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Q: Why are people so fond of having sexual intercourse on campsites?
Because it's f***ing in tents
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........... Oh intense.......
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Something just went down. Gunfire, and by the sound of it, rapid rifle shots, maybe a dozen, then all quiet. I wanna say 5.56, but it's been a while sìnce I last fired a rifle. The shots are pretty far off, so I'm not in any sort of danger. Weird part is, it took about 5 minutes to hear sirens,
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Something just went down. Gunfire, and by the sound of it, rapid rifle shots, maybe a dozen, then all quiet. I wanna say 5.56, but it's been a while sìnce I last fired a rifle. The shots are pretty far off, so I'm not in any sort of danger. Weird part is, it took about 5 minutes to hear sirens,
Keep us updated.
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Are two crows sitting together an attempted murder?The answer is yes. Both as a joke and truly.
I love some animal group names.
Army of frogs
Troop of monkeys
Murder of crows.Some other interesting group names (at least, according to that bastion of knowledge and truthfulness, Wikipedia):
Shrewdness of apes.
Pace of asses (or passe of asses).
Cete of badgers.
Sleuth of bears (also lists sloth of bears).
Drift of bees.
Sounder of wild boars.
Bellowing of bullfinches.
Kaleidoscope of butterflies.
Mews of capons.
Clowder of cats (also, pounce of cats).
Destruction of feral cats.
Covert of coots.
Bask of crocodiles.
Parcel of deer.
Flight of doves.
Raft or paddling of ducks, but only if on the water.
Convocation of eagles.
Cast of falcons.
Busyness of ferrets.
Flamboyance of flamingoes.
Skulk of foxes.
Tower of giraffes.
Husk of hares.
Lease of hawks.
Array of hedgehogs.
Bloat of hippopotamus.
Cackle of hyenas.
Smack of jellyfish.
Leap of leopards.
Plague of locusts.
Labor of moles.
Barrel of monkeys.
Scourge of mosquitoes.
Barren of mules.
Pandemonium of parrots.
Convent of penguins.
Gaze of raccoons.
Unkindness of ravens.
Crash of rhinoceroses.
Building of rooks.
Scurry of squirrels.
Lamentation of swans.
Ambush of tigers.
Wake of vultures.
Wisdom of wombats.
Dazzle of zebras.
Ice Cream Massage Parlor of Freeholds.I made up one of those. I'll let you decide which.
Conspiracy and Unkindness are also group names for ravens.
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I wanna know who sits around and comes up with these.
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Something just went down. Gunfire, and by the sound of it, rapid rifle shots, maybe a dozen, then all quiet. I wanna say 5.56, but it's been a while sìnce I last fired a rifle. The shots are pretty far off, so I'm not in any sort of danger. Weird part is, it took about 5 minutes to hear sirens,Keep us updated.
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Something just went down. Gunfire, and by the sound of it, rapid rifle shots, maybe a dozen, then all quiet. I wanna say 5.56, but it's been a while sìnce I last fired a rifle. The shots are pretty far off, so I'm not in any sort of danger. Weird part is, it took about 5 minutes to hear sirens,
*hugs*
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Something just went down. Gunfire, and by the sound of it, rapid rifle shots, maybe a dozen, then all quiet. I wanna say 5.56, but it's been a while sìnce I last fired a rifle. The shots are pretty far off, so I'm not in any sort of danger. Weird part is, it took about 5 minutes to hear sirens,*hugs*
Good strategy rysk hugging her will make you a human shield and as a succubus your dr should have no trouble absorbing a bullet with minimal damage.
Mostly i'm just impressed she can identify the caliber from sound
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It was probably something minor. If police arrived so slowly(or they could just be sucky). I'm don't even flinch around here when I Hear a gun shot. (usually hunters or idiots.)
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Ah k information I did not possess. Riveter alias seems more fitting that way somehow.
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I have just noticed that Rysky's hugs are risky... If she's a succubus... She is grappling us each time she hugs!!!
*Takes Rysky's hugs anyway*
*Even more happily*
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I keep telling her she needs to ascend the demon ladder to a marillith and be the queen of hugs
Edit (ok technically I only brought it up once but it was my idea and a good one!)
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I keep telling her she needs to ascend the demon ladder to a marillith and be the queen of hugs
Edit (ok technically I only brought it up once but it was my idea and a good one!)
Mariliths are hot!
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But all those swords! I mean arms! plus I mean that's a huge boost to CR . I'm pretty sure teleport at will is in there.
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Had something witty to say, but I forgot it due to this stabbing pain behind my right eye. *Grumble. Stupid tumor. Grumble*
Also you say that so casually I almost missed it. You kick that tumors Arse john.
