Overheard at the Paizo office

[Liz Courts]

Katina: our books are like construction materials for the imagination

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

Liz Courts wrote:

Katina: our books are like construction materials for the imagination

{now has "Bulmahn the Builder" theme stuck in head}

[The Yodelling Smurf]

Bulmahn builder!
What will fix it?
Bulmahn builder!
Armour spikes!

Liz, Cort and Sara, and Robot Chris
Lisa and Vic - d'you like it like this? (yes?)
Katina & Diego, with the Ban Catapult...
Everything else is Cosmo's fault!

BUHLMAN BUILDER! etc etc

It's Tuesday and all I've been drinking is shandy, so even more dismal than usual, I'm afraid

[Sara Marie]

redacted 1: We can't all be Hollywood Blvd hookers in the late 90's.

redacted 2: Not for lack of trying!

[Sara Marie]

katina: um, how did i not notice how awesome Alahazra is? the pic of her on the back of Unchained is her burning a wanted poster for herself that ways ‘WANTED FOR ARSON”

sara marie: and Feiya takes the heat for being a pyromaniac sheesh

katina: hah
katina: takes the heat
katina: i see what you did there

sara marie: that pun was burning a hole in my pun-pocket

katina: i think i need a pun pocket
katina: or maybe a pun bag of holding
katina: pocket gonna be too small
katina: especially in women’s jeans

sara marie: pocket of holding
sara marie: where you can only put tiny things in it
sara marie: but you can put as many tiny things in it as you want

[Sara Marie]

sara marie: i kind of want a cursed pocket of holding
sara marie: where you have %die chance of two items merging
sara marie: like you put a flask of owls wisdom and bark skin in and if you roll like, 10% chance of getting a owl token instead of either of the other items

katina: or a flask full of literal owls

sara marie: OMG THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE; bee sized owls!

katina: i would have tiny owlery

sara marie: and send tiny hogwarts letters?

katina: Well, duh!
katina: What is the point of having owls if you’re not going to send hogwarts letters?!
...
katina: omg... bee sized owls could live in lego version of hogwarts

[Gisher]

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: um, how did i not notice how awesome Alahazra is? the pic of her on the back of Unchained is her burning a wanted poster for herself that ways ‘WANTED FOR ARSON”

I had to go check this out. It is, indeed, awesome.

[Gisher]

Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: OMG THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE; bee sized owls!

Must. Make. This. Happen.

Is it too late to add these to Bestiary 5?

* scurries off to start petition thread *

[Rysky]

Gisher wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: OMG THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE; bee sized owls!

Must. Make. This. Happen.

Is it too late to add these to Bestiary 5?

* scurries off to start petition thread *

Or to make messenger swarm a spell?

PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE?

[Sara Marie]

redacted: it's rule 34, subsection b (which no one ever gets to because they all stop at subsection a)

[Sara Marie]

redacted: well MAYBE if you stopped being distracted by work you could pay more attention to jokes

[Feros]

Sara Marie wrote:

redacted: well MAYBE if you stopped being distracted by work you could pay more attention to jokes

Yeesh. Where are people's priorities these days? In what sick world does work come before jokes?

Will no one think of the children?!?

[Cosmo]

Gary: Good news for my future genetically enhanced octopus minions

Katina: I hope you typed that in Professor Farnsworth’s voice, cuz that’s how I read it

Gary: well, duh

[Crystal Frasier]

Judy "-20 tracking is not the same as copyfit!"

[Liz Courts]

Katina: And i think it’s telling of the people i hang out with that I went “Ooh, the Necronomicon! I should tell people about this.”

[Rysky]

Liz Courts wrote:

Katina: And i think it’s telling of the people i hang out with that I went “Ooh, the Necronomicon! I should tell people about this.”

Could have been worse. “Ooh, The King in Yellow! I should tell people about this.”

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: Urge.. to post in Overheard… overwhelming… MUST… RESIST…

katina: Wait, we’re supposed to resist that urge?!

cosmo: we are when we want to post [redacted].

[Kryzbyn]

Aww, you guys n gals post [redacted] all the time.

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: there are not enough scrubbing bubbles for this conversation

[Cosmo]

Katina: totally unrelated idea: can we decorate your office like a wrestling cage match?

Robot Chris: no

Katina: aw

Robot Chris: but!
Robot Chris: I am open to luchador themed decor

Katina: Deal.
Katina: Guacamelee 24/7

[Katina Davis]

Cosmo wrote:

Katina: totally unrelated idea: can we decorate your office like a wrestling cage match?

Robot Chris: no

Katina: aw

Robot Chris: but!
Robot Chris: I am open to luchador themed decor

Katina: Deal.
Katina: Guacamelee 24/7

Just to give credit where credit is due, Guacamelee is a real thing and it is awesome.

[thunderspirit]

Katina Mathieson wrote:

Just to give credit where credit is due, Guacamelee is a real thing and it is awesome.

And here I thought Paizo was taking all of my monies. Turns out they now have company from Drinkbox Studios.

[Gisher]

Katina Mathieson wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Katina: totally unrelated idea: can we decorate your office like a wrestling cage match?

Robot Chris: no

Katina: aw

Robot Chris: but!
Robot Chris: I am open to luchador themed decor

Katina: Deal.
Katina: Guacamelee 24/7

Just to give credit where credit is due, Guacamelee is a real thing and it is awesome.

