Granted, but you will have to spend every day on the forum so you make sure you are the 4000th post.
I wish I had more patients.
Granted! However, if used together the wearer goes instantly and incurably blind.
I wish that whoever keeps knocking my rubbish bins over gets what's coming to them.
Granted! All exams are compiled into one day, and you over sleep on that day.
I wish I had more coffee.
You feel no shame at all while shopping, you only start feeling the shame when you the ridiculous and very expensive stuff you bougth can't be returned.
I wish my neigbours would be quiet so I could sleep.
ok, but everyone hates you for it, and you are burned that the stake until you turn into bacon grese.
i wish for tarantulas!
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Granted! Welcome to the war, soldier.
I wish there were no more war.
You have the power to steal someone's beard and put in on your faces. Vikings don't like it when you steal their beards.
I wish I knew how to pick a lock.
granted. unfortunately, whenever you try it the police show up. even if you're five hundred kilometers from the nearest police station.
I wish for lasers.
Granted, lazers everywhere. Burning lazers, lazer security systems, lazerpointers, and lots and lots of lazershows.
I wish the world wasn't turned into one big disco.
Granted. See you on sunday, 1 o'clock sharp. You'll have to organize your own travel though.
I wish that I was a superhero. or a supervillan, I'm not that fussy.
Granted. All your birthday wishes come true, including those ones you made when you were little. Have fun.
I wish that I was more inventive about corrupting wishes.
granted, sadly, while you are hiking, your are crushed by a meteor.
I wish for a 20 pounds of highly enriched uranium.
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Your wish is granted. The FBI descends upon you as soon as you get it and send you to Guantanamo Bay for a nice long vacation.
I wish for a personal spaceship that actually flies.
your wish is granted, and it flies great, it gets ten thousand miles to the soul.... gallon I ment gallon... you believe me.
I wish that I could get an increse in monitary pay and tenure without an increse in work, or responcibility.
You get the tickets, but you can't go because you couldn't get out of going to Charlie Bell's funeral.
I wish I could think straight.
Granted you're now a famous bank robber with a bag of money and surrounded by cops.
I wish I had sumperman's powers.
Granted but you're living on a planet under a red sun.
I wish xbox live was free.
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granted but unfortunatly, as a result network traffic goes way up, and microsoft, seeing that they no longer get any profit for doing so, stop devoting resources to updating the network hardware or software and the network takes forever to load, microsoft soon drops the feature entiely.
I wish that people would actually corupt the wishes in a way that could be legitimantly construed as a result of granting the wish, as opposed to simply adding an additional thing they tack on afterwords.
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Granted, but now I feel bad as a direct result of your wish.
I wish I had magical universe-bending powers.
granted but you can only bend magical universes, sadly the one you live in does not qualify as such.
I wish I could legitimantly win a mixed martial arts tournament, without becoming injured in any way.
Granted but there was no honor in it as all of your competitors forfeited.
I wish I could score the winning goal in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup.
Granted, you are now in the pillow league which is empty of challenge for you...
I wish I could speak mandarin as well as english
Granted and your wish soons turns to drinking, smoking and general rebel rousing and ends up in jail at a very young age.
I wish Firefly was still on the air.
Granted, the network approves a Firefly Enterprise mash up.
I wish Republicans would stop trying to mix religion with politics
Granted. Unfortunately, with the separation of church and state the republicans become marginally more reasonable and likeable, thus making comedians and satirists feel bad about making fun of them and backing off.
I wish I'd raised more money for the world's greatest shave charity.
Granted. Seasonal rot kicks in and it ends up as just another bad Sci-Fi airing repeats every other evening.
I wish I didn't have to corrupt wishes about the Firefly television show.
Granted, I'll do it.
I wish my live in girlfriend was into gaming.
