Things you don't want to hear the party necromancer say.

[Charlie Bell]

141. "What was your share of the treasure? I could replace you for the cost of a 300 gp onyx. Or at least make it so you wouldn't care about your share of the loot anymore."

[Scintillae]

141. Who needs a chiropractor?

[DEWN MOU'TAIN]

Hmm, i see that your insurance plan is provided by Dr. Kevorkian services.... excellent!

[Krensky]

142. Klaatu barada... necktie! What? I said your damn words. Most of them, anyway.

[Joegoat]

143. That's the most horrible thing I've ever seen!

[Mark Hoover]

144. Totally worth it.

[Astrikkar Arkylon]

145. Loot the bodies,i I would do it myself but I don't have that kind of strength score.

[Sissyl]

Hmmm... it seems the dragon's hoard contains a single black onyx gem just big enough to...

[Ice Titan]

146. *from a distance-- takes an onyx gem, closes one eye and tries to estimate if it'll fit in your eye socket*

[Sissyl]

"Well, now that I was the only survivor of the combat with the ogres, there's going to be some changes in our party. First, I'd like to welcome you back..."

[Azten]

148. "Hey guys, watch this!"

[baalbamoth]

149. "wait, somehow I got more than I started with..."

150. "the good news is the masculine enlargement and hair growth worked..."

151. "um... do you really need these?"

[Dreaming Psion]

152. "Are you gonna eat that?"
153. "I ain't got NO-BODY!"
154. "It stays crunchy, even in milk!"
155. "Where's the beef?!"
156. "An oldie but goodie!"
157. "Whaddya mean their bodies aren't part of 'take their stuff'?"
158. "Does this make me look fat?" (after using magic jar)

[GrimDM]

159 No need to beat a dead horse.

The rest of mine were taken.

[robin]

160 They are just a band of no life

[DaHofi]

161. "NoBody gets left behind!"

[zylphryx]

162. Trust me. <grins>

[Orthos]

163. "Fuggedaboutit."

[Kcinlive]

164. I seem to have some parts leftover. Oh well, he won't need them.

-Kcinlive

[Scintillae]

165. I have athlete's foot. And the rest of him.

[Irontruth]

166. What? You told me to go out and make more friends.

[Meat]

167
) OK OK next time I'll find some bodies with clothes ON!

[Orthos]

168. "Look what I can do!"

[Reckless]

169. I just made some girl scout cookies.
170. I know you want me to repel/control the undead horde advancing on us, but I have a confession to make. I'm really just a bard with high levels in Perform (Acting).

[Irontruth]

171. Gotch yer nose!
172. Ooohhh, that's right, Enervation heals undead.
173. We'll light the zombies on fire and send them in one at a time.

[Mark Hoover]

174. Abby something...Abby Normal (said in response to where donor brain came from...)

[Reckless]

175. That was great! Let me grab a couple of cold ones and we can celebrate.

[Orthos]

176. "You saw how much trouble he gave us. Now imagine him fighting FOR us!"

[Scintillae]

177. So, when you said I was not to put a single toe out of line, did you mean mine specifically?

[Orthos]

178. "It wasn't me!"

[Scintillae]

179. What does this do?

[Jerald Schrimsher]

180. Oopsie, that one kind of got away from me!

[Curious]

181 I know you wanted him alive so you could publically hang him but our fighter got a little over zealous. Anyway I think you will happy with how it worked out.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Lord Snow As Party Healer wrote:

14. Hey guys, I'm leaving for a couple of days. Don't worry though, the party necromancer has everything under control

182. "Heh heh heh..."

[dbass]

183) When playing a game of baseball, you scream to the necromancer, "Keep your eye on the ball!" He responds any number of ways
1) "Oh you have no idea..."
2) "Wait...the ball isn't an eye?"
3) "Where does my other eye go?"
4) "And I thought 'Break a leg' was bad..."

[Orthos]

184. "I need a volunteer."

[Mark Hoover]

185. What're you, about a size 13?

[Tirq]

186. AHAHAHAHA AHA AH AH ah ahah ha... ha... whoo... Oh, you're serious.

[Dinkster the Dinkmeister]

FIREBALL!!

Has taken my speech
taken my hearing
taken my arm
taken my leg
taken my soul

left me with a life in HELL!!!!

[Irontruth]

188. Hastur, Hastur, Ha....

[The Drunken Dragon]

189. Huh...I could have sworn that I only made 3 zombies...

[Scintillae]

190. Oh, [redacted]! Everyone in the minivan!

[Kobold Catgirl]

Scintillae wrote:

190. Oh, [redacted]! Everyone in the minivan!

Those darn vampires and their high will saves.... ;D

[Azten]

191. It's like taking corpses from a graveyard...

[flamethrower49]

I'll have to start using these. Carry on!

[robin]

192. I want my Mummy !!

[Matthew Morris]

"Mersial can still detect traps... just directly."
"Come on, Lem's quieter this way."
"Well you did call Valeros 'Meat shield'."

[Reckless]

In response to someone's cry of "Won't somebody think of the children??!?"

193. "Ooo! Ooo! Me! I will!"

[Irontruth]

194. Are you a 'willing creature'?

[Scintillae]

195. (At an open mic nite) Geez, I've raised audiences livelier than this...