False factoids

[Little Skylark]

Kyros Deun wishes IceniQueen had a crush on him so he dressed up as Robin,

[For Great Justice]

Little Skylark likes big butts and he cannot lie.

[Kyros Deun]

For Great Justice makes a living masquerading as James Jacobs.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Kyros Deun doesn't have any feet - he just kind of floats everywhere.

[IceniQueen]

IHIYC used to be in the Punch and Judy puppet show. He was was the one that always got punched in the puss (Face)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Remember that Far Side cartoon that Gary Larson briefly got in trouble for because it implied Jane Goodall was having "liasons" with her chimps?

IceniQueen is the love-child.

[Pulg]

IHIYC has a pet kitten that squirts lightning from its nipples.

[Little Skylark]

Pulg can make his ears grow and use them to fly.

[Kyros Deun]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Remember that Far Side cartoon that Gary Larson briefly got in trouble for because it implied Jane Goodall was having "liasons" with her chimps?

IceniQueen is the love-child.

I DO!

Little Skylark is a tarrasque hellbent on destroying Australia.

[Sissyl]

Kyros Deun was voted "Most Likely to be in the News" by his elementary school class. After a bout of poll cheating that was never detected.

[hobbsdadolfin]

sissyl uses the horns on the back of her head to dry her clothes

[Little Skylark]

Kyros Deun wrote:

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I DO!

Little Skylark is a tarrasque hellbent on destroying Australia.

Yeah, but still looking for someone to teach me how to swim.

Hobbsdadolfin would be a great swimming teacher for a tarrasque, but doesn't want to do it.

[hobbsdadolfin]

one of my dolphins will teach you.

little skylard would drown anyway. tarrasque can't breathe under water.

[Sissyl]

hobbsdadolfin is in love with a tuna.

[Little Skylark]

Sissyl needs that "hat" to make sure she doesn't forget her head.

[Pulg]

Little Skylark took the Bomp *out* of the Bomp-a-domp-a-domp. And replaced it with chives.

[IceniQueen]

Pulg likes to play with bananas

[hobbsdadolfin]

so does IceniQueen.

[IceniQueen]

Nobbsdadolfin wishes he WAS the banana

[Little Skylark]

IceniQueen wishes that too...

[Kyros Deun]

Little Skylark has the BIGGEST banana! For the record hobbs a Tarrasque is an unstoppable creature of destruction, and the herald of the god representing that. When it awakens, kingdoms die.

[IceniQueen]

Kyros Deun is a Cereal killer his name? Toucan Son of Sam

[Kyros Deun]

IceniQueen is a consortium of people.

[IceniQueen]

Kyros Duen is BORG! Resistance is Futile! You will be assimilated!

[Kyros Deun]

IF you want to run from IceniQueen, don't blink!

[Sissyl]

Kyros Deun and IceniQueen are really the same person, involved in a complicated flirting with herself.

[Kyros Deun]

Sissyl was exterminating before the borg were assimilating!

[DJEternalDarkness]

Kyros Deun is evolving a third limb.

[hobbsdadolfin]

DJEnternalDarkness really just has a crush on Iceiqueen and wants Kryos to get away from her.

[IceniQueen]

Hobbsdadolfin has a crush on everyone who has posted here and is feeling left in the cold... or water as the case may be

[hobbsdadolfin]

cold water.

IceniQueen is racist agianst dolphins and thinks that we are all bysexual.

[Kyros Deun]

No one loves octo-bunnies as much as hobbsdadolfin.

[IceniQueen]

No one loves Playboy bunnies from the 60's more than Kyros Deun

[DR Konijn]

IceniQueen just missed out on the role of Regan in The Exorcist.

[IceniQueen]

Dr Konijn was a failure on Dr Moreau's Insland, Bunny men just did not work as well as boar-men, bear-men, wolf-men or puma girl

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

IceniQueen has a birthmark on her back that makes her the Queen of the Vole People.

[Sissyl]

Spanky is the sole reason Peanut Butter Socks Inc is still in business.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Sissyl was born by bursting out of a xenomorph's chest.

[Little Skylark]

IHIC used to play in toothpaste commercials,until his mouth got stuck.

[Sissyl]

The part of Little Skylark we can see is actually his foot.

[Little Skylark]

Sissyl is as flexible as I am.

[Kyros Deun]

Little Skylark is a close friend of President Godzilla.

[Little Skylark]

Kyros Deun uses Skyro Nude when he feels feminine, and uses Lucky7 when his feminine side has her period.

[lucky7]

Little Skylark is in fact that avatar.

[IceniQueen]

Lucky7's lucky number is not 7 but Deuces... Snake Eyes

[Pulg]

IceniQueen runs a nationwide chain of milk bars where all the waitresses wear ginger handlebar moustaches and trundle about on Segways with scythes attached to the wheels.

[lucky7]

IceniQueen is jealous because I've got her number!

[IceniQueen]

Pulg and Lucky7 fought over who got to post... it was a slight win for Pulg, but he cried all the way home over his milk that got tipped over in the fight while Lucky7 was not so lucky.

[Little Skylark]

The brown on IceniQueens back is a chocolate milk stain, is so upset about it she only serves normal milk in her bars.

[lucky7]

Little Skylark is suffering the revenge of his brother Monte Zooma.