Liz Courts Contributor |
Liz Courts Contributor |
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Liz Courts wrote:Cosmo: *best Samuel L. Jackson voice* "I 'm [CENSORED] tired of the [CENSORED] rising of these [CENSORED] Runelords!"Now, see, I heard it as a bad Christopher Walken impersonator, for some reason. :)
Cosmo does do a fantastic Walken impersonation, but Clinton Boomer's is far superior.
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Joana wrote:Cosmo does do a fantastic Walken impersonation, but Clinton Boomer's is far superior.Liz Courts wrote:Cosmo: *best Samuel L. Jackson voice* "I 'm [CENSORED] tired of the [CENSORED] rising of these [CENSORED] Runelords!"Now, see, I heard it as a bad Christopher Walken impersonator, for some reason. :)
Point of clarification: I would say that I do a fantastic bad Walken impersonation. The impersonation in question has little to do with how the man himself actually sounds.
...and I really want to hear Clinton's Walken now.
zylphryx |
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Liz Courts wrote:Joana wrote:Cosmo does do a fantastic Walken impersonation, but Clinton Boomer's is far superior.Liz Courts wrote:Cosmo: *best Samuel L. Jackson voice* "I 'm [CENSORED] tired of the [CENSORED] rising of these [CENSORED] Runelords!"Now, see, I heard it as a bad Christopher Walken impersonator, for some reason. :)Point of clarification: I would say that I do a fantastic bad Walken impersonation. The impersonation in question has little to do with how the man himself actually sounds.
...and I really want to hear Clinton's Walken now.
Emperor7 |
Liz Courts wrote:Joana wrote:Cosmo does do a fantastic Walken impersonation, but Clinton Boomer's is far superior.Liz Courts wrote:Cosmo: *best Samuel L. Jackson voice* "I 'm [CENSORED] tired of the [CENSORED] rising of these [CENSORED] Runelords!"Now, see, I heard it as a bad Christopher Walken impersonator, for some reason. :)Point of clarification: I would say that I do a fantastic bad Walken impersonation. The impersonation in question has little to do with how the man himself actually sounds.
...and I really want to hear Clinton's Walken now.
Rise of the Cowbells? We need more cowbell! SNL
Tigger_mk4 |
cosmo brings up 3 mini cinnamon rolls, offers one to Sara who shakes head "no". He offers one to Megan who also shakes head "no".
Cosmo: sigh I *suppose* I can jump on this grenade and eat all three.
Brings up ?
as in regurgitated?
Not too surprised the gals didnt want one. Plus, you might want to find a better way of getting snacks delivered...
Ambrosia Slaad |
Sara Marie wrote:cosmo brings up 3 mini cinnamon rolls, offers one to Sara who shakes head "no". He offers one to Megan who also shakes head "no".
Cosmo: sigh I *suppose* I can jump on this grenade and eat all three.
Brings up ?
as in regurgitated?
Not too surprised the gals didnt want one. Plus, you might want to find a better way of getting snacks delivered...
Cosmo's been reading that new parenting book by Alicia Silverstone.
Urizen |
Tigger_mk4 wrote:Cosmo's been reading that new parenting book by Alicia Silverstone.Sara Marie wrote:cosmo brings up 3 mini cinnamon rolls, offers one to Sara who shakes head "no". He offers one to Megan who also shakes head "no".
Cosmo: sigh I *suppose* I can jump on this grenade and eat all three.
Brings up ?
as in regurgitated?
Not too surprised the gals didnt want one. Plus, you might want to find a better way of getting snacks delivered...
The mustache as garnish is bonus.
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Erik Keith: I thought all FF games were Dress like a princess sims regardless of gender?
Erik Keith: (which is exactly why I love cosplaying from it now that I think about it)
Cosmo: http://i.imgur.com/r7kXF.gif
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Hugo Solis |
Erik Keith: I thought all FF games were Dress like a princess sims regardless of gender?
Erik Keith: (which is exactly why I love cosplaying from it now that I think about it)
Cosmo: http://i.imgur.com/r7kXF.gif
OMG ROFL...
Ross Byers RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32 |
Chris Self Former VP of Finance |
Erik Keith Software Test Engineer |
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Erik Keith: when I'm really laughing but trying to be quiet about it, I sound like a Guinea Pig
To be fair I could barely hear myself laughing over the sound of how awesome creative non fiction based on spiders is. Well played Chris, well played...
Ross Byers RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32 |
James Sutter Contributor |
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Today Vic requested a limerick from Cosmo and accidentally set off a Limerick Rap Battle.
COSMO
There once was a Cosmo with a bucket,
who filled the pop machine... something... Nantucket.
The machine, it got filled,
and Paizo was billed,
and Cosmo was going to write a joke, but said...
SUTTER
There once was an owner named Vic
who requested a pop limerick.
The employee refused
'cause he wasn't enthused
...and really, was kind of a dick.
The poet, you see, was a snob
but rhythmically kind of a slob.
He got lazy with meter
his poem kind of petered
and now he is out of a job.
COSMO
There once was a writer named Sutter
whose eyes set ladies' hearts a-flutter
Though, his poems did miss
and his betters did diss
"Your limericks are stale. Did I stutter?"
A Limerick battle, in the works
With crazy rhymes and meter as perks!
My styles are legion
the best in the region
I leave all opponents feeling like jerks.
SUTTER
Your sad little tentative iambs
may never be clever like my jams
but if you work at it
with methods Socratic
I'll teach you to be more like I am.
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Your title is quite well deserved
'cause customers always get served
but editor chaps
deal in lyrical snaps
and your dignity won't be preserved.
When suffering through the assault,
of my intricate rhyming gestalt.
Know the word on the street
is my metrical feet
are the bomb; so it's not all your fault.
Since Ultimate Equipment isn't going to edit itself, consider this the equivalent of a mic drop and a walk-off.
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Your title is quite well deserved
'cause customers always get served
but editor chaps
deal in lyrical snaps
and your dignity won't be preserved.When suffering through the assault,
of my intricate rhyming gestalt.
Know the word on the street
is my metrical feet
are the bomb; so it's not all your fault.
cos, you're a legend, but that's going to be hard to beat.
Jiggy RPG Superstar 2015 Top 32, RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32 |
Chris Self Former VP of Finance |
James Sutter Contributor |
Vic Wertz Chief Technical Officer |
Vic Wertz Chief Technical Officer |
Justin Franklin |
Justin Franklin wrote:At Paizo, those two things are one and the same.Celestial Healer wrote:I am actually going to go with it being the HR department.My guess...
** spoiler omitted **
Oh, I knew that. Thus my reasoning for going with it. ;)
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Kip84 |
Vic Wertz wrote:Oh, I knew that. Thus my reasoning for going with it. ;)Justin Franklin wrote:At Paizo, those two things are one and the same.Celestial Healer wrote:I am actually going to go with it being the HR department.My guess...
** spoiler omitted **
I once bought about ten packets of chips from a vending machine just to get the stuck one. I was quite drunk at the time...
Readerbreeder |
Vic Wertz wrote:Moreland: Mine got stuck.
Robot Chris: You should bang on it; it might drop.
Moreland: Somebody should put a sign on the thing.O.O
Gotta luv the lack of context!
That's what makes it funny (and apropos for this thread); it wouldn't be nearly as hilarious if you had proper context! As it is, you can picture the first thing that comes to mind and probably do a spit take (I know I did).
Ross Byers RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32 |