Granted! You find a new DM who loves running romantic fantasy instead.
I wish I had a use for all those Blue Rose books.
You build a nest out of them, but every time you invite people over they start reading it and never leave.
I wish my players would take better notes while playing my dungeon
granted, you get hooked and can never stop, even to drink. 3 days later you die of dehidration.
I wish my diamind sword didn't just fall into lava
granted, you get hooked and can never stop, even to drink. 3 days later you die of dehidration.
I wish my diamond sword didn't just fall into lava
Granted, it was thrown.
I wish hobbs adolfin didn't think it was me who threw it.
I don't know, but all of my friends on minecraft know. they put TNT all around your house.
I wish the server didn't have greifing turned off.
Granted. The server turns griefing on. You get hundreds of messages harassing you every second for as long as you're online.
I wish the "Last one to post wins" thread ends.
Granted! It ends but unfortunately the continuation of that thread was the only thing keeping the great old ones in their slumber and we all die in unspeakable madness.
I wish the great old ones weren't so great or old.
ok, they turn into the young and not great but still very powerful ones and destroy you anyways.
I wish for a pear
ok, none of the wishes you ever made on this thread cease to exist. but then I wouldn't have posted this, and a giant space-time rupture brings a black hole to earth, killing everyone. thanks alot
I wish black holes didn't exist.
it hits a million dollors. then the servers crash, and all the money is lost.
I wish for a personal tank
It gets all the way to canada, then you die because hobbsadadolfin is saving dolfins and orcas.
To quote a kid at the museum I work in:
I wish for a zombie invasion.
I stop. then I start agian. Also, what girlfriend? I know you don't have one.
I wish Little Skylark would stop refering to things that happened in other threads.
Granted! He now only makes self referential posts.
I wish Seattle wasn't so cold this morning.
ok, its 90 degrees. celsius. everyone dies of heat stroke.
I wish for another pear.
Granted! You get a pear, applied creatively to your anatomy.
I wish hobbsdadolfin had a third pear.
ok, I eat a magical pair that gives me the power to shoot lasers out of my eyes and I melt your house.
I wish for a new thermometer. my old one broke in the Seattle heat wave.
You get a new one but it works the other way around.
It adjusts the outside themperature to the number its showing, and it likes to do calculate random stuf.
I wish my spelling corrector would work
fine, but it goes into overload. it will fix everything, and not let you change it back, even if it is not what you wanted it to be fixed to.
I wish I had a teleporter.
Granted! It means you should ask Little Skylark on a date instead of hobbs.
I wish I was a better matchmaker.
Granted, your matches are used to start forest fires. By the way there were some guys with badges walking around looking for you.
I wish I knew what to do next being stuck here is getting old.
"Because we want to" - Billie, although that may involve mental hospitals.
I wish I'd win form my brother at Rummikub.
Granted. You get the form of your brother when you next play Rummikub.
I wish the RPG industry was the biggest after Big energy.
Granted. It turns out, however, that 93% of the player base are worshipers of the Old Gods, yet unaware they're just playing Lovecraft-themed games. They also provide power in exchange for sacrifices.
I wish people would stop trying to deny my rightful victory in "Last one to post wins".
Granted, they trie but fail, and sadly are right in denying it.
I wish no one else had my avatar.
Granted! Here. You're welcome.
I wish I would stop buying PS3 games so I can afford my Pathfinder books.
Granted!
Run, Just Run: Steam has a 90% off sale for the entire year, staring in the year 3000.
Trinite: Your wife ends up having to pick up her friend at 3 am instead and a snowstorm moves in at 2.
I wish I could find a beard trimmer that works.
Granted. It is. For both the days that remain of it.
I wish my pillow was fluffed, cool and just hard enough.
Granted! But Sissyl pulls a gat and the bullets fly. Kyros is arrested for masterminding the whole thing.
I wish I was shot first.
granted but the bullet hits you in the foot.
I wish I aimed a bit higher.
Granted!
you rule Lower Canada from 1800 to 1801.
I wish for nothing.