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Gary: show me on the dole where the economy touched you
I just want everyone in this thread to know I scratch myself.
Seriously...
Gary: show me on the dole where the economy touched you
[Mork] Hmmm...financial humor. Arrr. Arrr. Or should I say a money funny? [/Mork]
I just want everyone in this thread to know I scratch myself.
Seriously...
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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Robot Chris I think we might need helmets tomorrow, or the is going to just take our brains.
Erik K Cosmo's punching a few that deserve to go into the special filing cabinet. So my sanity is stable for now.
Robot Chris So... what you're saying is Cosmo might be *less* stable than usual? I think we might need the helmets anyway in that case.
Erik K I have a motorcycle helmet at home for the zombie apocalypse, I'll just cover it in tin foil.
Robot Chris Good call.
Wearing helmets at work should be mandatory around my office somedays...
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*undulates tentacles irritably*
T'ony. Take R'occo and M'ugsy and pay these folks a visit. The Brainfather's hearin' helmet talk again and it ain't makin' him happy.
'Eyyy! What's you freaks doin' on our turf? Youse had better get outta here quick unless you want to end up sleepin' with the koi.
'Eyyy! What's you freaks doin' on our turf? Youse had better get outta here quick unless you want to end up sleepin' with the koi.
In Seattle? "Sleepin' wit da salmon" or "Sleepin' wit da geoduck" is more like it.
"Wan' we should lean on 'em a little, boss?"
"Nah. They're small-time. Ain't worth the effort ta crack th' skull. We got bigger brains t' boil."
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blue chris: But you have proven your superiority. That obviously means you get more work. Job well done and all that.
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crystal: Crazy is an all-month-long sort of deal
robot chris: there will be roomba-ing!
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I'm posting in context because... I'm not that funny (well... looks aren't everything).
I just read the Sutter / Cosmo smackdown a few pages up. I imagined this funny weird battle in my head. Sort of like Scott Pilgrim versus the World meets Who Framed Roger Rabbit (specifically where Bob Hoskins has to dance and rhyme at the end to kill the weasels and stop Judge Doom).
I picture Sutter rhyming while tap dancing, as a result Cosmo is launched out of his chair ala ejector seat/giant spring so that he flies head first into the vending machine.
I don't understand it either. They weaned me off the viocdin weeks ago.
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Cosmo: I looked in the trap, Ray.
Robot Chris: yeah, when *I'm* giving advice it's usually of the "DEAR GOD SAVE YOUR EYES" persuasion
Cosmo: When *I'm* giving advice it's usually the "Dear God Save Your Eyes, But We Both Know You're Going To Click It Anyway So LOL" persuasion.
Chris Self: ^
Robot Chris: well, you're Cosmo
This forces me to ask the question of what the image search was.
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It was probably a Karelzarath link.
wait, wait, wait... who's Will? where did he come from? how long has he been there?
I think he works in the warehouse.
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will: I'm throwing up rainbows right now.
What was Will doing with Sebastian?!?!?!?!?!?!
The images of Will [redacted] with Sebastian while [redacted] [censored] [excised to prevent SAN loss] shall only be available on a pay-per-view basis. ^__^
Eeeeeeeexcellent.
*stores purchase name list for later blackmail purposes*
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gary: actually that space has already been assigned to: Tech Team Paintball Arena
cosmo: CS would >DESTROY< the tech dept in paintball.
gary: we're hiring Sawyer as a ringer. just FYI
wait, wait, wait... who's Will? where did he come from? how long has he been there?I think he works in the warehouse.
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Mark You fast!
Robot Chris I robot!
Brilliant.
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robot chris: pros: no more hurting my head from repeated desking
robot chris: cons: I look like a nerd
robot chris: pros: I work with nerds
robot chris: cons: I *really* will look like a goober
robot chris: pros: nobody really around to see
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cs erik: Remember Chris as Crazy as you may look, its how crazy you actually are that counts
robot chris: pros: no more hurting my head from repeated desking
robot chris: cons: I look like a nerd
robot chris: pros: I work with nerds
robot chris: cons: I *really* will look like a goober
robot chris: pros: nobody really around to see
I got a seventh sense sayin' we gonna need to be havin' a talk with some folks again soon....
J'immy. Go get th' wagon. *undulates tentacles irritably*
robot chris: what you're saying is that I should be wearing a poodle?
Arf?
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gary: actually that space has already been assigned to: Tech Team Paintball Arena
cosmo: CS would >DESTROY< the tech dept in paintball.
gary: we're hiring Sawyer as a ringer. just FYI
O_o
Gary watches Community... good to know...
Abed: "And old, naked man appears on the road before you. He'll die of exposure in 12 turns. What do you do?"
Jeff: "Wait 13 turns."
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crystal: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
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crystal: *twitch twitch*
Mind sharing with the class, Crystal?
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Blue Chris This hat just doesn't sit right anymore after puked on it!
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Robot Chris: Today, my mind is like a jellyfish—it's all wobbly and FULL OF STINGERS!