Whenever Sissyl travels by air, she insists on patting down the TSA agents.
In case of a water landing, JTDV can be used as a flotation device.
IHIYC is the reason your luggage gets the chance to see Vladivostok. Unless you're going to Vladivostok, of course.
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Sissyl and Mary Poppins entertain one another by floating up to passenger aircraft, mooning through the windows and then flying away, keeping tabs on who causes the greatest number of international air incidents.
In the 34th century, many businesses have "No Laser Clowns Need Apply" signs in their windows.
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IHIYC takes a sadistic enjoyment in eating dumplings, convinced as he is that they have been plotting against him for years and overjoyed that he is finally able to get his revenge on them.
Being a plant person, TIF's solid waste takes the form of dumplings.
And that Spanish Lisp's name is: I'm Hiding In Your Closet
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Nemesis Melek baths in honey. Drying off is a pain in the arse.
Xasay Xyu orders 13 inch sammiches at Subway. Subway, for their part, appreciates the irony since they marketed 11 inch sammiches as footlongs. Everybody then laughs until they finally sigh.
Then Xasay Xyu says, "No, seriously. I want a 13 inch sammich."
JTDV never made a alias in his life.
Ancient Dragon Master once got duped in to buying fire insurance. That was back in the day when he use to sport a mullet.
KahnyaGnorc is jealous of JTDV s mullet likeness
ADM, considering mullets to be 'old hat', is presently rocking the 'Sardine'
Pulg is a nice, clean, healthy human.
Due to his... in depth research into dragons, it not only burns ADM when he urinates, but every one and every thing in a five foot radius.
Don't fall for the iceberg theory. KahnyaGnorc sunk the Titanic!
JTDV is the sole reason I've been away from this forum...
Yeah... It wasn't that I lost track of it or anything...
The Game Hamster has never stayed up too late playing Breath of the Wild, and any evidence to the contrary is Red Communist propaganda.
The Game Hamster has never stayed up too late playing Breath of the Wild, and any evidence to the contrary is Red Communist propaganda.
Meanwhile KahnyaGnorc is aptly named, seeing as how he(she? - Still not clear on that one...) is, in fact, a giant, living fishing company, owned by a woman named Kahnya, and all that they can catch is Gnorc-fish, which are fairly disgusting, but sell well, as they are cheap, and full of vitamins.
The Game Hamster has never stayed up too late playing Breath of the Wild, and any evidence to the contrary is Red Communist propaganda.Meanwhile KahnyaGnorc is aptly named, seeing as how he(she? - Still not clear on that one...) is, in fact, a giant, living fishing company, owned by a woman named Kahnya, and all that they can catch is Gnorc-fish, which are fairly disgusting, but sell well, as they are cheap, and full of vitamins.
The Game Hamster is a professional weight lifter, and carrying books around that are twice as big as him all the time is his way of staying fit in off season.
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Malefactor has a decades-long rivalry with his half-brothers Zealot and Tumult, as they all search for the 31 blue apples OF POWER! hidden throughout the world.
The reason why IHIYC is hiding in closets is because he is looking for the right group of teenagers with attitude to bring us down.
Malefactor is actually Hordak after six months on the Miracle Cabbage Soup Diet.
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They once made a Cabbage Patch Doll out of Pulg. It was sold at Hardee's/Carl's Jr. and other fine eateries across North America.
The Game Hamster has never stayed up too late playing Breath of the Wild, and any evidence to the contrary is Red Communist propaganda.Meanwhile KahnyaGnorc is aptly named, seeing as how he(she? - Still not clear on that one...) is, in fact, a giant, living fishing company, owned by a woman named Kahnya, and all that they can catch is Gnorc-fish, which are fairly disgusting, but sell well, as they are cheap, and full of vitamins.
The Game Hamster is a professional weight lifter, and carrying books around that are twice as big as him all the time is his way of staying fit in off season.
JTDV is a rogue TV channel all about the color Rouge. That is why he's green.
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TGH hires himself out as a marital aid to the rich and powerful. Once inside, he takes careful records of their deepest secrets, which he trades with The Society of Cats for arcane knowledge.
There's nothing GoatToucher enjoys more (that we can talk about in public) than a lukewarm gallon or two of Maritalade.
And the flytrap does disturbing things
There's children on the streets using guns and knives
Taking drugs and each other's lives
Killing each other with knives and forks
Calling each other names like Gnorc