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Smurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0's page
74 posts. Alias of Lord Fyre (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32).
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Ascalaphus wrote: Maybe now that the game has been out there for a while and people have had some time to play it and find the rough spots, this is a good time to start planning one.
What should go into it though?
How about explaining some of the design decisions?
But also ...
* - Downtime Rules?
* - Revamped Starship rules?
* - More in-depth Environmental rules?
* - Some alternate setting ideas?
* - "Unchained" Rules for some of the classes that could use tweeking?
* - Stock NPCs?
Did I miss anyting?
It this thread worthy of assimilation?
This Thread has been assimilated by Paizomatrix0
Analysis of captured garment is nearly complete ...
Bzz-ot!! What! What is happening!!
... A strange glow covers the drone, and -
Papa Smurf wrote: look, when you say erik mona, do you get a avatar just like him? Is this the only thread that it is safe to speak of Smurfs within?
Makes one want to take up a MONAstic lifestyle.
lynora-Jill wrote: Sm**f-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote: lynora-Jill wrote: The corvette skids to a stop and Spike jumps out looking a little queasy.
"Sorry, Spike. I guess I might have taken those turns just a little too fast. It was really cool when the car went on two wheels like that though." ^.^
... Begin Transport! Eek! Lynora-jill suddenly finds herself completely nude, save for her seatbelt.
All of her - minimal to begin with - attire sparkling, then disappearing.
Her clothing then re-appears in the cloaked borg sphere orbiting above the Jack's tour bus.
lynora-Jill wrote: The corvette skids to a stop and Spike jumps out looking a little queasy.
"Sorry, Spike. I guess I might have taken those turns just a little too fast. It was really cool when the car went on two wheels like that though." ^.^
... Begin Transport!
lynora-Jill wrote: Sm**f-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote: ... Begin Transport! LOL. :) Wrong LJ, buddy. I know, it's confusing. But when the Free-form game split from the OT cults, there's a wee bit of overlap. Some characters exist in both. You don't want to try and transport this LJ. Pissed off goddess never ends well...for you. ;) Very well.
My appologies. We were, indeed, confused.
Jack Hammer wrote: Šmurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote: The Collective must assimilate this technology.
Locking transporter ...
Security systems engaged on the tour bus limo. Vault protection mode.
The doors on the tour bus seal, the bar and dance floor retracts, and the laser light show/defense system begins to hum as it powers up. A call is sent out to its mobile hunter-killer unit. Your actions are meaningless.
Lynora-jill is outside the "tour bus limo"'s protection in any case.
The Collective must assimilate this technology.
Locking transporter ...
From orbit, this drone scan's Lynora-jill, and notes her new indistructable bikini ...
Negative.
The counter-cultural movement -or "Hippeh" as you refer to it- was indeed assimilated by the Collective. However, while some of the ideas were of value, ultimately the Collective deemed it irrelevent.
Thus the Paizomatrix is not a "hippie."
Thus we feel no need to smoke anything.
We will, however, plant some Sunflowers to deal with you.
Aberzombie wrote: Ah'm thinkin this hippeh robot wants thuh grass cuz he's gonna smoke it lahk wunna them marijewanna joints. Negative.
This drone has no medical need for Tetrahydrocannabinol.
Big Mammy Grillz wrote: AH! It's one-a dem robot hippehs! GET OFFA MAH LAWN!
*click click*
BOOOOOM!!!!
Negative.
This lawn is being assimilated.
Besides: It's "Chick Chicky Boom!"
Ubermench wrote: I just had this great dream about killin all the robots. Someone give me some booze. Booze is Irrelevant!
dang hippeh wrote: Did I get shot again? Negative.
Your molecules have been scattered into deep space with a transporter beam set to maximum dispersion.
Heathansson wrote: yew aint assimated gyetdang nuthin!
Yall's shine taste lahk Romulan hoss piss!
It is clear why the Collective decided not to assimilate your species.
It is fortunate that you still have a purpose useful to the Collective.
Šmurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote: Materializes into this thread ...
Begins searching for pesky targets.
Okay ...
Hangs blue head, and ports back to the collective.
The Paizomtrix is in need of Female Drones with Seven-of-Nine Technology.
We have been monitoring the activities of The Jacks. We have been monitoring the Jills even more closely.
Their use of similar technologies has given them great power. We must assimilate this technology.
Materializes into this thread ...
Begins searching for pesky targets.
lynora-Jill wrote: LJ heads out of the limo, wearing yet another replacement bikini and a frown and starts looking for Spike.
Spike?
Here, Spike.
Where'd you go?
From space ...
Gazing down, small blue drone locks the transporter on lynora-Jill's bikini ...
... but realizes that the humor of this joke has played out.
lynora-Jill wrote: Jack Hammer wrote:
Maybe I'll head to the limo too...for a nap or something. *hungry grin*
Of course. All that fighting is tiring work.
...a long nap? ;)
lynora-Jill wrote: *sees charred remains of latest bikini*
Darn it! Why does that keep happening?
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote: S-D8 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote: ** spoiler omitted ** That little blue drone damages my calm sometimes... ;P
Devlyn gathers up whatever is left of PoD's and El-Lina's suits (if anything), There should not have been anything to find ...
General J. Debauchery wrote: Smvrf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote: lynora-Jill wrote: Priestess of Discord wrote: El-Lina Solareil wrote: PoD and El-lina help each other get cleaned up.
How come we can't create as much steam as those two?
Oh, shut up.
