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someonnnnnne hasn't read wrath of the righteeeeeouuuuus...
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You do understand the concept that one special UNIQUE case doesn't make it the norm?someonnnnnne hasn't read wrath of the righteeeeeouuuuus...
I think this was supposed to be a fun thread. Can we not talk about LazarX's houserules and personal interpretations?
Also! Do they uhh... Have pictures of a succubus wrestling a bear by chance? Oh you bought it for the articles I bet... Nevermind!
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You do understand the concept that one special UNIQUE case doesn't make it the norm?someonnnnnne hasn't read wrath of the righteeeeeouuuuus...
You do understand what thread you are in
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Sometimes a minute is all you need...when studying a Bare Druid grappling a Succubus.
Brrharroom! {pauses thoughtfully} Now, don't be hasty, Master Fust.
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Willfully consorting with Demons is going to break any Paladin's code, I don't care how "progressive" your deity is.
I saved versus my Fall by instead switching to Geico. {rides off dual-wielding children's pinwheels} Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Need to develop a better line of feats for grappling with your teeth...Maybe a variant Succubus with the Swallow Whole ability?
If a creature with this special attack begins its turn with an opponent grappled in its mouth (see Grab), it can attempt a new combat maneuver check (as though attempting to pin the opponent). If it succeeds, it swallows
And if it fails, it spits.
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You do understand the concept that one special UNIQUE case doesn't make it the norm?someonnnnnne hasn't read wrath of the righteeeeeouuuuus...
You do understand what thread you are in
/Begin Philosophy
In a infinite multiverse, there is no such thing as unique.
/End Philosophy
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Be polite. Be sure to use Grease on her before backstabbing her behind from.
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What about teamwork feats? . . .
See everything gets better if you work together.
Inquisitors get free teamwork ske...er feats, and benefit from said feats via solo tactics. However, at eighth level, he can smite a succubus with his piercing judgement...
You do understand the concept that one special UNIQUE case doesn't make it the norm?
After this thread, I don't know if I can imagine a succubus not being into BDSM, even one that's been tricked into a helm of opposite alignment followed with levels in paladin...
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This thread never ceases to bring me joy.
...could you describe this further, or uh, post pictures?I mean, uh, just so we can help you as much as possible.
Yeah.
Who's to say???? Possible that could have been the succubus's intention all along...let the hero close and grapple...as easy as pie...evil is so naughty evil.
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After this thread, I don't know if I can imagine a succubus not being into BDSM, even one that's been tricked into a helm of opposite alignment followed with levels in paladin...
Makes me recall the Arch Oradin of Arshea concept..yep, Arshie would totally be the angel a succubus paladin would turn to.
On a side note and following the original OP post - if you don't restrain her enough, she'll plant that kiss on you, if you do..that'll be a BDSM act for her..yep, that level drain will work.
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I wonder if the bare druid or the succubus had the Leadership feat for a gimp. I MEAN COHORT!
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I've gotten some very wicked Ideas for my next game from this thread.
Thanks. Now how to create a Martial Arts Cuddle Succubus? This I must ponder.
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Be polite. Be sure to use Grease on her before backstabbing her behind from.
Or a polearm, because you can always use a Reach, around.
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Hellknights of the Order of the Rack know all about grappling succubi.
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So, a Tetori Hellknight (Order of the Rack) Druidess, with grease cast upon her and the succubus, Leadership feats for cohorts, and a cellar.
Sound about right?
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So, a Tetori Hellknight (Order of the Rack) Druidess, with grease cast upon her and the succubus, Leadership feats for cohorts, and a cellar.
Sound about right?
No. It sounds about wrong... but, oh, so right.
Or is it, if it sounds right, I don't want to be wrong? Wait...
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I dunno... Seems like they should also be slowed, so, you know... Ummm... So you won't miss the details... Of their... Struggle...
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What about teamwork feats? . . .
See everything gets better if you work together.Inquisitors get free teamwork ske...er feats, and benefit from said feats via solo tactics. However, at eighth level, he can smite a succubus with his piercing judgement...
You do understand the concept that one special UNIQUE case doesn't make it the norm?After this thread, I don't know if I can imagine a succubus not being into BDSM, even one that's been tricked into a helm of opposite alignment followed with levels in paladin...
