Things you don't want to hear the party necromancer say.

[TigerDave]

"Ooops. My bad."

"Are you going to need that?"

"Quit crying - you still have one left!"

[Irontruth]

"I was talking to your mom this morning, she's very disappointed in you lately."

[shallowsoul]

You'll do nicely......wait what?

[Kyros Deun]

Are you going to have the meat in that sandwich? I'm running low on materials.

[Randarak]

"I've decided to color up my wardrobe. What do you think of bright pastels?"

[Azten]

Oppa Necro Style.

[shallowsoul]

I prefer "her" dead.

[Apocalypso]

"I've already told you, dear, I'm bringing ALL my relatives. A church wedding is out!"

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
...Because I'm all out!

[Reckless]

"What?! Our employers wanted proof of death, and I'm not going to carry her all the way back."

[Turin the Mad]

LoL .. classic ..."proof of death: zombified remnants."

What more do you want?

[Kyros Deun]

Look at it thhis way, you're immortal! It's like they say: you can't kill what's already dead!

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

"I needed a couple extra hands to help with the cooking."
"Admit it, he smells a lot better now."
"Do I mock your choice of friends?"

[shallowsoul]

Fighter: Necromancer, hurry and pour that potion down jimmy's throat, he's almost dead.

Necromancer: Awww........ Do I have too?

[Perfect Tommy]

...because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

[Irontruth]

"You said 'never leave anyone behind', well, it was just me and I couldnt carry them both with my strength score."

[Jason Carrier]

Necromancer: "So have you ever thought about it" **touching a dead body**
Thief: "Thought about what?"
Necromancer: "Cold packing..." *grins and winks*

[Kyros Deun]

Well, at least he's a morhg. He wouldn't appreciate being a zombie or skeleton.

[LazarX]

"Was he alive when I found him? Well that depends on how strict you are with the definition of "alive"."

[Reckless]

"Hello, gorgeous! If I told you you had a putrefied body, would you hold it against me?"

[Ascalaphus]

Marthian wrote:

Guys I believe it is Reduce, Reuse, Reanimate.

Taken from Here

I'm actually wearing that right now.

Anyway...

"So I hope you didn't do too much collateral damage to the lich's minions..."

[Kyros Deun]

(Reading from the book of revelations) And the dead walk the earth... already on it.

[Cursed and Geas'd]

"You know how you never talk about your past, the tragedy that happened in your village? Well you're spinning out of control and I thought it was time to resolve these issues, so I've been doing a little digging..."

"You're bone tired? I'll see about that."

"I sent message to the Order of Gravekeeper Paladin's. I discovered some thief had been stealing family heirlooms from the dead during my assistant recuitment meetings and I thought they aught to know, I told them to meet us here as my newest assistant would appreciate any help in the safe return of his belonings."

[Nakteo]

At the first town you come to:
Necro: "Got an undead problem?"
Townsfolk: "Yes."
Necro: "I can fix that!"

At the next town you come to:
Necro: "Got an undead problem?"
Townsfolk: "No."
Necro: "I can fix that!"

[Reckless]

"It's unfortunate that you fell prey to that charm spell. But look at it this way, soon you'll be immune to all mind-affecting spells."

[Dreaming Psion]

Now remember, this is gonna hurt you much more than it's gonna hurt me.

[Haladir]

"You gonna eat that?"

[Freehold DM]

I...I can't fix this guys. You're on your own.

[Fitzwalrus]

I'd better dot this - I have a wannabe necromancer in my game. ;D

[The NPC]

"Well, that wasn't supposed ti happen."

[DungeonmasterCal]

"Man, this place is dead!"

"Don't think of it as necrophilia. Think of it as 'post-mortem love'."

[ReckNBall]

"Don't worry, I'll return the poodle right after this experiment. No, Matron Joselle won't suspect a thing. Well, not at first. We might want to leave soon after we collect the reward though."

[Freehold DM]

I'm lonely.

[Talking Skull]

"Ooooh, Create Spawn! The gift that keeps on giving."

"Don't worry, it doesn't bite yet."

"Yeah, I've got some healing spells prepared. Here, hold this onyx for me..."

[Turin the Mad]

"Okay, who broke the toy?!"

(R) "What toy?!"

" You know, the ... toy ... that we just got last week from the Pit of Screaming Despair."

(R) "Uh ... we didn't break it ... "

...

" Uh, pack your stuff, it's time to leave. NOW, if you please."

[_Cobalt_]

"Technically, you are just a soul with a meat suit. When your soul has left, would you want your flesh to be unused, consumed by the worm of the grave?"

[Turin the Mad]

I didn't see this one:

" Life sucks. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be glad it happens in that order. "

" Guys like me, we change the natural order. I think today shall start with the worms eating you part. "

[Threeshades]

"I took to heart what you said last week about protecting the environment and I really got into recycling."

[Irontruth]

Guess how many fingers I'm holding up.

[Chris Lambertz]

Removed an inappropriate post.

[ReckNBall]

Necromancer, "Anyone want to hear some music? Took a little digging but I've put together a little something I call The Danse Macabre.

[Bill Kirsch]

"So, my friend in medical school says they've run short of cadavers . . ."

"My, you have beautiful cheekbones."

"Mule? Trust me, we won't be needing any mules . . . "

[ReckNBall]

"I always keep my advisor close to me. Fortunately, I only need the head. The rest was dead weight."

[Sissyl]

Hello. My name is Lugmurt mac Death. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[Tirisfal]

"Got your nose!"

[Reckless]

Hello. My name is Lugmurt mac Death. I need you to kill my father. Prepare to die.

[Turin the Mad]

"Hello, Clarice."

[Dreaming Psion]

"It's powered by a forsaken child!?"
"Might be... kind of... I mean, I didn't use the whole thing!"