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DSM likes to annoy people by wearing a jacket with a great, big bullseye design on it.

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Grundolker was in the movie aliens versus predetor


Draight has poached Jurassic Bard's natural food source.

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The Fiend Fantastic's role in Hell is to stand on top of Asmodeus's house and serve as His satellite dish (that's why his face is always tilted upward like that!).


IHIYC is the stage manager for the Insane Clown Posse

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Krevon has just revealed to us that he is none other than Shang Tsung as he is absorbing many souls to be young again.

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Grundolker is a lesser-known Berkeley Breathed comic-strip character.

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IHIYC is inflatable.


TNCIT has yet to find a position with IKEA, an achievement which IHIYC has got under the belt.

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If you look more closely, you'll discover that Wylliam Harrison is the world's most ingenious LEGO sculpture.


IHIYC is currently sniffing mothballs......


Kenderkin is shy guy, he not yet revealed his face.

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"THE" Poog of Zarongel performed the services at Squee, Goblin Cabin Hand's wedding.


*nods*, and closet jester was altar boy on said wedding.
+1 point to the jester for MtG reference


"THE" Poog of Zarongel is actually the 346th rivet from the left on the bottom port side hull plate on the Stranraer ferry.

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Pulg is the nickname of the wart on IHIYC's invisible friends face


Pulg is actually one of five littermates....

Pulg
Gulp
Lupg
Pugl

and BOB


Kenderkin is never ninja'd

*cough, cough*...he got didn't he...


TFF is an aficionado of giraffe erotica.


GT is offended by any non-goat related erotica...


Kenderkin knows my not-so-secret shame/glory.

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GoatToucher has a very strange, very contemporary STD where his groin is covered in obnoxious popup ads.


Unbeknownst to IHIYC, everyone in this thread has remodeled their homes to have no closets.....

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KenderKin's ribcage IS a Closet....


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IHIYC's closet has a revolving door, a turnstyle and costs $1.50 to enter.


Brox RedGloves wants to fly you to the moon, with a sparkler up your bum.


Pulg made new issue "Beard & Mustaches" front page


The poog was once of gargamel....and spent his time hunting smurf tails....


Kenderkin once fried a few and pickled a few and served a few real cold. Afterward he roasted a few and toasted a few and then boiled six for gold.


GoatToucher refuses to drive anything that's not a GT....

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KenderKin (a hint-hint anagram for "Nekkid Ren") is the world's biggest name in X-rated tokusatsu.


Someone who looks a lot like IHIYC enjoys visiting fetish clubs in a wipe-clean Stimpy outfit.


To the superstitious, Pulg is seen as a granddaddy of lycanthropes.


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TFF is actually the abyssal form of Ricardo Montalban.


GT is wearing both a bib and a nappy....


KenderKin's real name is KenderKEN.


Goat Toucher got his name from critically failing a diplomacy check to seduce the farmers daughter.


Krevon change face too much, sheriff jail him for it.

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"THE" Poog of Zarongel (a hint-hint anagram for "goth-proof zeal gone") was among the vanguard of the Satanic Panic modern-day Christian reconstructionist witch-hunters in the 1980's, but was worn down to the point of completely switching sides, and is now an enthusiastic tabletop gamer, formally-ordained priest of Satan, and diehard Tim Burton fan.


IHIYC has been selected as the new face for Horror Mascara brand: Gruesome Grime


TFF's face in frozen like that from taking GleeMONEX.


GT looks much better when he can find the monicle that keeps his lazy eye open. Unfortunately it is evidence in a recent rash of goat russling with an ongoing investigation.

A tip line has been established for helping the authorities
1-800-GET-GOAT


KenderKin uses the goat related stories from the hotline as inspiration for his erotic GoatToucher fanfiction.


GoatToucher is thrilled with his new job, dubbing sock puppet porn into Algonquin.


Pulg wishes his career as a sock-smith had taken him in a different direction.


GoatToucher was Tom Skerritt's body double for a nude scene in the original Alien movie, that sadly was cut from the final version.


Molten Dragon once soiled himself in a movie theater.

He stayed until the end.

The movie was "Mannequin Two: On the Move".


GoatToucher once ran for public office.

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Itchy is short for Itchybuttasaurus.


Grodd is an avid collector of My Little Ponies.

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