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gran rey de los mono wrote:

If superheroes were real their suits would be covered in logos like a NASCAR driver's.

Like in Tiger and Bunny!

What if, like, nascar racers ARE superheroes...

Does it matter??
Edit: ninja'd but...
Does it matter??

Yes, I like it.

I was looking through some old Alias and found this one.
probably some quantum function of the universe being interconnected ya know?

The Game Hamster wrote:

Aristocats or Aristocrats

I feel that this differentiation is important to be made known.

Like, we're all one consciousness, man. The differences don't matter.

Yes, yes, interconnectedness of all things and all that jazz. Could you pass the brownies?

*mutters incoherently about the interconnectedness of all things*
And that's why this post makes sense.

Oh! My favorite Starfinder easter egg, Eyeswide Agency, purveyors of holistic investigation services on Absalom Station.

Oh, it was bound to happen...

Hermione shouldn't have settled for Ron.

Or so i'm told.

I personally can't stand Harry Potter.

Harryshotfirst.

You don't like Harry Potter because I like Harry Potter, (some irrelevant catchphrase about the interconnectedness of all things)

DungeonmasterCal wrote:

There are no coincidences.

But sometimes the pattern is more obvious.

Speaking of patterns, have you ever examined your foot? I do believe that the swirly kikaboodles on them should have something to do with your future if one could discover the interconnectedness of all things.

Your welcome of course.

The 157th Doctor wrote:

Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Sissyl wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

I liked you better as a hamster.

That's only tangently related to the matter at hand sir.

No no I have to disagree I think it is VERY relevant.

No. You don't.

See now your just being... *dramatic music plays* contrary

WELL now your just being silly.

You stealing my shtick!

Rufus already stole it dude!

*GASP* IT must be interconnected!!

Voting for a Harrison, could, in fact, keep this thread alive!
Or... It could kill it, horribly, and tragically...
THE only way to find out would be to try it. OR buy my new book, previously mentioned on Deep 6 FaWtL

Sissyl wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

I liked you better as a hamster.

That's only tangently related to the matter at hand sir.

No no I have to disagree I think it is VERY relevant.

No. You don't.

See now your just being... *dramatic music plays* contrary

WELL now your just being silly.

I Will! AND I shall now favorite my post and Yours

PING! See? I did it.

Apperantly, my appearance makes threads die! Who knew?
Well, I guess everybody now!

I liked you better as a hamster.

That's only tangently related to the matter at hand sir.

Linky Dinkies if you would?
We must interconnect the threads...

And apparently they're putting a Dave & Buster's across the street from work.

Which I only know of because of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Dave and Buster's is fun. Its like Olive Garden met Chuck E. Cheese's and they had a child, who takes after Olive just a tad bit more.

Oh!! Hey!! Look, its a thread all about me!
And some sort of strange version of I on the teley.
Interesting... I may have to watch it, it could help in my next case. Or the last one, who knows?

I'll send you good vibes man... Unless you want bad ones.

Because, it is better to listen to new age, as we enter this period of enlightenment and quantum locked cats and posts.

That was, despite seeming interconnected with the post before it, actually, not relevant to anything at all.
This makes it a singularity, and disproves the interconectedness of all things, which causes it to be interconnected with the thought that all things are connected, which causes it to be interconnected with all things, and that is why my post is relevant, as before it was just irrelevant and discussed an issue which seemed to be a singularity.

That sir, is in some incredulous way that I totally did not just make up, related to my new alias.

That would be the general point.
I say spend the twenty bucks (hmm? Oh no, I said twenty before, who ever mentioned fifteen measly bucks?) and get yourself truly enlightened with my new book.
Or for a mere fifty dollars a day, you could have me investigate your next existential crisis. Ten for retainer-ship, payable in a lump sum at the end of the month.

Ask yourself, Is this related somehow to all the other pages on Paizo?
The answer, is of course, yes, and is, in fact, related to the belly-button lint some poor sap removed from his girlfriends belly-button, who lives two counties over from Pulg, last night.
Why this specific thing you might ask?
Why, because of the interconnectedness of all things.
I discuss in detail in my new book "The Interconnectedness of All Things". Buy it today for only $14.99 or commercial equivalent.

Nonsense, It's just the interconnectedness of all things.
Even my earwax this morning was somehow related... probably only on a minute level, but you get the point.