were to be ferried straight to hell for our sins, consider this a favor for Lady Enma Ai, Daughter of Pharasma and future judge.
611. we screwed up and released the devourer from his prison, we must be the ones to seal him, and fix our mistake
612. i stole some nymph's bloomers in college, she cursed me and told me i owe her a favor, she when she called me 5 years later, i didn't know the favor involved waking 9 sleeping archdruids scattered across the world to stop the vile deathwing from performing his rampage
613; a little girl approached me and told me to help her find her big brother, she promised me treasure of great value, i didn't know her big brother was a missing empyreal lord
614. i saved a young and cute female vampire from a life of imprisonment in a chelexian castle. she followed me to Minkai for a photoshoot. her father's servants want her back, and she has a Geass effect intended to force me to kill her father and every last one of the man's overpowered servants, a second Geass effect makes me her butler
614. i saved a young and cute female vampire from a life of imprisonment in a chelexian castle. she followed me to Minkai for a photoshoot. her father's servants want her back, and she has a Geass effect intended to force me to kill her father and every last one of the man's overpowered servants, a second Geass effect makes me her butler
Wait, wait... Is that Moon Phase?
614. i saved a young and cute female vampire from a life of imprisonment in a chelexian castle. she followed me to Minkai for a photoshoot. her father's servants want her back, and she has a Geass effect intended to force me to kill her father and every last one of the man's overpowered servants, a second Geass effect makes me her butlerWait, wait... Is that Moon Phase?
Yep.
610; the Jigoku Shoujo gave us a second chance, she said if we didn't complete the quest in one year, we were to be ferried straight to hell for our sins, consider this a favor for Lady Enma Ai, Daughter of Pharasma and future judge.
611. we screwed up and released the devourer from his prison, we must be the ones to seal him, and fix our mistake
612. i stole some nymph's bloomers in college, she cursed me and told me i owe her a favor, she when she called me 5 years later, i didn't know the favor involved waking 9 sleeping archdruids scattered across the world to stop the vile deathwing from performing his rampage
613; a little girl approached me and told me to help her find her big brother, she promised me treasure of great value, i didn't know her big brother was a missing empyreal lord
614. i saved a young and cute female vampire from a life of imprisonment in a chelexian castle. she followed me to Minkai for a photoshoot. her father's servants want her back, and she has a Geass effect intended to force me to kill her father and every last one of the man's overpowered servants, a second Geass effect makes me her butler
HELL GIRL FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yep.614. i saved a young and cute female vampire from a life of imprisonment in a chelexian castle. she followed me to Minkai for a photoshoot. her father's servants want her back, and she has a Geass effect intended to force me to kill her father and every last one of the man's overpowered servants, a second Geass effect makes me her butlerWait, wait... Is that Moon Phase?
I was thinking princess ressurection at first.....
Yep.614. i saved a young and cute female vampire from a life of imprisonment in a chelexian castle. she followed me to Minkai for a photoshoot. her father's servants want her back, and she has a Geass effect intended to force me to kill her father and every last one of the man's overpowered servants, a second Geass effect makes me her butlerWait, wait... Is that Moon Phase?
Ha!
618. I thought we were going to a wedding...
618.a. A big fat geek wedding?
622. The party's with ME.
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624. All of the other parties were full.
625. All the other parties are dead.
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628. Turns out pooling together WBL funds results in a loooooot of bank....
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629. We are all brats of the army. That has led to us growing up with skill sets perfectly tailored to adventuring. Some call us murderers, but we don't fight for free. We also don't get on so well with the peasantry; but it was our parents that sacked that strip of villages years ago. The group consensus is that we wish they would just get over it. Sins of the father and all that.
630. We are all town guards of a sunken city.
Luckily we were out on patrol and hard trekking when the waves hit.
Unluckily everyone we know outside of this group is dead. :''(
We are also out of rations. Adventure it is I guess.
I like 629.
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632. The rogue stole the wizard's spellbook, so the cleric confiscated the rogue's lockpicks. The fighter needs the rogue to disarm traps so they aren't squashed, so they took the cleric's holy symbol for "safekeeping". The wizard needs the cleric to heal after/during battle, so they used a cantrip to peacebond their weapons. They need each other.
632. The rogue stole the wizard's spellbook, so the cleric confiscated the rogue's lockpicks. The fighter needs the rogue to disarm traps so they aren't squashed, so they took the cleric's holy symbol for "safekeeping". The wizard needs the cleric to heal after/during battle, so they used a cantrip to peacebond the fighters weapons. They need each other.
fixed
635. Bounty hunters that have traveled far to arrest the wizard (for baleful polymorph in a public space). Now to return, they have a lot of ground to cover, and the circumstances of a monster invasion and heavy raiding of innocents will prevent them turning over the wizard for the bounty.
It seems they will have to take off the manacles and gag, return the spellbook and team up with this wizard, so as to get through these trials and survive.
Because we've got a particular set of skills that make us very dangerous for people like them and yet people like them keep messing with us.
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639. We individually found four gold keys for one chest out there with four locks. Greed cements alliances.
643. We all found a coin in the bottom of our cups.
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645. I want to take this opportunity to thank all the little people that made this possible.
647. I told them all that I would make them better, but the time has not come yet.