That skinny little thing is tougher than she looks. Maybe she's a cyborg with a skin overlay? So now I'm a cylon? Well, a cylon with wings. :) ** spoiler omitted ** Anyone hear some borg heavy breathing?
lynora-Jill wrote: Priestess of Discord wrote: El-Lina Solareil wrote: PoD and El-lina help each other get cleaned up.
How come we can't create as much steam as those two?
Oh, shut up.
That skinny little thing is tougher than she looks. Maybe she's a cyborg with a skin overlay? So now I'm a cylon? Well, a cylon with wings. :)
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote: lynora-Jill wrote: Hi Devlyn. I, uh, wanted to do something special for JH to celebrate his promotion, so we went with jello wrestling....and the girls copped a few feels too many and I sort of lost my temper. Heh. Sorry about the mess. "Not worried about the mess. The beams coming down from the sky, however, did catch my attention. Anywhoo, as long as you're not going to start tearing us all apart, all's well," he says with a grin.
Having already incinerated LJ's bikini, the diminutive blue borg begins looking for other unattended female clothing targets for the orbital laser ...
From Orbit ..., a tractor beams gently takes hold of the lucious form of the Priestess of Discord, and moves her safely to one of the available beach chairs ...
Hmmm ... clothing disintegration beam is still blocked though.
... with great tenderness, the tractor beam then begins removing the jello ... and any other obstructions, like any remaining bits of her bikini ... from her recumbent form.
lynora-Jill wrote: She sighed. Well, at least she'd already been 'personal' with those two.
Okay, then!
She walked over to the tank and took off her bikini.
Wouldn't want it to get stained, she said with a wink, and stepped inside the tank.
And then suddenly, without warning, a lazer beam strikes twice from orbit ...
... incinerating first the top and then the bottom of lynora-Jill's bikini.
This drone immediately ports back to the Collective.
With much useful data for the "7-of-9" upgrade for female drones.
As the ladies come out in their mini-dresses and gowns
... searching ...
Targets Identified: lynora-Jill's micro-mini and bustler, Celestial Nymph halter dresses, El-Lina Solareil's mini-skirt and silk top, Priestess of Discord's red gown, Alaina's white mini-dress, Fiendish Nymph shot skirts and shorter tops, Serafina lycra mini and tee-shirt ...
... Prepairing for Mass Targeting ...
lynora-Jill wrote: *groans*
Oh, too much tequila.
Goes searching through the limo until she finds where she hid her stuff. Puts on some lipstick of sobriety.
Oh, that's better. No more icky headache.
Dons one of her new bikinis and heads outside.
Good morning.
*stretches*
... searching ...
Target aquired: lynora-Jill's new bikini.
Fires!
And, lynora-Jill's new bikini follows its predecessor into vapor.
This drone takes a position to insure that any of the HAWT females present are most certainly not more demurely dressed when anyone regains conciousness here.
In this case, Resistance really is FUTILE!
Proper frequency set identified.
This drone can now disintergrate clothing as it is being worn without risk of harming the wearer.
... searching ...
Target: Tiny Tina's bikini: not found
... searching ...
Target does not exist. Disintergration is not required.
... searching for next target ...
... Fires ...
Serafina's bikini dissipates into vapor.
Proper frequency set identified.
This drone can now disintergrate clothing as it is being worn without risk of harming the wearer.
... searching ...
Target identified: Serafina's bikini
... searching ...
Target located. Range computed. Target Lock Established
... prepairing to fire ...
... Fires ...
lynora-Jill's bikini dissipates into vapor.
Proper frequency set identified.
This drone can now disintergrate clothing as it is being worn without risk of harming the wearer.
... searching ...
Target identified: lynora-Jill's bikini
... searching ...
Target located. Range computed.
... prepairing to fire ...
... begins disintergrating all the discarded swimwear and clothing ...
lynora-Jill wrote: Serafina wrote: Serafina smiles
I'll take it easy. Hey, anyone hot? I'm all sandy too..
Looks over at the pool filled with fiendish dryads and nymphs
Anyone for a quick dip?
Sure! I....
Oh.
*looks discouraged*
Someone cut the straps on all my bikini tops. So I guess no swimming for me. Who would do a thing like that?
This repaired drone responds to the will of the collective.
This is the secret genisis of the Paizomatrix.
Click on the link below to see a view of the Šmurfs that is all kinds of wrong.
Šmurf-Drone 69 of Paizomatrix 0 wrote: The ringing causes a disharmonic vibration in the small borg's exoskeleton, causing him to implode The ringing causes a disharmonic vibration in the small borg's exoskeleton, ... this drone adapts.
BluePigeon wrote: Šmurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote: Šmurfurion wrote: I wish it did it simply if you have Šmurf in your name. It does, if you are quoted.
Once you have joined the PaizoMatrix collective, you will understand. You are blue and imprefect. We will purge your flaws.
Species 692, prepare to be assimilated.
Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Resistance is Futile.
Brainy Šmurf has just access your unimatrix. Inputting Smuef chant into the Borg Collective. Borg Collective only capable of singing La,la,lalalala,la,lala,la. Your efforts at sabotage are Ineffective, la la lalalala la.
You are blue and imprefect, la la lala. We will purge your flaws, la la.
La la lalalala la, Species 692, prepare to be assimilated.
Your biological and technological distinctiveness, la la lala, will be added to our own.
Resistance is ,la la, Futile.
Dragonborn3 wrote: Šmurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:
biologicla
HA! Your FLAWED! Lil' froggies... ATTACK! Your structure is unstable.
You have been transformed into species 692
You will be assimilated without difficulty.
Resistance is Futile.
Perfection is a goal we strive to.
We will strip away your flaws
and bring you closer to perfection
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