The Threadkiller's page

*uses secret move to kill threads*

I thought I killed this thread....WHY WON'T YOU DIE????!!!!!!

Please stop beating this dead thread.

*slays thread*

This thread deserves to stay dead.

I thought I killed this thread already.

Well, there goes this thread...

Dum, Dum, Dum...

A thread only truly dies if I post in it.

This thread needs to be cut down before it spawns others.

*cuts thread down in it's prime*

*opens contract document*

Right, this thread's life is to be extinguished immediately.

MWHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAA!

The Threadkiller wrote:

This thread will not die until I have received a contract to kill it.

*scribble scribble*

aaaaand...contract...OFFERED!

Hmmm, I'm afraid I won't work for a measly amount such as this.

This thread will not die until I have received a contract to kill it.

The Threadkiller wrote:

The 8th Dwarf wrote:

The Threadkiller wrote:

Why are you people posting in this dead thread? There are plenty of live threads to post in.

Shhhhh! the thread is not dead it is just sleeping

I assure you my good sir that when I am given a contract to kill something I ensure it's death.

*stabs thread again just to make sure*

Contract Thread Killers boasting about how good they are.

I'm not just any contract thread killer, I am THE Threadkiller. That implies that I must excel at thread killing.

The Threadkiller wrote:

Why are you people posting in this dead thread? There are plenty of live threads to post in.

Shhhhh! the thread is not dead it is just sleeping

I assure you my good sir that when I am given a contract to kill something I ensure it's death.

*stabs thread again just to make sure*

Why are you people posting in this dead thread? There are plenty of live threads to post in.

By my will, this thread is dead.

*kills thread*