Granted...unfortunately you were realized how bad of an idea it was when you restarted time and realized you were 80 years old.
I wish I could stop time, EXCLUDING MYSELF, and didn't start aging until time for everyone else resumed.
Granted, You cease to exist on this Time line.
I wish for control of the entire universe.
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Granted...Your drivers license now says REALLY Happy.
I wish I had my 4th GM Star
Granted. You find a 4th GM, now that your 1st, 2nd and 3rd GMs have kicked you out. For some reason, it's a girl named Star.
I wish for the end of the universe.
Bam! Granted, according to your perspective, or to be more accurate, for you.
I wish that I was the king of dance.
Granted...except the answer is always lucky7 has a banana.
I wish that Star is a redhead.
Granted...unfortunately your rigged dice are discovered and you are banned by Mike Brock himself.
I wish I people would craft songs celebrating my badassness.
Granted. It is Diarrhea.
I wish I could quit this thread.
Granted! But you'll miss the episode where lucky7 proposes to his banana.
I wish I had a DVR for that.
Granted...unfortunately it's filled with Barney...and you forgot how to delete it.
I wish my DVR would have unlimited HD capacity.
Time to go old school.
Granted. It now has infinite mass, thereby destroying the universe at the speed of light. Starting with you.
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granted, you turn into a bat, but with a human head.
I wish my wishes were not twisted.
Granted, but upon uttering your wish, the very fabric of reality is sundered and your immortal soul explodes from the fleshy prison of your mortal body in the form of a massive green dragon. Now holding all power in the universe, you instantaneously know all, become all, and become bored of being in a matter of seconds as you have experienced all time, in every possible circumstance, backwards and forwards in the time it took to blink.
You divide your soul into 7 mystical dragon balls and scatter them across the world... Vowing to grant the wish of anyone who finds all the dragon balls.
I wish I wish I had a fish.
granted. I give you a plankton. hope that is fishy enough for you.
I wish for my house to be made of indestructable bedrock.
Granted. There is just the problem of indestructable bedrock being kind of radioactive.
I wish Superman would invade Nicaragua.
ok, he also invades the rest of the world. sadly for you, he had a grudge agianst demilitches.
I wish for a space laser.
ok. but whenever I vote for someone, they lose. TASTE MY CURSE!!!!
I wish for a non-death star space laser.
Granted! You get a non-death-star-space-laser-pointer.
I wish I had cat that could travel intergalactic without getting hurt.
Granted... eventually.
I wish that EA's Origin DRM didn't suck.
Granted. EA's DRM now blows instead.
I wish EA would remove their DRM.
ok, but you are now afriad of everything else.
I wish for a rocketship made out of bacon.
Granted, but it burns up to a crisp when you attempt to launch it.
I wish I looked more mature.
Granted. You now don't look a day above a hundred and twelve.
I wish I had four fully functional arms and everyone thought that was cool.
ok, but it is at a loss of your legs and your head chitin.
I wish I had a rocketship made out of bacon that will not burn up at high speeds.
Granted. It doesn't burn up. It just smells delicious and gets eaten by the crew.
I wish.
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The angry looking man with the long dotted nose bites you.
I wish the government left the trees in my neighborhood alone.
Granted...but instead of cutting them down, the move all of the houses in your neighborhood to the desert.
I wish I would have taken the blue pill
ok, but they do not leave the houses alone.
I wish for bacon.
ok, turns out the blue pill was arsnic. good luck.
I wish I wasn't ninja'd
ok, you get a fresh, delicious cookie made out of the last black powder chocobo that lives in the wild. Or should I say lived.
I wish for a space laser that vaporizes anyone who tries to ninja me.
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Granted! Sadly, everyone in our "outfit" but me and you are burned. HEy Squidward! Hey. Hey Squidward!
I wish Flo Rida would get out of my Olly Murs song.
Granted! Florida is nuked from orbit. It was the only way to be sure.
I wish I had more time for System Shock 2 and Zafehouse Diaries.
Granted, are now an incredibly skilled and savvy superhero with access to vast financial resources, women in spandex and a cool theme song. You usher in an er*CLANG*
I wish I knew what that was.
granted. You are granted memic badass cred on par with chuck norris... in the eyes of your next door neighbor. everyone else thinks he's crazy.
I wish my ears would stop bleeding.
Granted - However, the ones who consider it better are Twilight fans.
I wish I had an angel...