So, she is a Chelaxian faction Succubus Paladin, working on, er I mean for, Paracountess Zarta Dralneen...
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So, she is a Chelaxian faction Succubus Paladin, working on, er I mean for, Paracountess Zarta Dralneen...Succubus Paladin to me sounds like Straight Edge, Catholic Rock band.
Yeah, it's still a rock band I guess, but you actually removed all the good stuff.
Sgt. Arueshalae's Lonely Heart's Club Band would be a good hardcore punk cover group. The mosh pits alone would be amaaaaaaaaaaazing.
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So, I'm not really sorry for the necro. This thread needs a post every now and again for the sake of posterity. It should never be forgotten.
This is the thread I come to on a day when I need a laugh. I made it to page 3, post 23 before I had to stop reading and compose myself. Laughing to tears at work is... undignified.
Best thread ever.
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Thanks but I'm looking for an item rather than a spell, I'll have a hunt when u get home on Friday.Yeah there is. Death ward (cleric/paladin spell) not only makes you totally immune to all negative energy and energy drain effects, it provides a +4 on saves vs death effects, and lasts 10 min / level to boot (which means more than 1 hour at the level a cleric gets it).I have a shapeshifting psion and her psicrystal (which also shapeshifts). The psicrystal is immune to level drain but is just kinky (and that's cannon). A fun fact about psionic shapeshifting is metamorphosis doesn't require you to pick a common form so your imagination is the limits. You can even turn into objects...animated! :P
This was a lot more fun before the grappler became a paladin.
Where the heck is AD and his flexible druid?I remember the shifter epic prestige class in DnD did that too as you went up in levels you could shift into plants, rocks, abominations whatever you wanted without using spells, fun class.
Out of curiosity is there any items around that protect a player from level drain and negative energy? (I ask as I'm getting ready for work and don't have time to go through my books.
The Succubus Bride adventure for 3.5 has precisely the item you need, the Ring of Dark Delights. It was made to protect from the level drain of outsiders.
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I wanted to come back and post in some good threads but I could not find any so I am going to post in the best thread
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So, a Tetori Hellknight (Order of the Rack) Druidess, with grease cast upon her and the succubus, Leadership feats for cohorts, and a cellar.
Sound about right?
You forgot about Evards Black Tenticles
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You forgot about Evards Black TenticlesSo, a Tetori Hellknight (Order of the Rack) Druidess, with grease cast upon her and the succubus, Leadership feats for cohorts, and a cellar.
Sound about right?
No... no... he didn't forget. Evan's Tentacles are just not as fun here... unless they are... which is just a little too dark.
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Tentacular spectacular not needed for this scenario. The next question is if the parties worship Calistria or another.
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Sorry, but this really made me laugh. It sounds like the name of an infamous Chelish bordello or one of THOSE plays.
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The next question is if the parties worship Calistria or another.
Dude, i now just might make the bbew a few levels in calistria cleric aside from her normal oracle type, thanks for the unintended tip.
4 out of 5 party members are female
I'm sooo going to use black tentacles on the party ^^
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The next very important question:
When do we cast time stop?
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At the french kiss?
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The next very important question:
When do we cast time stop?
No, not time stop. You'll want slow for this.
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No, not time stop. You'll want slow for this.The next very important question:
When do we cast time stop?
Also mount
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Rewind function too perhaps.
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Also make whole for the best experience.
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At the end you just cast shadow conjuration and start the process all over again.
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Goats? Why goats? Why not Cows? Do I want to know?Because goats go to hell.
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Epic thread of epic awesomeness!
But why, oh why, after 495 posts, has no one suggested that the only proper way to grapple a succubus is to first cast Enlarge Person on yourself, and THEN cast Grease?
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But why, oh why, after 495 posts, has no one suggested that the only proper way to grapple a succubus is to first cast Enlarge Person on yourself, and THEN cast Grease?
*ahem*
Because multiple enlarging effects don't stack....
*runs away*
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I would beat you with a stick, but then I'd be guilty of beating you off...
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Let's focus the extra meanings on the situation at hand. ^^