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Or Cosmo.
I know I blame Cosmo for World War I and II.
I know I blame Cosmo for World War I and II.
Why stop there? I hold Cosmo personally responsible for those two and the entire Cold War as well.
I know I blame Cosmo for World War I and II.
I hold him responcible for WWIII
Why stop there? I hold Cosmo personally responsible for those two and the entire Cold War as well.
I wasn't stopping there, so much as starting there. ;)
If all of you are so busy holding Cosmo, how's he getting any work done?
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If all of you are so busy holding Cosmo, how's he getting any work done?
It's a misnomer to think that Cosmo "works at" Paizo so much as "draws a paycheck from" Paizo. Important distinction. ;-)
It's a misnomer to think that Cosmo "works at" Paizo so much as "draws a paycheck from" Paizo. Important distinction. ;-)
Ah. Paizo propitiates certain powers to ensure that products are released on schedule.
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Crystal: You just broke the cute center of my brain
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gary: Thanks for entering RPG Superstar—good luck!
Your submission was received 2 hours, 44 minutes ago
Come back January 24 to find out who will advance to the next round!
gary: i can't wait to see if *The Thing of Testing All The Things* gets chosen!
ross: The golden gloves of testing and the stick of poking from past years didn't make it .
Maybe I am the last one in the Paizoverse to get wise to this fact, but I did not know our Customer Service Carebear was expecting. So, congratulations, Sara Marie, and don't worry about the cookies! You can always blame it on the kid!Thanks!
No, Readerbreeder, you are not. I hold that (in)glorious post (at least until someone else comes here and learns that).
Don't worry our favorite Customer Service Carebear and munch at the cookies within reasonable limit! Uh, wait, may reasonable limit is the whole package of them, regardless of size...
gary: The next step is to the fawtly thread when they're not looking.
Depending on what was redacted I am either for or against this.
Jeff: Would you like some of my mediocre cookies?
Doh! I wasn't there for mediocre cookies!
Sara Marie: hormones are weird
Sara Marie: i wanted some of those pure sugar sugar cookies
Sara Marie: and had the container in my hand at the store
Sara Marie: and nearly started crying because i wanted them so bad but i know how terrible they are for me
Ah, don't worry too much. When she was pregnant, my wife cried when her queue didn't move as fast as the other ones. ; )
Ooh! Please do! That might help convince the boss to let us have an office cat!
But, Sara...which of our cats gets to be the office cat? We both have super friendly kitties...
gary: The next step is to the fawtly thread when they're not looking.He wouldn't dare, we'd sign him up for gerbil of the month club. The address to paizo is on the website.
Or, the Puppy of the Month Club. The gift that keeps on giving!
That'd be a FAWESOME way to show our 'appreciation'!
Neither! We'd be able to get a new totally awesome kitty just for Paizo!Ooh! Please do! That might help convince the boss to let us have an office cat!But, Sara...which of our cats gets to be the office cat? We both have super friendly kitties...
But where do they sell purple kitties? ;P
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Kitten golem!
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But where do they sell purple kitties? ;PNeither! We'd be able to get a new totally awesome kitty just for Paizo!Ooh! Please do! That might help convince the boss to let us have an office cat!But, Sara...which of our cats gets to be the office cat? We both have super friendly kitties...
We just have to find a way to get one of those glow in the dark kitties.
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We just have to find a way to get one of those glow in the dark kitties.But where do they sell purple kitties? ;PNeither! We'd be able to get a new totally awesome kitty just for Paizo!Ooh! Please do! That might help convince the boss to let us have an office cat!But, Sara...which of our cats gets to be the office cat? We both have super friendly kitties...
Then they could write it off as a security device! Brilliant!
They could name it Wisp.
Neither! We'd be able to get a new totally awesome kitty just for Paizo!Ooh! Please do! That might help convince the boss to let us have an office cat!But, Sara...which of our cats gets to be the office cat? We both have super friendly kitties...
Hooray!
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We just have to find a way to get one of those glow in the dark kitties.But where do they sell purple kitties? ;PNeither! We'd be able to get a new totally awesome kitty just for Paizo!Ooh! Please do! That might help convince the boss to let us have an office cat!But, Sara...which of our cats gets to be the office cat? We both have super friendly kitties...
I actually know one of the guys that's working on that project...
Neither! We'd be able to get a new totally awesome kitty just for Paizo!Ooh! Please do! That might help convince the boss to let us have an office cat!But, Sara...which of our cats gets to be the office cat? We both have super friendly kitties...
I've met a few that have the temperment of our favorite mascots.
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We would have to send the duck tape separately.gary: The next step is to the fawtly thread when they're not looking.He wouldn't dare, we'd sign him up for gerbil of the month club. The address to paizo is on the website.This is a pet peeve of mine.
It is duct tape. For sealing ducts.
Hey, some of us like to tape ducks together. What we do in private is none of your damn business!
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It is also a proper name for a brand of said tape.
Whom I used to do marketing for. Which is why I mentioned them.
We would have to send the duck tape separately.gary: The next step is to the fawtly thread when they're not looking.He wouldn't dare, we'd sign him up for gerbil of the month club. The address to paizo is on the website.This is a pet peeve of mine.
It is duct tape. For sealing ducts.
No pet peeves. We're weighing gerbils vs puppies vs. glow-in-the-dark kittens. Guess which one is in the lead?
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gary: hey does anybody know if sick days roll over?
gary: like, can i teach them to do tricks?
liz: I'm pretty sure you can teach sick days to play dead.
lissa: That's what personal days are for.
Reminds me of the time I called off of work and since I had used up all of my sick days I just called and told them I was dead.
They didn't buy it.
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Hooray!Neither! We'd be able to get a new totally awesome kitty just for Paizo!Ooh! Please do! That might help convince the boss to let us have an office cat!But, Sara...which of our cats gets to be the office cat? We both have super friendly kitties...
You guys want I should send y'all our cat Paizo?
'Cause I will... GLADLY.
I'm a really big fan of kobolds. I've been longing for a vicious, nasty kobold avatar pretty much since the day I started. This was the first one that fit the bill nicely that wasn't already in use.
Hmm. An accountant who's also a kobold fan... A particular webcomic springs to mind here, here, here and here.
Kitten golem!Well, at least now I know what image will be haunting my sleeping mind tonight.
You need some nice soothing Cyriak videos to help you have sweet dreams.