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Yo mama so dumb, she thinks Spotify is a stain remover.

Edit: Or is a clothing remover?


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Yo mama so dumb, she went to an optometrist to buy an iPad.


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Yo mama so dumb, I said "Drinks are on the house" and she went to get a ladder.


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Yo mama so dumb, she disses her kids with yo mama jokes.


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Yo mama so dumb, she took a bible to Church's Chicken.


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Yo mama so dumb, she put a battery in her water to make an energy drink.


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Yo mama so dumb, when someone told her she should listen to Eminem she stuck two chocolate-coated candies in her ears.


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Yo mama so dumb, I said her Bluetooth was broken so she went to the dentist.


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Yo mama so dumb, she thinks gluteous maximus is a Roman emperor.


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Yo mama so dumb, she put sugar in her bed because she wanted sweet dreams.


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Yo mama so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.


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Yo mama so dumb, she got pulled over and when the cop said he was going to give her a ticket, she asked "What movie is it for?".


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Yo mama so dumb, that when she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 twice instead.


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Yo mama so dumb, she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.


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Yo mama so dumb, she texted me to ask my cell phone number.


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Yo mama so dumb, she broke her computer looking for the cookies.


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Yo mama so dumb, she thinks "chicken strips" is a nudie bar for roosters.


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Yo mama so dumb, she failed a survey.


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Yo mama so dumb, she went to the pet store to buy some bird seed and asked the clerk how long they took to grow.


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Yo mama so dumb, she could trip over a cordless phone.


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Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Exorcist" was a workout video.


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Yo mama so dumb, she thinks a tsunami is a kind of sushi.


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Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


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Yo mama so dumb, I asked what she does for a living and she said "Breathe".


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Yo mama so dumb, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.


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Yo mama so dumb, she can't send email because she doesn't know how to put a stamp on it.


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Yo mama so dumb, she thinks Starbucks is how celebrities get paid.


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Yo mama so dumb, she needed a ride and told me to pick her up at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".


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Yo mama so dumb, she failed a blood test.


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Yo mama so dumb, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.


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Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a punchline.


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Yo mama so dumb, she thought Tiger Woods was a forest in India.


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Yo mama so dumb, the computer said "Press any key to continue" and she couldn't find the "any" key.


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Yo mama so dumb, she returned her doughnut because it had a hole in it.


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Yo mama so dumb, she bought curtains for her computer because it had Windows.


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Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.


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Yo mama so dumb, she thought seaweed was something fish got high on.


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Yo mama so dumb, that when you told her you lost your virginity she said "Well, go back and look for it!".


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Yo mama so dumb, she thought a lightsaber had fewer calories.


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Yo mama so dumb, she returned a puzzle because it was broken.


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I see that gran rey de los mono is adjesting well.


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Yo mama so dumb, my fingers are tired from all this typing.


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Yo mama so dumb, she saw Freehold's "Free Ice Cream" sign and went to the 7-11 to get a Big Gulp.


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Sharoth wrote:
I see that gran rey de los mono is adjesting well.

Is that what you call that?


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Happy spawnday Kileanna!


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A spawnday? Yay!! Is there cake?

*2d4 ⇒ (3, 3) = 6 Slaadlings run rampant through the thread to try and find baked treats*


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Thanks Drejk!!!


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2d4 Slaadlings wrote:

A spawnday? Yay!! Is there cake?

*2d4 Slaadlings run rampant through the thread to try and find baked treats*

I made cookies to bring to work.


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Mommy take me to work?


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Cookmate Cookie wrote:
Mommy take me to work?

*Wonders idly who the father is*

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