Deep 6 FaWtL

[The Game Hamster]

Naked hamster is best hamster.

[Chef Yesterday]

Yes, yes it is.

Begins putting garnishes on a plate.

Come here little guy! I won't hurt you!...

[lisamarlene]

Limeylongears wrote:

How many other offspring of rural clerics (of one sort or another) do we have other than Gran Rey, the Captain and (possibly) Tacticslion?

(NB: Not me)

This is sounding like the setup for an AP:

Someone has been murdering rural clerics, and now their offspring, Tommy the Pun-ball Wizard, Captain Doctor (a rogue and quick-change disguise artist of many aliases, so either a bard or a Clouseau-like spy), a cat paladin, and a diminutive hamster cleric, band together to travel the wilds, solve the mystery, and end the scourge.

In song.

[Tacticslion]

NobodysHome wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

/rant

EDIT:...

Sorry.

I tryyyyyy~!

Limeylongears wrote:

How many other offspring of rural clerics (of one sort or another) do we have other than Gran Rey, the Captain and (possibly) Tacticslion?

(NB: Not me)

I am!

lisamarlene wrote:

This is sounding like the setup for an AP:

Someone has been murdering rural clerics, and now their offspring, Tommy the Pun-ball Wizard, Captain Doctor (a rogue and quick-change disguise artist of many aliases, so either a bard or a Clouseau-like spy), a cat paladin, and a diminutive hamster cleric, band together to travel the wilds, solve the mystery, and end the scourge.

I've always wanted to be a paladin! But... I also wanted to be the wizard! Dang it! The paaaaiiiiiinnnnn of only being one class! >.<

(Technically, I've been "officially" statted as a cavalier, though. Don't know if I'm supposed to link that stuff of hers, so...)

But, given Quakers, cap'd definitely be a bard.

Yes, really. Not in any published anything, but in someone's home campaign! XD

lisamarlene wrote:

In song.

Well, I mean, obviously.

John Napier 698 wrote:

Sorry I haven't been posting very much the past several days, guys. I've just been very busy doing this, that, and other things.

Look, git gud, man, do you even MarioPlex, bro?

More seriously, I'm with you, John. It's buuuusy.

captain yesterday wrote:

That sounds like our wedding.

My dad was even the pastor.

Or whatever the equivalent is for Quakers, maybe it is a pastor. :-)

It's pastor. :)

[captain yesterday]

In all honesty, I'd like to be a Starfinder class.

I'm not sure I'd want to live in a fictional world without laser blasters and jet packs.

As far as which one, I'm not sure, they haven't sent my subscriptions yet eye twitches, ever so slightly.

Any day now! :-)

[captain yesterday]

In Pathfinder though I'd think I'd be a Swashbuckler.

If I was a bard it would have to be one that doesn't have bardic performance, as I can't sing, dance, or competently play any instrument.

I always wanted to be an Archaeologist...

[DungeonmasterCal]

At Captain Yesterday's urging, I have now arrived at this site. So what's happening here?

[NobodysHome]

DungeonmasterCal wrote:

At Captain Yesterday's urging, I have now arrived at this site. So what's happening here?

Oh my goodness! Welcome to the dark side, Fine Sir!

Nothing happens here but trivialities and nonsense.

And occasional full-frontal nudity, of course.

[Cap'n Yesterday's Summer Dreams]

C'mon, i'm taking the kids to the pool today, i don't want tan lines.

[DungeonmasterCal]

Growing up on the farm, I would get a terrific "farmer's tan". My arms, face, and neck would be brown as beans, but my shoulders, back, and legs would be white as snow. So don't talk to me about tan lines! LOL

[captain yesterday]

Rather than cajole and talk the kids through every step of going somewhere I'm just going to loudly and obviously get myself ready and see if they're able to pick up my not so subtle hints.

If they don't I'll just stand by the door twiddling on my phone while they run around in a panic looking for their shoes and wrestling with the socks then shoes conundrum that's baffled children since we crawled from the primordial ooze, 1990.

[captain yesterday]

Tiny T-Rex figured it out, Pea Bear is still watching Glee.

[Drejk]

Die Satyr! *blast*

Oh, sorry CY... I have been killing satyrs in Titan Quest for the last two hours...

[Freehold DM]

Cal, you haven't posted here before?

[NobodysHome]

DungeonmasterCal wrote:

Growing up on the farm, I would get a terrific "farmer's tan". My arms, face, and neck would be brown as beans, but my shoulders, back, and legs would be white as snow. So don't talk to me about tan lines! LOL

We have our own "backpacker's tan". My favorite moment was when my friend sat down in the dirt near me and said, "Wanna see something neat?"

