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GoatToucher is actually winking at a goat....


Avatar must defeat Sheng-Long to stand a chance!


GoatToucher is the master of Grope


GoatToucher has just poured a tin of pineapple chunks down the front of The Fiend Fantastic's pants and is agitating the mixture from afar by the power of his mind alone. As you can see, TFF is enjoying this immensely.

Scarab Sages

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Pulg's species is where blue jeans come from, generating them every Spring, and sloughing them off in the Autumn.

Grand Lodge

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
Pulg's species is where blue jeans come from, generating them every Spring, and sloughing them off in the Autumn.

I'm Hiding In Your Closet filmed a documentary of the process. After his first year he became so appreciative of the traditions he began to take part, putting his face painting and bell jingling days behind him. This is how he met Pulg and where he came up with this fascinating post. They are blue jean brothers now.


Draight-person worships frogs.


The poog is actually spelt Goop.


KenderKin looks exactly like his avatar's portrait, but with brown puppy eyes.

Grand Lodge

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Quiche Lisp got his nickname name from the day he was forced to give a speech and unbeknownst to him, he has quiche on his lips!! He was so embarrassed at the time, but his mother told him to embrace his weaknesses so he swapped the last two characters and took it as his name.

Liberty's Edge

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Draight got his name from a mashup of dread and late. When he was younger his parents were always late and he dreaded explaining why he was late to others. He took on the name of Draight after slaying his parents, he would never dread being late again.

Grand Lodge

Samuel L Jackson is the real Samuel L Jackson

Sovereign Court

Draight's animal companion is not actually a wolf, it is a great manticore with an illusion spell cast upon it.


Grundolker is a fake Samuel L Jackson.

Sovereign Court

GoatToucher is really a toucher of satyrs


The New Clown in Town is has a collection of clown hats that could rival Kim Kardashian's collection of shoes.


Liranys is a real cowgirl


The Fiend Fantastic wrote:
Liranys is a real cowgirl

I'm wearing a Pirate hat. ;) Not a cowboy hat.


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From the side and the view incomplete it could be.

Liranys has sunk 16 ships already.


The Fiend Fantastic sunk my battleship


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Liranys wrote:
The Fiend Fantastic wrote:
Liranys is a real cowgirl
I'm wearing a Pirate hat. ;) Not a cowboy hat.

"Ridem ....Pirate?"


KenderKin does care about labels as long as the ridin part is done


sumorai-man has gold-painted thingy on leather hat.


Poog is attempting to make babies with Linarys' hat

Scarab Sages

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Pulg gulPs when he eats.


Charles Scholz is the grand wizard of the The People's Army

Grand Lodge

The fiend fantastic was originally cast as the wildcard 5th character in the fantastic four.


Draight wears that hat to hide his third eye.

Sovereign Court

Liranys wears that scarf because it's color offers the contrast needed to draw attention to the shield shaped pin he proudly displays since winning it from me at a ball toss fair game. I'm still bitter


The New Clown in Town's loss is my gain, although I might give the shield back because it somehow made me change genders...


It's like a team of super-heroes in here, we have
hawkman, hamster guy, hellboy, Keyvon warrior...

plus side kicks, little green leg humper, red riding pirate hood , new clown posse,

and janitors for the Hall of Justice
hiding in the janitor's closet with goat toucher


So which one am I?

Sovereign Court

Liranys, you happen to be the red riding pirate hood.

KenderKin was once a member of a super-hero crew, but he quit abruptly when he noticed they were missing a new clown posse. He has been searching for me since


Once ncit was part of a boyband....

New Clowns on the Block.....but it turned out he was a spy from the backseat boys.


Kenderkin did not pass his thieving exam


TFF's goatee is glued on.


GoatToucher is glued onto TFF's goatee.


That's not really a goatee, Pulg performed one too many face-lifts on TFF.....


TFF in this case are The Fantastic Four, whom Kenderkin is intimately familiar with.


The Fiend Fantastic has hoopac* envy.

*hoopac is the halfling sling-staff FYI


Kenderkin has never been the same since Windy bent down to "give him ? a rainbow"


Pulg made Scott Tenorman eat his parents


GoatToucher tasted the rainbow....


KenderKin no longer plays Kender after his last one was devoured whole and excreted alive by a minotaur partymate in their last Dragonlance campaign. It was a rather unsavory parody of a live birth, complete with the requisite amounts of blood, screaming, and protestations to an uncaring god. A horrifying process, all-in-all, but not without a certain visceral beauty.

To be fair though, being a Kender, the character deserved whatever fate he got.


The GoatGroper was found in japan not in the public train, but the cattle wagon, feeling up its occupants.

Grand Lodge

Wylliam's eyes are normal those are just ridiculously expensive contacts


Draight was swallowed by an eagle and got stuck on the way down

The Exchange

krevon is pronounced craven, and spelt the same way. It is a typo that was never exposed until this post


A shade darker went black and ain't never going back.

Dark Archive

krevon has one hand in his pocket and the other is playing a peee-ahhh-noo

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