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Let's see what kind of nonsense I can get into tonight, shall we.
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gran rey de los mono wrote: Is this Freehold the Squirrel? Sigh, I wish I would receive the same calm reaction, from a woman, when I attempt to hide my nuts in the same place...
Edit: then again, I'm not small, cute and furry...just furry.
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I have more people ask if I work there when I wear my nametag then when I don't.
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I'll send you good vibes man... Unless you want bad ones.
The Game Hamster wrote: The best way to get some-one to not do something is to describe to them, what exactly it does to the body, and of course do so honestly.
At least, that's what I've discovered in my relatively short lifespan.
If you have a visual reference of someone in the family, it helps.
At least it worked on me.
After all, I had a dozen, once, though everything they were addicted to was legal.
Now I have one.
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Too many people trying to pull stuff out of it's packaging to try.
For Pete's sake, look at reviews on Amazon like the rest of the country.
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And apparently they're putting a Dave & Buster's across the street from work.
Which I only know of because of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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Anyway!
Birthday is a super-success!
Hands bled a bit, but the house was more or less clean!
... of course, my father-in-law thought it would be better to replace my one missing light bulb, trim my tree, replace the batteries in the clock that was too high for us to reach, and a couple of other household chores that I couldn't finish before he they all arrived.
So... mission accomplished?
The moral lesson is, "my father in law will always find something to work on at our house no matter what so I may as well give up and bury myself I a corner?" Or maybe, "he really likes to help?" Either way, over-all: it was a super success!
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captain yesterday wrote: And apparently they're putting a Dave & Buster's across the street from work.
Which I only know of because of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Dave and Buster's is fun. Its like Olive Garden met Chuck E. Cheese's and they had a child, who takes after Olive just a tad bit more.
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That description was so weird I had to use the new age weirdo alias.
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I love it when they try to tie when you can leave to group performance.
I did my part, now I just gotta wait out the clock while the rest of the lazy f!%*ers catch up. >:-(
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Well folks I've seen it all there is nothing left to watch on tv that i haven't seen. at least nothing that I care to watch.
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Statistics that are fun and pointless!
I average about 16 posts per alias.
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captain yesterday wrote: I love it when they try to tie when you can leave to group performance.
I did my part, now I just gotta wait out the clock while the rest of the lazy f*!~ers catch up. >:-(
My first job was in a grocery store deli. The deli closed an hour before the store did, and we were supposed to spend that hour cleaning. Usually we could get everything cleaned and put away in 40 minutes or so, then we would sit around until the store closed. THEN, we would have to wait until the manager on duty counted out the cash register (only one would be open by then, of course there were only like 4 in the whole store), and said we could go. Which took about another 15 minutes. So, yeah, we would sit around quite a bit at the end of the day.
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When do chimps fall from the skies? During Ape-ril showers.
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*nibbles electrical wire*
*is shockingly cute*
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Ordinary Rabbit wrote: *nibbles electrical wire*
*is shockingly cute*
Oh the one made my head hertz
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Revivifier.
When fiends need someone to clean the mess they made while taking away the souls they were due.
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Ah, a remarkably good session yesterday. I blame the amazing food.
For those of you not in the game, here's an update on everyone's favorite missing denizen of Scarwall.
All in all, I feel almost bad about all the "stuff" that's going to be coming down on the wizard's head, especially since I recently killed her familiar, but she set the wheels in motion starting all the way back in Book 1, and the wonderful thing about political intrigue games is that nobles never forget.
Cool monster! Hard to figure out, name-wise, but really cool! XD
Under vampiric link you use "oneself" - entirely valid, but feels a little awkward within the context of the rest of the paragraph; I might recommend "itself" instead? It's not that big a deal, though!
Thanks!
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It's awesome to see what's his name from American Horror Story as Michael's nephew in The Office.
Funny stuff!
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I am feeling nostalgic about feeling nostalgic about the past...
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Every time I get nostalgic about the past I watch the episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where they go to their high school reunion.
