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The NPC wrote:

Dear Merisial Sillvari,

Are you familiar with the comic about you and your friends/meat shields/accomplices? If so have you read it?

I lived it. Don't need to read it.


Dakkyrn wrote:
Not to put words in the mouth of an esteemed elven rogue, but I personally believe that those do not qualify as bats. They seem instead to be more balls of cuddly fluff that happen to have wings; any vague and distant resemblance to bats would obviously be coincidental.

They're bats. They're foul and nasty and gross and blood-crazed and swimming in vermin and all primed to get tangled in my hair.

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Companion, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Dakkyrn wrote:
Not to put words in the mouth of an esteemed elven rogue, but I personally believe that those do not qualify as bats. They seem instead to be more balls of cuddly fluff that happen to have wings; any vague and distant resemblance to bats would obviously be coincidental.
They're bats. They're foul and nasty and gross and blood-crazed and swimming in vermin and all primed to get tangled in my hair.

Have you ever asked Lini to put an Anti-Bat Aura on you or something similar?


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
The NPC wrote:

Dear Merisial Sillvari,

Are you familiar with the comic about you and your friends/meat shields/accomplices? If so have you read it?

I lived it. Don't need to read it.

So why did you call Valeros a beast?


Rysky wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Dakkyrn wrote:
Not to put words in the mouth of an esteemed elven rogue, but I personally believe that those do not qualify as bats. They seem instead to be more balls of cuddly fluff that happen to have wings; any vague and distant resemblance to bats would obviously be coincidental.
They're bats. They're foul and nasty and gross and blood-crazed and swimming in vermin and all primed to get tangled in my hair.
Have you ever asked Lini to put an Anti-Bat Aura on you or something similar?

Yes.


The NPC wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
The NPC wrote:

Dear Merisial Sillvari,

Are you familiar with the comic about you and your friends/meat shields/accomplices? If so have you read it?

I lived it. Don't need to read it.
So why did you call Valeros a beast?

It wasn't obvious? Huh.

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Companion, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Dakkyrn wrote:
Not to put words in the mouth of an esteemed elven rogue, but I personally believe that those do not qualify as bats. They seem instead to be more balls of cuddly fluff that happen to have wings; any vague and distant resemblance to bats would obviously be coincidental.
They're bats. They're foul and nasty and gross and blood-crazed and swimming in vermin and all primed to get tangled in my hair.
Have you ever asked Lini to put an Anti-Bat Aura on you or something similar?
Yes.

How'd that turn out?


Rysky wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Dakkyrn wrote:
Not to put words in the mouth of an esteemed elven rogue, but I personally believe that those do not qualify as bats. They seem instead to be more balls of cuddly fluff that happen to have wings; any vague and distant resemblance to bats would obviously be coincidental.
They're bats. They're foul and nasty and gross and blood-crazed and swimming in vermin and all primed to get tangled in my hair.
Have you ever asked Lini to put an Anti-Bat Aura on you or something similar?
Yes.
How'd that turn out?

Delightfully.


Is Valeros the type of guy that sticks around until the girl is done, or does rush to his own pleasure?


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
The NPC wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
The NPC wrote:

Dear Merisial Sillvari,

Are you familiar with the comic about you and your friends/meat shields/accomplices? If so have you read it?

I lived it. Don't need to read it.
So why did you call Valeros a beast?
It wasn't obvious? Huh.

I admit to certain amount of skimming but considering your similar temperaments it seems odd coming from you.


Tels wrote:
Is Valeros the type of guy that sticks around until the girl is done, or does rush to his own pleasure?

That's a great question...

...for Valeros!


The NPC wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
The NPC wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
The NPC wrote:

Dear Merisial Sillvari,

Are you familiar with the comic about you and your friends/meat shields/accomplices? If so have you read it?

I lived it. Don't need to read it.
So why did you call Valeros a beast?
It wasn't obvious? Huh.
I admit to certain amount of skimming but considering your similar temperaments it seems odd coming from you.

And perhaps that's the joke?


