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Kajehase wrote:

How's Belle?

Getting it on with a hairy animal and her talking inanimate objects.

Are one of her talking inanimate objects named Woody? Will it make the hairy animal obsolete?

Now there's a conversation piece.

What? It's not hard.

There's a pill for that!

Well, I am good with my hand....;)

*snork*

I suspect that results could be somewhat different if I took that test in the morning, at night or tomorrow.

Or, after coming out of cold water?

Where is the cake with a dancer in it?!

Heh, same here. I spent it laying in bed wetting myself...

O.O

Well, let's hope the date with dream will have grande finale in bed.

O.O

Pile on the meat.

That's what she said!

Hi everyone,

FLITTERWOCHE - glimmering week, or as the english speeking world calls it: Honeymoon

we are in the Berchtesgadener Land down in southern Bavaria.

It is one of Germany's most famous vacation area, everything is just like Americans imagine Germany, in other words very Bavarian:
The Alps, mountain lakes, Dirndl, Lederhosen, beer in huge Maßkrügen
it is kind of ironic because Berchtesgaden is bavarian since just 200 yearsit was an indipended church state before 1820 ruled by Lord- Abbots

famous landmarks are the Königssee, Zauberwald, Hintersee and germanys second highest mountain, the Watzmann, part of a mountain massif formed by the Watzman, the Watzwife and the Watzchildren (yes, really)

on a much darker note, Hitlers holiday house, the Berghof was here (now a resaech and documantation centre for the nazi time)

today we took the famous boat tour over the Königssee to St. Batrholomä and did a great walk around the Obersee

Hope you are posting while Sabine is passed out from exhaustion. It's your honeymoon! Get busy!

My nap was disrupted by knocking on the door. I got up and went to check to see pretty girl handing me a 1 liter bottle of Coca Cola. Sometimes it's worth to get up from bed...

In a bikini?! And slowly sliding an ice cube down her neck?! Then asking if she could take a break on your couch and if you'd rub her sore feet?!

FAWESOME!

I put it in backwards.

How the heck do you manage that?

...ugh, I can literally feel the anxiety and stress building up as the rectal exams approach.

O.O

Nekkid Desires?

Sounds like a good name for a book

I want it so badly...

You and me both...

He'd better have some Irn-Bru and a sausage dinner with him.

Oh, he'll be sure to bring the sausage all right...

Scintillae wrote:

And [redacted] cat girls.

fify so that it is now gospel.

Anne Hathaway type cat girls? Oh yeah.

aeglos wrote:

hi everyone

I hope everyone is ok

today is Sabine's birthday, I painted her a sunflower with my dad's old oil-paint

Huzzah! Tell her Happy Birthday from all of us!!

Be sure to put the Happy in Happy Birthday for her!

...My fortune cookie just told me that I will get an offer I cannot refuse.

...in bed

I am [redacted] a goat. I have never had one before. I am very curious how this is going to turn out.

Go back to honey!

I don't use honey that often, so it made for a nice treat. Then later on there was [redatced] with honey. It was a honeyful day.

O.o

Yesterday I sexually experimented with some [redacted]. It is fantastic when drizzled with honey.

I hear ya!

I haven't worn underwear in YEARS!!

Guy underwear at least...

Jess Door wrote:

it's not only a matter of melting the cheese enough, it's also important to toast the bread just right.

...

That's it. I'm going grocery shopping on the way home.

M u s t h a v e . . .

Peanut butter? Gently applied to...

Or honey? Slowly drizzled...

it's not only a matter of melting the cheese enough, it's also important to toast the bread just right.

...

That's it. I'm going grocery shopping on the way home.

M u s t h a v e . . .

Peanut butter? Gently applied to...

Time to shave [redacted] my backside moving towards the [redacted].

Chicks dig a shaved [redacted]

My sister-in-law received a Keurig coffee maker - same model as my own. Needless to say, I'll have to visit her apartment.

Too bad you missed ToP with this one! Would have been totally FAWKWARD!

