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Both or you and bad breath for the win.


*Looks at the cat*

Neat trick.


Powdered Toast Man is banned for pointing his butticks in our directiona nd definitely for not bringing extra toilet paper.


Howdie dowdie do da day!


Brush your teeth then drink OJ. It's a taste you'll never forget.

Oh yes, Morning Orthos!


Tri-Ω-ZERO wrote:
favorite weapon?

No, favorite dragon.


The Crawling Chaos, found in the women'a appeal dept, only at Wal mart.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I forget. Which Monster comes around on Thursdays?

I do.


Are Moray Eels allowed? I promise not to bite.


I can breath into the bowl again if you want. All in favor raise a hand, a foot or a tail. Tom, you can't raise any limb, so you'll need to levitate under your own power.


Mr.Fishy wrote:
Thank you Green Breath Guy it was a little crowded in here with a 1000+ post in here. Not to mention all the blue freaks.

Blue, green, whatever.... Just doing my part to see BP up and pumping again despite President Obama, the EPA, and Green Peace.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
I hear Mr. Fishy keeps a decent tank. Oh wait. Nevermind. The Jacks peed in there too.
All the beer I drank had to go somewhere.
Don't forget the bad Mexican food too.
I didn't want to bring that up but the EPA might have to shut down that tank. Man, those burritos were good!

I had twelve!

:::Exhales all over the thread:::

Nothing beats waking a thread with spicy red peppers and bean gas in the morning. I need twelve pack of beer.


Mr.Fishy wrote:
Mr. Fishy's Fan Club has 1001 post! Mr. Fishy would like to thank the non-air breathers that helped him get here. The air breathers...they know where they can go.

stick his head under the water and exhales into the fishes bowl, watches all the dead fish rise to the surface

Just like the Louisiana Gulf, but not BP.


Callous Jack wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
I'm hungry... not Hungry hungry, but hungry hungry...
Wanna frog leg?

:::runs back to Callous Jack, standing on his hind legs, begging for a frog leg:::


Wanders into the thread breathing stench while looking for battered frog's legs.


Frat Jack wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!

*wakes up from last saturday's party*

Urgh...well, I went as uncle feter... beign a robot/golem made it real easy to light the bulb in the mouth

Dude, at least it wasn't in your butt. That would have been a neat trick on Halloween.


Mutants and Masterminds anyone?


Gary Teter wrote:
Kind of a test.

A Rorschach Test


CourtFool wrote:
Pirates tump ninjas.

And smurfs trump ninjas and pirates.

Always.


...it is also a good thing I had Flame Strike prepared.

On the downside, now there's a bunch of angry, homeless squirrels after me.

They'll catch up with you, sonny. Just you wait.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Green_Halitosis wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~wicked grin~ Actually, KC is a Son of a Lich! ~runs~
Man, that was awful.
Us Squirrels don't eat phylacteries. We put them in trees with the rest of the nuts.
Yes they do. It is a good thing I have ranks in Climb.

Trents don't like it when liches climb their bark. Upsets the balance of nature and other stuff. Plus those cold fingers leave awful rashes.


Kruelaid wrote:
Lol, check out the picture of Sean Reynolds.

I've seen that look before. Usually when an illithid is sitting at the dinner table.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~wicked grin~ Actually, KC is a Son of a Lich! ~runs~
Man, that was awful.

Us Squirrels don't eat phylacteries. We put them in trees with the rest of the nuts.


green sea serpent.


[b]Hook (Smurf)[/b}

It doesn't matter what I smurf
So long as I smurf with inflection
That smurfs you feel I'll convey
Some inner smurf or vast reflection
But I've smurfed nothing so far
And I can smurf it up for as long as it takes
And it don't matter who you are
If I'm smurfing my job then it's your resolve that smurfs

Because the smurf brings you back
I ain't smurfin' you no lie
The smurf brings you back
On that you can smurf

There is something a-smurf
I am smurfing insincere
In fact I don't smurf any of this
Still my confession smurfs you near
To smurf the issue I refer
To familiar smurfs from long ago
No matter how much Smurf loved her
What made the Smurf refuse to grow

Because the smurf brings you back
I ain't smurfin' you no lie
The smurf brings you back
On that you can smurf

Smurf it in smurf it in smurf it in
If you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn
Make a desperate smurf or else you'll smurf
And then begin
To smurf
What you're smurfing to me this MTV is not for free
It's so PC it's smurfing me
So desperately I smurf to thee
Of smurf
Sure but also smurf and smurf and smurf and smurf of self
And I can't smurf these feeling on the shelf
I've smurfed well no in fact I smurfed
Could be financial smurfide but I've got too much smurf inside
To smurf or smurf
I'll smurf as I'll smurf and let it smurfed till until I've smurfed
And only then shall I smurf by this tide
Of catchy little smufs
Of hip three minute smurfies
I wanna smurf all your ballons
I wanna smurf of all your cities to the ground
But I've smurfed
I will not smurf around
Unless I smurf then hey
I will smurf on all day
Hear what I smurf
I have a prayer to Smurf
That's really all this was
And when I'm feeling smurf and need a smurf
I don't rely on smurf because

Because the smurf brings you back
I ain't smurfin' you no lie
The smurf brings you back
On that you can smurf


Sevrem wrote:

He who controls the GSL...controls the universe!

And how can this be? Because WotC IS the Quisatz Haderach!
(blaring ToTo guitar/synthesizer solo!)

Where's the Sardaukar shock troops when you need them.

OH!!! Here! Attack my minions!


Trey wrote:


Halved? That leaves me at zero. What's worse is I owe myself money, and I guess now I won't be seeing that again.

lights candle for trey


Aberzombie wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

Here. Lay down on this couch.

So, is it true you like eat pigeons, squirrels, sticks, and nuts.

oh before we any further....

lights candle


Aberzombie wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Squirrels can't get enough of those smurfy nuts.
That's pretty smurfed up.

Oh smurf me.