Have you ever met any baby goblins?

What did you think of them, if so?

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Companion, Lost Omens, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Dakkyrn wrote:
Not to put words in the mouth of an esteemed elven rogue, but I personally believe that those do not qualify as bats. They seem instead to be more balls of cuddly fluff that happen to have wings; any vague and distant resemblance to bats would obviously be coincidental.
They're bats. They're foul and nasty and gross and blood-crazed and swimming in vermin and all primed to get tangled in my hair.

How do you feel about rich men who fight crime at night while dressed up as bats?

Dark Archive

Meri, have you ever seen/fought Baba Yaga?


Voyd211 wrote:

Have you ever met any baby goblins?

What did you think of them, if so?

They're gross and nasty.

Kinda like human babies, but toothier and slightly louder.


Archpaladin Zousha wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Dakkyrn wrote:
Not to put words in the mouth of an esteemed elven rogue, but I personally believe that those do not qualify as bats. They seem instead to be more balls of cuddly fluff that happen to have wings; any vague and distant resemblance to bats would obviously be coincidental.
They're bats. They're foul and nasty and gross and blood-crazed and swimming in vermin and all primed to get tangled in my hair.
How do you feel about rich men who fight crime at night while dressed up as bats?

They're crazy and not to be trusted.


ulgulanoth wrote:
Meri, have you ever seen/fought Baba Yaga?

Nope. No plans to either.


What races have you seen as infants?

Newly hatched kobolds are one of those creatures that are adorable terrors. Like platypi.


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Voyd211 wrote:

Have you ever met any baby goblins?

What did you think of them, if so?

They're gross and nasty.

Kinda like human babies, but toothier and slightly louder.

So how are Elven babies like?

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Companion, Lost Omens, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Archpaladin Zousha wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Dakkyrn wrote:
Not to put words in the mouth of an esteemed elven rogue, but I personally believe that those do not qualify as bats. They seem instead to be more balls of cuddly fluff that happen to have wings; any vague and distant resemblance to bats would obviously be coincidental.
They're bats. They're foul and nasty and gross and blood-crazed and swimming in vermin and all primed to get tangled in my hair.
How do you feel about rich men who fight crime at night while dressed up as bats?
They're crazy and not to be trusted.

Not even when they save the city from insane killer clowns?


Voyd211 wrote:

What races have you seen as infants?

Newly hatched kobolds are one of those creatures that are adorable terrors. Like platypi.

A lot. Most of them are gross. Not a fan of babies.


John Kretzer wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Voyd211 wrote:

Have you ever met any baby goblins?

What did you think of them, if so?

They're gross and nasty.

Kinda like human babies, but toothier and slightly louder.

So how are Elven babies like?

I honestly couldn't tell you. I've actually never seen one.


Archpaladin Zousha wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Archpaladin Zousha wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Dakkyrn wrote:
Not to put words in the mouth of an esteemed elven rogue, but I personally believe that those do not qualify as bats. They seem instead to be more balls of cuddly fluff that happen to have wings; any vague and distant resemblance to bats would obviously be coincidental.
They're bats. They're foul and nasty and gross and blood-crazed and swimming in vermin and all primed to get tangled in my hair.
How do you feel about rich men who fight crime at night while dressed up as bats?
They're crazy and not to be trusted.
Not even when they save the city from insane killer clowns?

Wait.

They do that?


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Archpaladin Zousha wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Archpaladin Zousha wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Dakkyrn wrote:
Not to put words in the mouth of an esteemed elven rogue, but I personally believe that those do not qualify as bats. They seem instead to be more balls of cuddly fluff that happen to have wings; any vague and distant resemblance to bats would obviously be coincidental.
They're bats. They're foul and nasty and gross and blood-crazed and swimming in vermin and all primed to get tangled in my hair.
How do you feel about rich men who fight crime at night while dressed up as bats?
They're crazy and not to be trusted.
Not even when they save the city from insane killer clowns?

Wait.

They do that?

Here they do...well at least we have fiction dedicated to someone who does.