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I have just noticed that Rysky's hugs are risky... If she's a succubus... She is grappling us each time she hugs!!!
*Takes Rysky's hugs anyway*
*Even more happily*
Never forget protection!
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I'm not really a hugger myself.
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If it helps, for years my dyslexia kept putting an L after the Y so for the longest time I thought it was pronounced "rill-ski"
It wasn't until Amby worked in a Risky Business reference somewhere that I realized my mistake. :-)
Edit: I also used to think <3 was a symbol for dick and balls. When I found out suddenly all those "dirty texts" I sent to the General were disgustingly sweet. I have since done away with subtlety.
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If it helps, for years my dyslexia kept putting an L after the Y so for the longest time I thought it was pronounced "rill-ski"
It wasn't until Amby worked in a Risky Business reference somewhere that I realized my mistake. :-)
Don't beat yourself up. I'm still trying to work out what the name of the thread means, or why it should be level six.
No, they're really bad and there's something about their appearance that makes your skin crawl. All in all, they're really crappy creepy crepes.Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.Are they good? If so, I'd want to be followed by said pancakes all the daggum time...
Nooooooooo! Get thee to a priest post-haste!
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Forums are WAY too long.
There's six because they broke the first five. :-)
I think we should modernize it and call FaWtLy (forums are way too long, yo) but not enough to care. :-)
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FaWtL Attraction would be the movie. :-)
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Edit: I also used to think <3 was a symbol for dick and balls. When I found out suddenly all those "dirty texts" I sent to the General were disgustingly sweet. I have since done away with subtlety.
So,what did you think before about Chromantic Durgon <3 ?
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It's not Dungeon on the end?
I didn't leave the AP boards for a good four years. I only discovered off topic when the AP boards slowed down and I was depressed from the flea infestation and needed somewhere where I could lighten up without Magnuskn getting mad at me for derailing every thread I touched.
Edit: it's also very likely I figured it out before they came to the boards.
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What's wrong about derailing?
Some topics demand to be derailed before they explode at someone's face.
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I say! You're doing it wrong! You need to have your pinky up thusly!
Geoffrey! Fetch some more tea, I dare say this is going to take awhile!
Geoffrey?... my word! Where is Geoffrey...
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What's wrong about derailing?
Some topics demand to be derailed before they explode at someone's face.
*Looks at threads he's made*
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FaWtLy Towers?
that was a long, long time ago.
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Well, at least now I know why Evil Sister-inLaw is such a b**** about splitting the bill. We tried to eat at Omar's last night, but the power went out right after we ordered our drinks, So we had to pay the $45 drink tab with cash. I passed the tray around. I got... $22. So 5 adults had drinks, Impus Minor and I had sparkling waters, and I got stuck with over half the total bill.
A$$hats!
EDIT: The frustrating part is that we're all well enough off that $50 is pretty meaningless. So it was just cheapness, plain and simple. I am more than happy to pay for people who appreciate it, but if your net worth is higher than mine and you stiff me, you're just an a$$hat. At this point I think they're using their kids as a shield, knowing I don't want to make a scene in front of them. But there will be words before this trip is done. Many, harsh words.
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I would like to announce to the World that my latest 'number', 'I've Lost My Little Twizzler', is presently being recorded by myself, accompanied by 'Squelchy' Brown-Pudding and his Lukewarm Rhythm Boys, and will be released in mid July on Pubeyphone Discs.
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Well, at least now I know why Evil Sister-inLaw is such a b**** about splitting the bill. We tried to eat at Omar's last night, but the power went out right after we ordered our drinks, So we had to pay the $45 drink tab with cash. I passed the tray around. I got... $22. So 5 adults had drinks, Impus Minor and I had sparkling waters, and I got stuck with over half the total bill.
A$$hats!
EDIT: The frustrating part is that we're all well enough off that $50 is pretty meaningless. So it was just cheapness, plain and simple. I am more than happy to pay for people who appreciate it, but if your net worth is higher than mine and you stiff me, you're just an a$$hat. At this point I think they're using their kids as a shield, knowing I don't want to make a scene in front of them. But there will be words before this trip is done. Many, harsh words.
People still use cash.
Personally, I would've still found the nearest ATM and paid you back.
As far as kids as shields, that's the General's family's shtick!
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Well, younger brother's got my back and he leaves tonight after dinner, so that reckoning is today in terms of shunning NobodyWife. The money is far more trivial, but indicative of complete a$$hattery. I really don't want to put her on the spot, but lisamarlene and Whingy Wizard pay what they can every single time, and it's not easy for them. If she'd let me, I'd just pay for her. But she's a decent person and insists on paying something. Older brother retired at 35. He can afford $20 for drinks. So when he doesn't pay his share I get pissy.