Normally, I would risk over to jess doors house to explode all over her laundry.

You can get arrested for that. Or, so I heard. Never happened to me.

Whenever I am [redacted] other people who are [redacted], I always urge them to [redacted] often,...

Bad Angel! I approve.

I don't understand this thread. 'Spleen it to me, Lucy.

Jesszilla wrote:

aeglos wrote:

save at home now

HMMMMMMMM...

WHY NOT, WE'RE FRIENDS. I'LL TROMP ACROSS THE SEA OF JAPAN AND EURASIA TO GET TO GERMANY TO FLATTEN THINGS FOR YOU FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME. PLEASE HAVE THE THINGS TO BE FLATTENED PLACED IN THE STREET, UNLESS YOUR HOME IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT NEEDS TO BE FLATTENED.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE

I think we need your help in The Pacific Rim

Are you suggesting a rim job?

Mmmm. I ran out of coffee creamer so I poured some soy milk egg nog into my pumpkin spice coffee....pure deliciousness. ^.^

Blanked out on most of this. All I heard was that you poured egg nog on your pumpkins. I approve.

Work today was at -19° Celsius (-2° Fahrenheit). Getting a bit too nipply for my taste now.

FIFY

Never too nipply!

Grats aeglos!

... Now about these glowing condoms. Have you tried blowing them into shapes?

Just be sure that the lubricant doesn't smell funny...

How slick is the [redacted]? Maybe sitting on one's [redacted] and sliding down the [redacted] would be safer? (depending upon quality and toughness of [redacted])

Dirty Drejk. I approve.

Diane is worn out from yesterday and Wednesday.

*fistbump*

You go, BT!

and how big a [redacted] do you have??

Uh oh. Now the rest of us will feel inadequate. Again. ;)

...rubbed down with butter and herbs.

You had me at rubbed down...

Mmmmm....muffin for breakfast.

No, not that kind. Blueberry.

I dated a dancer named Strawberry once...well, nevermind.

Giving nekkid 'helping hands' to James Jacobs..... :O

*snort*

Handling the mouse, or the trap?

Yeah, no double intendre there...

GM throat failure.

*snort*

Urinsane wrote:

Bitter Thorn wrote:

If the group gets on well, the more the merrier.

Sounds like my kind of party!

*breaks out the cooking oil and a tarp*

:)

I may be in your ball park for Christmas.

My balls are so large they need a park?!

EDIT: LMAO!!!!! Nekkid Ball Park

If the group gets on well, the more the merrier.

Sounds like my kind of party!

*breaks out the cooking oil and a tarp*

someone just walked through the living room wearing only bra and panties and a Iron Maiden zip-up hoddie beloning to me

<- happy dwarf

You said you weren't going to tell anyone!

Last time I give you a free show...

While I haven't done that, I have [redacted] a beholder. Several times actually. The same one.

Grab an eyestalk and ride 'em cowboy!

I finally got around to cleaning out my [redacted]. There is much less need to [redacted] now. [Redacted]. Only in december...and even then only the last couple of weeks. I only have [redacted] on my [redacted] because I [redacted] to find some that didn't leave me feeling [redacted]. (Shall we [redacted] the holly or each other?) (bonus points if you know what [redacted] film that's from.)

O.O

The real question is, which pony did you whip?

S&M Pony?

The real question is, which pony did you whip out?

Excuse me while I whip this out........

Freehold DM wrote:

Don't hate, love and tolerate. Excellent work.

Scintillae wrote:

In other news, I successfully managed to derail a political discussion with a My Little Pony.

More along the lines of:

*clocks out from work*
*rushes from break room* "OH MY GOD that political ad"
"I voted last week, coworker, I don't have to care anymore"
"But did you SEE-"
*reaches into purse, retrieves pony bought on lunch break, strokes mane*
"What."
"Happy place."
"You're weird..." *leaves*

I'm Sebastian's surrogate, and I approve this message.

I love fruitcake. Gets me nice and socially lubricated.

Mmmm....lubricated....