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As The Kobold Turns.

Turning Kobold Cheese, that's why I'm Turning Kobold Cheese, I really think so...

Eeeewwww....

Tels wrote:

Rysky wrote:

GM_Beernorg wrote:

Your taste buds just can't repel flavor of that magnitude.

But can they see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Flumph?

Silly Rysky, Flumphs are for Trumps.

-_- not cool.

Flumphs are good aligned.

Mah flumphs! Ma flumphs, ma flumphs, mah flumphs!

Race with the Devil on a Spanish Highway

Al di Meola

Obur Dünya

Cem Karaca

Hhai

Magma

Joyspring

Clifford Brown & Max Roach

İnce İnce Bir Kar Yağar

Edip Akbayram

Leylim Leylim

Fikret Kizilok

Just a little

The Beau Brummels

The yodelling smurfs

The Smurfs.

Even better in Norwegian, I'm sure you'll agree

Tas var köpek yok

Bunalimlar

The soldier wears a busby
The farmer wears a smock
The doctor wears a topper
The slapper just wears socks
It doesn't really matter
If you stay spick & span
It's not the hat & coat, I say, it's trousers make the man

With a yo ho ho and I fear no foe
In my bell bottom trousers
I'm a sailor bold and I can't catch cold
In my bell bottom trousers
In every port in which I call
My manly figure makes girls fall
But the thing that really gets them all
Is my bell bottom trousers

With a yo ho ho and I fear no foe
In my bell bottom trousers
I'm a sailor bold and I can't catch cold
In my bell bottom trousers
I went on holiday in Kent
I could not find a room to rent
So I made myself a little tent
From my bell bottom trousers.

There's a farm called Misery but of that we'll have none
Because we know of one
That's always lots of fun (ha ha!)
And this farm's name is Jollity, believe me, folks, it's great
'Cause everything sings out to us as we go through the gate

All the little pigs, they grunt and howl
The cats miaow, the dogs bow-wow
Everybody makes a row
Down on Jollity Farm

All the little birds go tweet tweet tweet
The lambs all bleat and shake their feet
Everything's a perfect treat
Down on Jollity Farm

Regular as habit, the cocks begin to crow
And the old buck rabbit cries "STUFF IT UP YER JUMPER!"

Vo do de oh.

All the little pigeons bill and coo
The cows all moo, the bull does too
Everyone says 'How d'you do?'
Down on Jollity Farm!

Waterfall

Weather Report

Harder than your Husband

Frank Zappa

..How are you?
Have you been alright,
Throughout those lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely nights?
That's what I'd say,
I'd tell you everything,
If you'd pick up that telephone!

Doowop doobiedoodoowop,
Doo wah doo lang,
Writing lyrics is easy when you've got a Mythic bubble perm,
Doo wah doo lang.
I look into the sky
(The love you needed gonna see you through)
And I wonder why
(The little things are finally coming true)
Oh, oh, telephone line,
Give me some time,
I'm living in twilight
Oh, oh, telephone line,
Give me some time,
I'm living in twilight...

Fight for This Love

Cheryl Cole

Bulmahn builder!
What will fix it?
Bulmahn builder!
Armour spikes!

BUHLMAN BUILDER! etc etc

It's Tuesday and all I've been drinking is shandy, so even more dismal than usual, I'm afraid

Never Another

13th Floor Elevators

BA BA BA BABA GANOUSH

Baba ganoush!
Stuffed in my moosh!
You got me roastin' aubergines
I grow inside my jeans,
Baba ganoush!

I am very sorry.

SMURF HEAD ON A STICK

Conches are old hat, anyway. Take this flugelhorn! {parp}

THEY STARTED SINGING!

Bye bye, Ms Hunt The Pugwamp-eye
Drove my Vauxhall to the foxhole - not exactly sure why
Them good ole boys were drinking Rysky 'n' chai
Saying 'This'll be the day that I die'
And if I do it's Co-o-smo's fault!!