False factoids

[GoatToucher]

JTDV uses the desiccated husks of undevoured victims to amuse itself with puppet shows.

[KahnyaGnorc]

GoatToucher is an animated, awakened puppet from one such show.

[Grand Magus]

There is no work elsewhere. Once you're fired it's over.

[Yorg Warp-heart]

The Grand Magus, for all her infinite wisdom, failed to get her eyes tested and has not yet succeeded in reading the magical auras of various forum threads (she's probably an elf too).

[Pulg]

Yorg is a cross between a yochol and a porg.

[GoatToucher]

Unlike that squeamish Chewbacca, Pulg ate a roast porg right in front of its friends, relishing in their looks of dismay to the point of turgidity.

[Laser Clown of the 34th Century]

When he was a youngling, GoatToucher would drink a tall glass of frothy green walrus milk every day.

[KahnyaGnorc]

GoatToucher does not eat porgs, although, after he's done with them, they'd RATHER have been eaten.

[Pulg]

KahynaGnorc, easily confused by '90s children's fads, collects novelty porgs and tries to flick them into buckets.

[JTDV]

Pulg was once part of an 80's collection of toys called "The Dirty Pile Kids".

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

And it is all thanks to JTDV that they are no more! Seriously, the toys were a complete hazard to people's lives in all senses of the word!

[Anonymous Warrior]

Yet Count has been secretly amassing an armada of these Dirty Pile Kids. With the inclusion of Pulg, he will have enough power to subjugate the world to his whims!

[GoatToucher]

Anonymous Warrior is Henry Trilby of Chattanooga, Tennessee.

[Pulg]

GoatToucher likes to sidle up to groups of train drivers in Chattanooga and wiggle his hips while singing 'Pardon me, boys!'

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Pulg wishes we all could be California girls.

[Ranger Alissa]

IHIYC was the real reason for Leeroy Jenkins.

[JTDV]

Ranger Alissa spends her time preventing two bears from stealing pick-a-nik baskets.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

JTDV is the only Ankheg in recorded history to have mastered the Sonic Spin-Dash.

[high G]

Red is less than Yellow.

[Pulg]

High G is a gear, a gemale gear. Or possibly Ray, a drop of Golden Sun.

[Henry David Wickerman]

Pulg is actually a smaller-than-is-typical, unorthodoxly-decorated Wicker Man. You could easily fit 2 Gnomes, 3 Halflings, or 4 Goblins inside of him before...initiating festivities.

[KahnyaGnorc]

The Henry David Wickerman Festival is quite different than your run-of-the-mill Wickerman Festival, as there is no wicker, but a lot of Twizzlers.

[Pulg]

KahnyaGnorc organises the Columbus, OH WinkleMan festival, the most important date on every under-endowed male nudist's calendar.

[JTD]

Pulg is endowed...with a beautiful singing voice!

[KahnyaGnorc]

JTD has a beautiful singing voice . . . in a mason jar on his mantle.

[Pulg]

KahnyaGnorc has a beautiful mason jar, though all the masons in it escaped a couple of weeks ago.

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

Pulg's got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it.

[high G]

The Earth is a sphere.

[KahnyaGnorc]

high G is just low H in disguise.

[JTD]

Ninja'd by none other than: KahnyaGnorc, Master Ninja

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

JTD likes to loom over and scratch at Tom DeLay's bedroom window late at night, rasping, "Sssomebody call for an exterminator? *SCRRREEEEEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEEEE!!!*"

[KahnyaGnorc]

IHIYC likes to knock Morse Code versions of popular Victorian stories on closet doors late at night, giving people unusual dreams...

[Pulg]

KahnyaGnorc is the inventor of a unique form of semaphore usable in conditions of poor visibility, which involves shouting "FLAG!" in various different directions. It is now the official State Signalling System of Ohio.

[JTDV]

I can't say that Pulg once coughed up a groundhog and named it Franklin...because he did it twice!

Say 'hi' to the Franklin twins for me, Pulg.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

JTDV switches off with Rudolph to guide Santa Claus's sleigh when he tunnels underground to visit the children in the Mole Kingdom.

[Pulg]

IHIYC is the Mole Kingdom's ambassador to the Vatican.

[Fomalhaut]

Pulg is the Vatican's ambassador to the Neitherworld (real classy move there, Vatican, way to make your feelings known!).

[KahnyaGnorc]

Formalhaut is actually rather casual.

[Sasithorn Loom]

KahnyaGnorc is Durotar's ambassador to Gnomeregan (or is it the other way around...?).

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

Sasithorn Look is not an ambassador, he hates diplomacy.

[Pulg]

Nosferatu's receptions are noted in society for their host's exquisite taste.

[Malvel, The Dark Wizard]

Pulg was an early attempt of mine to make a truly terrible and evil beast. But the results weren't... quite right.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Malvel, The Dark Wizard, is Marvel with a speach impediment.

Sasithorn Loom wrote:

KahnyaGnorc is Durotar's ambassador to Gnomeregan (or is it the other way around...?).

Kahnya was my orc warlock with gnomish engineering, who in an RP story, turned herself into a gnome (named Kyhana), hence the Gnorc.

[JTDV]

KahnyaGnorc is a trusting sole (not "soul" but an actual sole).

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

JTDV hates fish (can't stand the smell, can't stand the taste), in particular, sole.

[Pulg]

The Count saves money on socks by sticking his feet inside whole salmon.

[GoatToucher]

And that salmon, was Pulg's FATHER! :crescendo:

[KahnyaGnorc]

Like most fish, Pulg's Salmon-father has known GoatToucher . . . in the Biblical sense.

[Aqua Pulg]

KahnyaGnorc filmed it as part of the BBC's 'Blue Planet' series.

[Malvel, The Dark Wizard]

Aqua Pulg was the supplier of all the underwater cameras that KahnyaGnorc used in the series.