First you suggest bee-sized owls, and now I see that your avatar is an amazing, Bubo-esque, clockwork owl. You are simply awesome.

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[Crystal Frasier]

redacted What's a library?

Rob It's like a physical internet, except you're supposed to be quiet.

[Sara Marie]

Liz: Has anyone told you you're a terrible person?

me: >:)

[Katina Davis]

Cort: Hooray! It's like Christmas but with burning!
Robot Chris: Pssh, that's just Christmas.

[Liz Courts]

Katina: Liz, is your iTunes the one called “From Awesome to Don't Judge Me”?

[Gisher]

Crystal Frasier wrote:

redacted What's a library?

Rob It's like a physical internet, except you're supposed to be quiet.

LOL!

[Sara Marie]

katina: What is this feeling, so sudden and new
I felt the moment I thought about food
My tummy's grumbly
My head is reeling
I'm getting grumpy
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame, does it have a name?
Yessssss (yesssss)

Hangry! OMG i'm getting hangry!
For some food
and drinks
and candy!
Let's just say - I"ll eat it all!
Every little bite however small
Would make me feel a lot less "**** it all"

[The ə!]

That's her secret, Cap: she's always hangry.

[Rysky]

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: What is this feeling, so sudden and new

I felt the moment I thought about food
My tummy's grumbly
My head is reeling
I'm getting grumpy
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame, does it have a name?
Yessssss (yesssss)

Hangry! OMG i'm getting hangry!
For some food
and drinks
and candy!
Let's just say - I"ll eat it all!
Every little bite however small
Would make me feel a lot less "**** it all"

Don't make her hangry, you wouldn't like her when she's hangry.

...

Nope! Still like her :3

[Sara Marie]

cort: Blessed is the bringer of chocolate, long may she reign.

[Christopher Anthony]

Sara Marie wrote:

cort: Blessed is the bringer of chocolate, long may she reign.

All hail Queen Liz of the House Courts, Queen of the Brownies and the Baked Goods, Protector of the Kitchen, first of her name.

[Drejk]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

cort: Blessed is the bringer of chocolate, long may she reign.

All hail Queen Liz of the House Courts, Queen of the Brownies and the Baked Goods, Protector of the Kitchen, first of her name.

Hail Queen Liz!

[Liz Courts]

Sara: "Just because I'm right doesn't mean you're wrong."

[Sara Marie]

katina: It's like Operation, but with a shovel!

liz: Let me get my chainsaw!

sharaya: all I’ve got are some pruning shears

[Sara Marie]

katina: Gary: I’m pre-emptively putting you in charge of the Paizo haunted house, if it ever happens
katina: i don’t have that authority, and it doesn’t exist yet, but you’ve got the skills and the passion for scaring pesky kids

[Calex]

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: Gary: I’m pre-emptively putting you in charge of the Paizo haunted house, if it ever happens

katina: i don’t have that authority, and it doesn’t exist yet, but you’ve got the skills and the passion for scaring pesky kids

And their talking dog?

[Sara Marie]

katina: and then i realized that there were 5 million baristas probably just in Redmond alone

[Sara Marie]

katina: you just can’t stay mad at that cute deathray

[Sara Marie]

gary: it wasn't liz's dark dark black hole of blackness coffee was it?

gary: because i think you need a waiver for that

[Sara Marie]

sara marie: ...hmm so if Liz’s brownies are dense and rich and made with sin...

sara marie: ...and her coffee is a dark dark black hole (also dense and rich and apparently made with sin)...

gary: do not dunk the brownie

sara marie: ...if you have a brownie with a cup of her coffee...

gary: do. not. dunk. the. brownie.

[havoc xiii]

Mm double sin dipped brownies....I WANTS THEM!!!!!

[Liz Courts]

Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: ...hmm so if Liz’s brownies are dense and rich and made with sin...

sara marie: ...and her coffee is a dark dark black hole (also dense and rich and apparently made with sin)...

gary: do not dunk the brownie

sara marie: ...if you have a brownie with a cup of her coffee...

gary: do. not. dunk. the. brownie.

Something something bag of holding and portable hole.

[Rysky]

Liz Courts wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: ...hmm so if Liz’s brownies are dense and rich and made with sin...

sara marie: ...and her coffee is a dark dark black hole (also dense and rich and apparently made with sin)...

gary: do not dunk the brownie

sara marie: ...if you have a brownie with a cup of her coffee...

gary: do. not. dunk. the. brownie.

Something something bag of holding and portable hole.

I regret nothing!

[Ensirio the Longstrider]

Rysky wrote:

Liz Courts wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: ...hmm so if Liz’s brownies are dense and rich and made with sin...

sara marie: ...and her coffee is a dark dark black hole (also dense and rich and apparently made with sin)...

gary: do not dunk the brownie

sara marie: ...if you have a brownie with a cup of her coffee...

gary: do. not. dunk. the. brownie.

Something something bag of holding and portable hole.

I regret nothing!

ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWA

*dunks all the brownies*

[Readerbreeder]

Liz Courts wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: ...hmm so if Liz’s brownies are dense and rich and made with sin...

sara marie: ...and her coffee is a dark dark black hole (also dense and rich and apparently made with sin)...

gary: do not dunk the brownie

sara marie: ...if you have a brownie with a cup of her coffee...

gary: do. not. dunk. the. brownie.

Something something bag of holding and portable hole.

I think Liz may be on to something here... let us know if anyone creates a mocha-chip-brownie scented hole in the fabric of reality!