"Sure!"
He scooped up a handful of dirt, rubbed it thoroughly into his arms... and they just looked "more tan". He referred to it as a "Sierra tan", but I've heard the more common parlance, "Backpacker's tan."

We'll see in a week once I get back with the kids...

[NobodysHome]

captain yesterday wrote:

Rather than cajole and talk the kids through every step of going somewhere I'm just going to loudly and obviously get myself ready and see if they're able to pick up my not so subtle hints.

If they don't I'll just stand by the door twiddling on my phone while they run around in a panic looking for their shoes and wrestling with the socks then shoes conundrum that's baffled children since we crawled from the primordial ooze, 1990.

Hey, my kids are 16 and 13 and it's still:

- "We're leaving in an hour."
- "We're leaving in 30 minutes."
- "OK, we're leaving in 15 minutes, and if you're not 100% ready to go out the door, you're walking out in your robe and undies."
- "We're leaving in 10 minutes. Are you 100% ready to go?" "Yeah, Dad!"
- "We're leaving in 5 minutes. Are you 100% ready?" "We already said we were!"
- "OK. We're going!"
"Wait! I need to put my shoes on!"
"I have to use the bathroom!"
"Let me find my iPod!"

Yes, I just force them to get into the car in whatever state of undress they are, carrying their clothes and waiting to use the bathroom until we reach our destination, but they STILL do it...
...EVERY...SINGLE...DAY!!!!

Grrr.....

[DungeonmasterCal]

Freehold DM wrote:

Cal, you haven't posted here before?

I can't recall if I did. If I did so it was a long, long time ago.

[Starship Captain Yesterday]

In a galaxy far, far away.

[Drejk]

Anyone already got their Starfinder pdf yet? Anything shiny inside?

[lynora]

On our way to the airport now! Currently dealing with that nagging feeling I've forgotten something in spite of double and triple checking before we left home...

[Freehold DM]

Have a wonderful time, lynora. You will be missed!

[The Game Hamster]

lisamarlene wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

How many other offspring of rural clerics (of one sort or another) do we have other than Gran Rey, the Captain and (possibly) Tacticslion?

(NB: Not me)

This is sounding like the setup for an AP:

Someone has been murdering rural clerics, and now their offspring, Tommy the Pun-ball Wizard, Captain Doctor (a rogue and quick-change disguise artist of many aliases, so either a bard or a Clouseau-like spy), a cat paladin, and a diminutive hamster cleric, band together to travel the wilds, solve the mystery, and end the scourge.

In song.

HMMM... before I sign on, I want to verify what kind of song.

Punk or metal rock for a hard-core feel, or more like Star Wars, or Star Trek where we have subtle, but effective background scores? Or even like the wizard of Oz where we destroy the evil in a musical? Or will we break the fourth wall with our songs like in MLP?

[Freehold DM]

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[Zombie Game Hamster.]

Chef Yesterday wrote:

Yes, yes it is.

Begins putting garnishes on a plate.

Come here little guy! I won't hurt you!...

*swallows plate*

BUT who said I wouldn't hurt you??

[STEVE HOLT!!!!!!]

Zombie Game Hamster. wrote:

Chef Yesterday wrote:

Yes, yes it is.

Begins putting garnishes on a plate.

Come here little guy! I won't hurt you!...

*swallows plate*

BUT who said I wouldn't hurt you??

STEVE HOLT!!

[captain yesterday]

Drejk wrote:

Anyone already got their Starfinder pdf yet? Anything shiny inside?

Not yet, grumble grumble.

[captain yesterday]

For those that know comic books, is Cable a bad guy in Deadpool or is it more complicated then that.

[John Napier 698]

The Game Hamster wrote:

Mmmm... I probably count.

My Dad is a full-time minister, and we have lived out on a ridge in west virginia.

Near where? I was born, and spent the first ten years of my life, in Charleston.

[John Napier 698]

captain yesterday wrote:

For those that know comic books, is Cable a bad guy in Deadpool or is it more complicated then that.

From what I recall, Cable fights against the emergence of a dark, post-apocalyptic future where the Sentinels have exterminated all the mutants and most of Humanity. So, yes, probably a good guy.

[John Napier 698]

I'd like to say that, with all the walking that I've done recently, I've lost some weight. My belt is using the fourth hole from the tip for the first time in a long time. :)

[The Game Hamster]

John Napier 698 wrote:

The Game Hamster wrote:

Mmmm... I probably count.