Dear Merisiel Sillvari,

I hear you and Harsk are going to be having a child. Congratulations! Have you thought of name for the child yet? Something withoutout an -iel at the end maybe? Just a thought. Will Harsk be the primary care giver? I hope the gestation and waiting won't be too harsh on you, but imagine the satisfaction you'll have teaching the ambiguously haired child to throw daggers and shank a mark. Again congratulations!


Pathfinder Adventure Subscriber

*finds a tower shield to hide behind when the daggers start flying*


The NPC wrote:

Dear Merisiel Sillvari,

I hear you and Harsk are going to be having a child. Congratulations! Have you thought of name for the child yet? Something withoutout an -iel at the end maybe? Just a thought. Will Harsk be the primary care giver? I hope the gestation and waiting won't be too harsh on you, but imagine the satisfaction you'll have teaching the ambiguously haired child to throw daggers and shank a mark. Again congratulations!

stab


*Trusts Merisiel not to miss and stands in the open*


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
stab

Why?! *Splurt splurt* Was it the comment about the hair? *gurgle gurgle* Ugh...

Dark Archive

Meri, talking about stabbing people, whats your favourite organ to stab?

Also which spell do you fear the most?


Though Harskiel... does have a certain je ne sais quoi...


What languages do you speak?


ulgulanoth wrote:

Meri, talking about stabbing people, whats your favourite organ to stab?

Also which spell do you fear the most?

Depends on the person. And the situation.

Dominate person.


John Kretzer wrote:
What languages do you speak?

Common and Elven. Been meaning to pick up Varisian, but never got around to it.

Dark Archive

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
2) I dont rob people. Anymore.

Is this the perfect setup for the " ... or any less." joke?


Have you ever met any creatures that you found cute?

Cute like puppies, not like Kyra.

(no answering with an animal, that's cheating)


ulgulanoth wrote:
Also which spell do you fear the most?
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Dominate person.

*innocently* So... Dominate Monster is not as fearsome?

*starts casting*


*starts singing a countersong*

Dark Archive

Meri of the iconics who is given the task of "dealing with the ooze" ?

also i have a gray ooze in a jar, want it?

Creative Director

Voyd211 wrote:

Have you ever met any creatures that you found cute?

Cute like puppies, not like Kyra.

(no answering with an animal, that's cheating)

Absolutely.

Top five that come to mind first:

pseudodragon
lyrakin
sprite
baby chimeras
pards


Lelyrin wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
Also which spell do you fear the most?
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Dominate person.

*innocently* So... Dominate Monster is not as fearsome?

*starts casting*

No, but only just barely, and only because it's less common.


ulgulanoth wrote:

Meri of the iconics who is given the task of "dealing with the ooze" ?

also i have a gray ooze in a jar, want it?

Eeew. no

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Companion, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Voyd211 wrote:

Have you ever met any creatures that you found cute?

Cute like puppies, not like Kyra.

(no answering with an animal, that's cheating)

Absolutely.

Top five that come to mind first:

pseudodragon
lyrakin
sprite
baby chimeras
pards

What about the Pipefox?

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Companion, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

How do you feel about fans drawing erotica of you?


Rysky wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Voyd211 wrote:

Have you ever met any creatures that you found cute?

Cute like puppies, not like Kyra.

(no answering with an animal, that's cheating)

Absolutely.

Top five that come to mind first:

pseudodragon
lyrakin
sprite
baby chimeras
pards

What about the Pipefox?

Those are cute too but they did not come to my mind in the first five slots, therefore I did not list them.

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

As a followup, what does the pipefox say?


Misroi wrote:
As a followup, what does the pipefox say?

"Meme" is another language I don't speak.


Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Misroi wrote:
As a followup, what does the pipefox say?
"Meme" is another language I don't speak.

So I shouldn't go asking you about any arrows in the knee? :P

I have to ask, though; are baby chimerae as adorable as the artwork we've seen of one looks?


Do you think it's possible to raise a chimera cub to be good?

Say, if Kyra or Seelah found one orphaned.

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