That pretty much puts an end to it. :-)
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Impus Minor: Impus Major and I are like, complete opposites. Except one of us is a boy!
(Yes, I did proceed to ask, "Er... which one?")
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Tiny T-Rex: I don't want anyone sneaking in my room, and oh, I better have my own room by middle school.
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NobodysHome wrote: Impus Minor: Impus Major and I are like, complete opposites. Except one of us is a boy!
(Yes, I did proceed to ask, "Er... which one?")
Ok...
I'll bite... What was his response?
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NobodysHome wrote: Impus Minor: Impus Major and I are like, complete opposites. Except one of us is a boy!
(Yes, I did proceed to ask, "Er... which one?")
Ummm... was this in reference to relative ages, or species?
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Heh... We posted at the same time about the same thing. I've had this occur before. Our post will forever be switching places after reloads.
Edit: not EVERY reload, but around half of them. I think. Anyhow, I find it neat.
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Oh. My. Goodness.
We got to Oregon an hour ago, and as soon as we got the car unloaded, the kids wanted to jump in Grandma's swimming pool.
And my sister's mermaid tail was just lying there, so I asked if I could try it out.
I. NEED. ONE. This is the coolest thing EVER.
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Like, seriously. When I drop this weight, this is going to be my "hooray; I'm hot again!" reward to myself.
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wow not a lot of action today.
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Maybe there will be more action if someone *cough*Freehold*cough* gets lisamarlene a mermaid tail.
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What is with all this mermaid tail talk. *thinks about it* Hmm I would look like king trident with one. I need a mermaid tail too.
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Frankly, I think we could all use a little mermaid tail from time to time.
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Gonna be gone for the next week I wonder if I can come back to 1000 posts.
Eh prolly 500 you guys average about 100 a day I think.
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1000 posts? That would be an awfully big fence.
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The Game Hamster wrote: NobodysHome wrote: Impus Minor: Impus Major and I are like, complete opposites. Except one of us is a boy!
(Yes, I did proceed to ask, "Er... which one?")
Ok...
I'll bite... What was his response? "You'll never know, Dad, and we'll never tell!"
I obviously raised them right.
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I bet if I put my mind to it, I could do over 100 a day by myself. But they wouldn't be very interesting. Especially since I've pretty much run dry on jokes.
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lisamarlene wrote: NobodysHome wrote: Impus Minor: Impus Major and I are like, complete opposites. Except one of us is a boy!
(Yes, I did proceed to ask, "Er... which one?")
Ummm... was this in reference to relative ages, or species? First day of training for the backpack, so lots of nonsense back-and-forth.
I think it was when I mentioned that tomorrow they'd have to carry 10 pounds each on the same walk, and Impus Minor said, "I'll carry Impus Major!" so I responded that it had to be at least 10 pounds, so we'd have to check Impus Major in the morning to see whether he qualified.
Impus Minor is rather heavyset, so he frequently uses it as the basis of his "oppositeness" from his brother.
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lisamarlene wrote: Oh. My. Goodness.
We got to Oregon an hour ago, and as soon as we got the car unloaded, the kids wanted to jump in Grandma's swimming pool.
And my sister's mermaid tail was just lying there, so I asked if I could try it out.
I. NEED. ONE. This is the coolest thing EVER.
Did somebody say "Mermaid tails!"
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Mabel Pines, Sweater Enthusiast wrote: Did somebody say "Unicorn hair!" Umm...No.
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Yeah I don't remember anyone saying Unicorn hair.
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At least with a unicorn horn you get a gore attack.
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Or you get hunted. Everyone knows that unicorn horn is a great aphrodisiac.
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Kind of wish that was top of the page.
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You'll get there one day gran.
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Why dragon teeth can't be like shark teeth, always growing and regrowing?
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lisamarlene wrote: Like, seriously. When I drop this weight, this is going to be my "hooray; I'm hot again!" reward to myself. I doubt you need a mermaid tail to be hot...
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