
Merisiel Sillvari |

Not to put words in the mouth of an esteemed elven rogue, but I personally believe that those do not qualify as bats. They seem instead to be more balls of cuddly fluff that happen to have wings; any vague and distant resemblance to bats would obviously be coincidental.
They're bats. They're foul and nasty and gross and blood-crazed and swimming in vermin and all primed to get tangled in my hair.

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Dakkyrn wrote:Not to put words in the mouth of an esteemed elven rogue, but I personally believe that those do not qualify as bats. They seem instead to be more balls of cuddly fluff that happen to have wings; any vague and distant resemblance to bats would obviously be coincidental.They're bats. They're foul and nasty and gross and blood-crazed and swimming in vermin and all primed to get tangled in my hair.
Have you ever asked Lini to put an Anti-Bat Aura on you or something similar?

Merisiel Sillvari |

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Have you ever asked Lini to put an Anti-Bat Aura on you or something similar?Dakkyrn wrote:Not to put words in the mouth of an esteemed elven rogue, but I personally believe that those do not qualify as bats. They seem instead to be more balls of cuddly fluff that happen to have wings; any vague and distant resemblance to bats would obviously be coincidental.They're bats. They're foul and nasty and gross and blood-crazed and swimming in vermin and all primed to get tangled in my hair.
Yes.

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Rysky wrote:Yes.Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Have you ever asked Lini to put an Anti-Bat Aura on you or something similar?Dakkyrn wrote:Not to put words in the mouth of an esteemed elven rogue, but I personally believe that those do not qualify as bats. They seem instead to be more balls of cuddly fluff that happen to have wings; any vague and distant resemblance to bats would obviously be coincidental.They're bats. They're foul and nasty and gross and blood-crazed and swimming in vermin and all primed to get tangled in my hair.
How'd that turn out?

Merisiel Sillvari |

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:How'd that turn out?Rysky wrote:Yes.Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Have you ever asked Lini to put an Anti-Bat Aura on you or something similar?Dakkyrn wrote:Not to put words in the mouth of an esteemed elven rogue, but I personally believe that those do not qualify as bats. They seem instead to be more balls of cuddly fluff that happen to have wings; any vague and distant resemblance to bats would obviously be coincidental.They're bats. They're foul and nasty and gross and blood-crazed and swimming in vermin and all primed to get tangled in my hair.
Delightfully.

The NPC |

The NPC wrote:It wasn't obvious? Huh.Merisiel Sillvari wrote:So why did you call Valeros a beast?The NPC wrote:I lived it. Don't need to read it.Dear Merisial Sillvari,
Are you familiar with the comic about you and your friends/meat shields/accomplices? If so have you read it?
I admit to certain amount of skimming but considering your similar temperaments it seems odd coming from you.

Merisiel Sillvari |

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:I admit to certain amount of skimming but considering your similar temperaments it seems odd coming from you.The NPC wrote:It wasn't obvious? Huh.Merisiel Sillvari wrote:So why did you call Valeros a beast?The NPC wrote:I lived it. Don't need to read it.Dear Merisial Sillvari,
Are you familiar with the comic about you and your friends/meat shields/accomplices? If so have you read it?
And perhaps that's the joke?

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Dakkyrn wrote:Not to put words in the mouth of an esteemed elven rogue, but I personally believe that those do not qualify as bats. They seem instead to be more balls of cuddly fluff that happen to have wings; any vague and distant resemblance to bats would obviously be coincidental.They're bats. They're foul and nasty and gross and blood-crazed and swimming in vermin and all primed to get tangled in my hair.
How do you feel about rich men who fight crime at night while dressed up as bats?

Merisiel Sillvari |

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:How do you feel about rich men who fight crime at night while dressed up as bats?Dakkyrn wrote:Not to put words in the mouth of an esteemed elven rogue, but I personally believe that those do not qualify as bats. They seem instead to be more balls of cuddly fluff that happen to have wings; any vague and distant resemblance to bats would obviously be coincidental.They're bats. They're foul and nasty and gross and blood-crazed and swimming in vermin and all primed to get tangled in my hair.
They're crazy and not to be trusted.

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Archpaladin Zousha wrote:They're crazy and not to be trusted.Merisiel Sillvari wrote:How do you feel about rich men who fight crime at night while dressed up as bats?Dakkyrn wrote:Not to put words in the mouth of an esteemed elven rogue, but I personally believe that those do not qualify as bats. They seem instead to be more balls of cuddly fluff that happen to have wings; any vague and distant resemblance to bats would obviously be coincidental.They're bats. They're foul and nasty and gross and blood-crazed and swimming in vermin and all primed to get tangled in my hair.
Not even when they save the city from insane killer clowns?

Merisiel Sillvari |

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:So how are Elven babies like?Voyd211 wrote:Have you ever met any baby goblins?
What did you think of them, if so?
They're gross and nasty.
Kinda like human babies, but toothier and slightly louder.
I honestly couldn't tell you. I've actually never seen one.

Merisiel Sillvari |

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Not even when they save the city from insane killer clowns?Archpaladin Zousha wrote:They're crazy and not to be trusted.Merisiel Sillvari wrote:How do you feel about rich men who fight crime at night while dressed up as bats?Dakkyrn wrote:Not to put words in the mouth of an esteemed elven rogue, but I personally believe that those do not qualify as bats. They seem instead to be more balls of cuddly fluff that happen to have wings; any vague and distant resemblance to bats would obviously be coincidental.They're bats. They're foul and nasty and gross and blood-crazed and swimming in vermin and all primed to get tangled in my hair.
Wait.
They do that?

mathpro18 |
Archpaladin Zousha wrote:Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Not even when they save the city from insane killer clowns?Archpaladin Zousha wrote:They're crazy and not to be trusted.Merisiel Sillvari wrote:How do you feel about rich men who fight crime at night while dressed up as bats?Dakkyrn wrote:Not to put words in the mouth of an esteemed elven rogue, but I personally believe that those do not qualify as bats. They seem instead to be more balls of cuddly fluff that happen to have wings; any vague and distant resemblance to bats would obviously be coincidental.They're bats. They're foul and nasty and gross and blood-crazed and swimming in vermin and all primed to get tangled in my hair.Wait.
They do that?
Here they do...well at least we have fiction dedicated to someone who does.

The NPC |

Dear Merisiel Sillvari,
I hear you and Harsk are going to be having a child. Congratulations! Have you thought of name for the child yet? Something withoutout an -iel at the end maybe? Just a thought. Will Harsk be the primary care giver? I hope the gestation and waiting won't be too harsh on you, but imagine the satisfaction you'll have teaching the ambiguously haired child to throw daggers and shank a mark. Again congratulations!

Merisiel Sillvari |

Dear Merisiel Sillvari,
I hear you and Harsk are going to be having a child. Congratulations! Have you thought of name for the child yet? Something withoutout an -iel at the end maybe? Just a thought. Will Harsk be the primary care giver? I hope the gestation and waiting won't be too harsh on you, but imagine the satisfaction you'll have teaching the ambiguously haired child to throw daggers and shank a mark. Again congratulations!
stab

Merisiel Sillvari |

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:What about the Pipefox?Voyd211 wrote:Have you ever met any creatures that you found cute?
Cute like puppies, not like Kyra.
(no answering with an animal, that's cheating)
Absolutely.
Top five that come to mind first:
pseudodragon
lyrakin
sprite
baby chimeras
pards
Those are cute too but they did not come to my mind in the first five slots, therefore I did not list them.