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Gary you know what, all the curdled dairy products. give them to me on this salad
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Gary yes. this is the cheese salad
Mmmm, deep fried cheese curds.
Look at the size of that thing...
redacted: Is it appropriate to give a boob window curtains?
just how big are those demons!
Let us take that famous early 90s Wonderbra advert.
Let us replace Eva Herzegovina with Iggwilv.
Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager
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gary: it's possible adding another [technical jargon] might've also flipped that bit
redacted: huh
redacted: okay, I had just [more technical jargon] originally
gary: shouldn't matter but apparently might?
redacted: I’ll do it the weird way then
redacted: just to be sure
gary: bugs
redacted: much like the spider on my porch, I’ll give these bugs some space and hope they leave me alone and don’t lay eggs in my pillowcase
cort: Seems fair, and faintly horrible.
redacted: thank you for looking into it
redacted: was worried I’d done something stupid
gary: hmmm let's see, redacted doing something stupid or a bug
gary: which is more likely
gary: imma haveta go with bug
redacted: well hey now
gary: you can adopt that as your basic triage strategy
redacted: I’ve totally not ever taken down the whole site or anything >.>
gary: shoot, if you haven't done that yet it must be your first day
redacted: and after typing that a bunch of stuff on my desk fell
redacted: I think it’s the ghost of former bugs
redacted: bugs past? or do I have to wait until after Thanksgiving for the christmas cautionary tales?
katina: that's illegal in most places.
Paizo is diversifying their operations?
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Christopher Get a photo frame and load it with outdoor images. You can pretend it's a window.
Gary tried that but i kept flying into it
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tanis: sending hugs to all of customer service
gary: my hug got bent in shipping, paizo is the worst!!!
sara marie: is your hug still useable
gary: it's a little sticky
ashley: psh, the stickiness is a feature not a defect gary.
katina: We do not have a current timeline for when we will be receiving more hugs from our distributors.
sara marie: wait
sara marie: gary, tanis sent customer service hugs
sara marie: not you
sara marie: did you get mine?
gary: I'M NOT SENDING IT BACK
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Sara Marie: Here goes nothin'!
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Whoops.
My hug started out fine...but then got uncomfortably weird.
Christopher: Nothing makes bad decisions more exciting than MOAR SPEED!
Gary: hey that's how i got into this problem in the first place!
Gary: knew i shouldn't buy pick-me-ups at truckstops
*debates about making Paul Walker joke*
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Katina: Such positive. Very encourage. Much wow.
So comic sans.
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Robot Chris: imagine the sailor scout transformation animation
Robot Chris: except with hammers and knives
Robot Chris: that’s what’s happening here
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Katina: "Psst! Incognito mode (Ctrl+Shift+N) may come in handy next time."
Katina: Dear google, i'm not clearing my browsing history for THAT reason
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[redacted]: I believe the tech team mascot is caltrops.
LEGO? they make good caltrops when not used to build other weapons.
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Cats?
Software Developer
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Katina: Does that mean that there's gonna be a generation of kids who are 'experimenting with vaccinations"?
Katina: Like, they sneak out of school with some friends to get their flu shots at the nearby Walgreens?
Katina: and then they get grounded when they get caught
Ashley: oh yeah! you want to get those vaccines?! SIT DOWN BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO MAKE YOU GET ALL OF THEM!
redacted: I’ll do it the weird way then
redacted: just to be sure
I'm a bit late but... I really like this strategy.
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Redacted: Sometimes it seems like “NSFW” is some sort of challenge here...because safe for work is relative in this office.
Redacted: Sometimes it seems like “NSFW” is some sort of challenge here...because safe for work is relative in this office.
We need part of the website that is not conforming to PG requirements of the rest of the site, so you can share safe-for-work-when-in-Paizo-office materials.
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Katina Tell him you made an unbreakable vow.