My Dad is a full-time minister, and we have lived out on a ridge in west virginia.

Near where? I was born, and spent the first ten years of my life, in Charleston.

Funny story, I was born in Charleston. But... I only lived there for three years.

Place I referred to was a place called bunner's ridge, and there are apparently three of them, so looking it up probably won't help much.

[John Napier 698]

Probably not. Not unless it's a topographical map.

[John Napier 698]

Library's closing. I'm going home. Good night, everybody.

[captain yesterday]

No Starfinder today. :-(>

[Death?]

>:)

[gran rey de los mono]

lisamarlene wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

How many other offspring of rural clerics (of one sort or another) do we have other than Gran Rey, the Captain and (possibly) Tacticslion?

(NB: Not me)

This is sounding like the setup for an AP:

Someone has been murdering rural clerics, and now their offspring, Tommy the Pun-ball Wizard, Captain Doctor (a rogue and quick-change disguise artist of many aliases, so either a bard or a Clouseau-like spy), a cat paladin, and a diminutive hamster cleric, band together to travel the wilds, solve the mystery, and end the scourge.

In song.

I don't sing or play an instrument. Can I be the guy who stands in the back looking annoyed while waiting for the rest to finish their song and just GET ON WITH THE ADVENTURE?

[gran rey de los mono]

Freehold DM wrote:

MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP

Only if I get to kill the ponies.

[The Game Hamster]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP

Only if I get to kill the ponies.

Now why would you go and kill Fluttershy you sicko? Even the lord of choas likes her.

[captain yesterday]

Good! That'll keep them from killing me.

Captain Yesterday fun fact: Horses actively try to murder me at every opportunity.

[The Game Hamster]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

lisamarlene wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

How many other offspring of rural clerics (of one sort or another) do we have other than Gran Rey, the Captain and (possibly) Tacticslion?

(NB: Not me)

This is sounding like the setup for an AP:

Someone has been murdering rural clerics, and now their offspring, Tommy the Pun-ball Wizard, Captain Doctor (a rogue and quick-change disguise artist of many aliases, so either a bard or a Clouseau-like spy), a cat paladin, and a diminutive hamster cleric, band together to travel the wilds, solve the mystery, and end the scourge.

In song.

I don't sing or play an instrument. Can I be the guy who stands in the back looking annoyed while waiting for the rest to finish their song and just GET ON WITH THE ADVENTURE?

So, you DO want the MLP route then...

[lisamarlene]

Adding to the list of things I am no longer allowed to bring up in conversation in front of my mother:

Lutefisk sushi

[The Game Hamster]

With good reason! That be an affront to society and good taste!!

[Dave, Minnesotan Heathen]

lisamarlene wrote:

Adding to the list of things I am no longer allowed to bring up in conversation in front of my mother:

Lutefisk sushi

Ruinin' perfectly good Lutefisk! The nerve, you betcha!

[lisamarlene]

It was part of The Game.

"So ya know, I was talkin to Bob the other day, and I said, you know Bob, there's that new sushi place down at the other end of town there, we oughtta try it. They say they got all kinds of fish in that sushi there.
But, ya know, Bob was real disappointed because he asked them for lutefisk, and they said they didn't have that one, and he got kinda upset just a little bit, and he was grumbly, and then he said well then how bout some walleye?
And they didn't have that one either.
And no coleslaw.
Now I ask you. Who would open up a fish place and not serve coleslaw?
Well I can tell you, Bob and I certainly won't be back. They need to learn a thing or two about how we do things in this neck of the woods."

[Freehold DM]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP

Only if I get to kill the ponies.

good god are you mad?!?

[gran rey de los mono]

The Game Hamster wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP

Only if I get to kill the ponies.

Now why would you go and kill Fluttershy you sicko? Even the lord of choas likes her.

Ok, you got me. Fluttershy is almost tolerable, so I'll let her live.

For now.

[gran rey de los mono]

And, now that I think about it, I do like Big Mac, so he's safe. I may even be talked into letting Applejack live. And I suppose I could let Derpy Hooves survive so long as she makes me laugh.

But the rest of Equestria is toast.

I'm almost ashamed to admit that I didn't need to look any of this up. I have watched all of MLP that's up on Netflix. And while it's not what I would consider a great show, I didn't hate it.

[gran rey de los mono]

Freehold DM wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP MLP

Only if I get to kill the ponies.

good god are you mad?!?

Rarity and Twilight do piss me off occasionally. Which is a shame, because Tara Strong is beautiful and I don't want to hate her work.

[The Game Hamster]

Season 7 IS a huge step up, but I might be a little biased.