258. Um, that's definitely the Black Speech. Does anyone speak that?
But I'm a good necromancer.
265: Tastes like chicken.
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266: POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!
(said after blasting a Paladin from the top of a high building)
267. Say, anybody see where my new back-scratcher ran off to?
268: I named him...Thing
269. I can keep watch by myself tonight.
Thanks Tiny Coffee Golem! Gave me a good laugh when I wrote it.
271- "Okay I need one of you to be the sacrifice..."
272-"I ever tell you my Ex was a real Banshee?"
273-"Okay Zombie People. Time for another cardio workout."
274-"You know this blood tastes funny. You try it."
275-Singing..."Who let the ghouls out? Who, who, who, who, who?"
276 Could you guys lend me 10k? Im a little short on going lich
277 Barby, its your turn to go triggering traps. Im all out of zombies
278. Double tap just means I need more onyx.
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279. Throw out your hands, stick out your tush, hands on your hips, give 'em a push. You'll be surprised you're doing the French Mistake. Voila!
280. You put your right hand in you pull their left arm out,
You put your left hand in you pull their right arm out,
You do the hackie pokie and you turn them inside out!
281. You remember your sex drive?
282. This is a classic A-7 scenario. The horde will handle it from here. When I animate your men, I'll try to let you know.
283. The villains have themselves an RG (recreational golem)...
284. It's always about money, isn't it.
285. Can I kill the meatbags now, Master?
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286. And they say circle of death is useless ...
287. With enough onyx, nothing stands in our way.
288. Guilty or innocent? *clearly hopes to hear "innocent"*
289. You forgot to read the fine print in the guild charter.
290: "I may have lied a little on my application. I'm actually just a bard with black eye shadow."
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291: "And I'll form the head!"
"What do you mean we needed the body intact? Can't you tell it's him by his dental records?"
293: Close enough for state work.
"Let me tickle the ivories."
296. "Ring around the rosie,
pocket full of posies,
ashes, ashes,
we all fall down!"
297. "And now for something completely different!"
298. "Dibs on the ugly one!"
299 "Now let's try this again, shall we?"
300. "Hey, can we stop at the next graveyard? I need to pick up some provisions."
301. "Good news, everyone!"
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302. "I like my wo/men like I like my wine: well-aged and kept in a tightly-sealed container until I intend to partake."
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303. "Of course I'm afraid of my own shadow."
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303. By the Power of my Skull!
306. I wasn't exactly thinking about betting money...
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307.Then I ripped out his skull and beat him to death with it. Over, and over, and over again.
"This doesn't seem physically possible!"
308. We couldn't find all of your parts, but there were these animals, you see and...
309. We can rebuild him faster, stronger....
Hey, quiet down with all that racket! What are you trying to do, wake the dead?!
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312. Living Dead Girl.
Answer in response to being questioned as to his favorite song.
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313: Stand back, Guys. I got this.
314. How many fingers am I holding up?
315. It looks like you grew another foot scene the last time I sawed you.
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316:
Hey, I just killed you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me maybe.
316:
Hey, I just killed you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me maybe.
You sir have just won the internet!
317. Excuse me, but have you seen my puppy? He's gone and got himself lost again. He's got brown fur, glazed eyes, and his little tail occasionally flings rotted flesh around when it wags. He answered to "Spot."
318. Spot! Stop eating the neighbor's kid! You don't know where it's been!
319. Have you seen my dog? It's part German Shepard, part cocker spaniel and all rot.
320. So what's the problem Hamlet?
321. "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
322. "How many fingers am I holding up?"
323. [piece of paper on unmoving body] Be back in 15 minutes.
You sir have just won the internet!316:
Hey, I just killed you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me maybe.
I'll add to the pile. ;-)