Sheesh, I learned that Necromancers really ARE Necrophiliacs *shudder shudder shudder*
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64. There's nothing more relaxing after a long day than kicking back, and poppin' a cold one.
65. Hey guys i'm just back from Necro-Gnomicon and it was brilliant.
66. "I found grandma!" "Dammit! I told you not to dig in the garden!"
Best friends forever just got a VERY nasty vibe...
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71. Can you give me a hand? They should be in my backpack, front pocket.
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71. "Hey, it worked!"
72. "Oh no, it worked."
73. "Hold on, how many I can control again...oops."
74. So I never outgrew my doll phase.
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76: Don't worry. I can make you. Stronger. Faster. I have the technology...
77: Sale: all limbs half off
78: You see civilian casualties. I see reserve troops.
79: I have my mothers eyes
80: With the hip bone connected
to the back bone,
and the back bone connected
to the neck bone,
and the neck bone connected
to the head bone....
81: What could possibly go wrong...
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82. I most certainly am not spineless. See?
83. "You've got a good head on your shoulders. Mind if I borrow it?"
84. "Can I pick your brain for a moment?"
85. "Fresh meat!"
85. Parts is parts
86. Where's the beef?
87. You'll never miss it
88. Would you like me to fix that for you?
89. You've got pretty high saves right?
90. My undead army is like a hotdog or jell-o. Do you really want to know what it's made of?
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91. Don't worry. She wasn't anyone important.
92. So those are the only two things that will get you voted out of office huh?
93. Can we build it? YES WE CAN!
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95. It's a family reunion and i'm bringing everyone.
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96. A mausoleum?!?! JACKPOT!
97. *first time entering a big city* "woooow, so many people..." *looks down* "so few onyx"
98. What's your return policy on broken jewelry? I mean do we have to have the ring AND the gem in order to get our money back?
99. Hold this for a sec.
101. "It's replaceable."
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102. So, do you think there's a market for real elbow grease?
107.
Step 1: Get bodies.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!
111. Hey! In my defense that baby was constantly teasing me, what with all those "naps"
112. Nice craftsmanship! But no its not one of mine...
113. (Honestly its the worst thing to hear from the necromancers pc when you actually have a necromancer in the party) no, im still too low of level to control that
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114. That was fun! Let's revive it and kill it again!
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117. I can personally guarantee that the burial ground curse will no longer bother us.
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118. I made you dinner!
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120. The Hokey Pokey never specified things still had to be attached...
121. Did you feel attached to that hand?
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122. "I'll put everything back where I found it when I'm done, I promise."
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124) [Scroll poofs] huh.... never heard of a WIDEN Animate Dead spell... so guys, how many bodies do you think are in this old battlefield?
125) Oh you wanted me to REZ the fighter, eh close enough... I think he's smarter now anyway.
126) What? The Rogue wanted a 7 & 7, the Cleric wanted a grasshopper, and the Fighter wanted a... oh there's a DRINK called a Zombie....
Guys I believe it is Reduce, Reuse, Reanimate.
Taken from Here
127. What are you eating?
128. Now that's a match made in heaven!
129. pass me another cold one.
130. If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
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131. Of course they're people. They can vote in Chicago can't they?
132. WAS. The druid "was" complaining about it.
133. Everybody CONGA!!!
134. No no no! Its turn step shuffle step turn, not shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle!
135. The doctor is IN
136. The wedding is next Thursday
137. You're in the army now, without a funeral shroud, you'll never get rich you son of a lich... (nodwick)
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138. So you want me to join you huh? Ok, I'm in, as long as you sign this disclosure agreement first. (Majored in necromancy and minored in law, Richard legally aquired all of his undead minions)
139. We should take a vacation to Geb...
139. "Have anybody seen my sewing kit? Gunther's got the dropsies again."