As am I, John Kretzer. John Kretzer is who I am. Most definitely.
I hate that guy. ;)
This thread is illogical.
HOORAH
AH HAHAHAHAHAH!
<force choke>
So many sock puppets, so little time.
Hippeh.
We have all the time in the world...
Your attic is feeling underappreciated...
...!
Two or more.
Right, as that's better.
Hippeh.
Ah reckon'.
Ayup.
Oh,
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I don't know what's going on in this thread, but what I do know is that JMD031 guy is winning.
I thought I killed this thread already.
Hello ladies.
Do you want your man to be as handsome as me?
Well he can't.
But he can certainly post like me by posting in this thread.
This depresses me.
You should be depressed because you can never be as handsome as me.
But fear not, because you can smell like me.*whistles Old Spice theme*
WHAT AM THIS?
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honk.
Well, I hope this thread doesn't gain sentience like the last one.
So what's all this then?
I don't know, but I saw it move.
In my day, one of the most amazing things happened. You see, I was a little kid in a small town on the coast. So this ship comes in, and a ton of tourists visit. This being after the war, we didn't have umbrellas, so instead we held up newspapers when it rained. The town's newspaper was on the verge of shutting down, due to bad economy. Man, those days were harsh...
Bow chika HONK HONK!
Did somebody call for an eldritch abomination?
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Funny you should mention that. I remember that once, when I was a kid, There was a boy in my school who called for an eldritch abomination. This boy was the son of one of the teachers, and this teacher had a pretty special teaching style. What he did was he made you answer your own questions, twice. Damn, I hated it when he did that...
*Sigh*
Nope, no calls for an eldritch abomination. Just as there have been no calls for a Spanish Inquisition...
What is love?
Meh, I don't care for inquisitors anyway. They're too stringy and the bits get caught in your subvernal intestine.
Then stop passing notes in class.
*taps ruler on desk*
I do what I want! You have problem?!
Howdie dowdie do da day!
Bbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
*Sigh*
Nope, no calls for an eldritch abomination. Just as there have been no calls for a Spanish Inquisition...
That's because no one expects the Spanish Inquisitor.
. . .
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude....
Sweet!