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Hum... It's like vacation. You would probably like to be on vacation all the time, but you don't always have all the time or energy you'd need to do that.
And after a week or two on vacation you need to rest for a couple of days.
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After a week or two of sex, you would probably need intensive care. Just sayin'.
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Very well, we accept your two weeks f+$!ing challenge.
Who wants to watch the kids.
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After a week or two of sex, you would probably need intensive care. Just sayin'.
It depends. How many times in a day?
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Guy in video:
"Sex is like vacation. Half the fun is doing it, the other half is when it's over and you don't have to do it anymore."I'm not sure if he's doing sex right.
he is doing it wrong.
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After a week or two of sex, you would probably need intensive care. Just sayin'.
I'm not sure if i want to have sex with you because it would lead to intensive care or avoid having sex with you because it would lead to intensive care.
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Hum... It's like vacation. You would probably like to be on vacation all the time, but you don't always have all the time or energy you'd need to do that.
And after a week or two on vacation you need to rest for a couple of days.
rest, relaxation, and diversions between sessions is important.
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It's take your child to work day!!
Today, Pea Bear gets to help me take Tiny T-Rex to school, walk the dog, work at the toy store, clean the shower drain, and pick up Tiny T-Rex from school.
You know, it occurs to me: my son would loooooooooove a "take your child to work day" - he'd basically just be at home all day. Dang it! Now I need to come up with something for him to do, just in case such an eventuality ever comes to pass...
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It's take your child to work day!!
Today, Pea Bear gets to help me take Tiny T-Rex to school, walk the dog, work at the toy store, clean the shower drain, and pick up Tiny T-Rex from school.
My favorite is "bike to work day" wherein I try to ride my bike from the bedroom to the living room.
It's not easy -- the total distance is under 12 feet, and the doorway is very narrow.
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Now to do something i've never done at work before.
Work during the day on a weekday.
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Captain Yesterday's first workday lesson.
Drive casually. One should never be in a hurry to get to work.
Lesson two.
Just because you get to work early doesn't mean you should go in. The parking lot is a veritable treasure trove of gossip, if you take the time to watch.
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rest, relaxation, and diversions between sessions is important.Hum... It's like vacation. You would probably like to be on vacation all the time, but you don't always have all the time or energy you'd need to do that.
And after a week or two on vacation you need to rest for a couple of days.
whoops! Substitute hydration for relaxation. Made a mistake there.
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Rrrright.
Really.
Would I lie to you?
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Turns out that people who buy fake plastic gherkins also like to buy:
1) Sterilised shofars
2) Toy lawnmowers that blow bubbles
3) Disposable cameras
All of which should help pass the time when relaxing between sessions during one's fortnight-long ponking marathon.
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Question prompted by something I heard today: Is it true that American light switches is turned to the "On" setting when they're pointing down?
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Question prompted by something I heard today: Is it true that American light switches is turned to the "On" setting when they're pointing down?
only if the electrician was being a jerk.
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Sooooooo tired today for no reason. I guess I'll be going to bed soon.
Finishing the pic I was doing left me tired because I kept being told I was doing it wrong all the time and I had to redraw the face a lot of times.
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Good night, everybody!
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But it's barely a quarter after four!
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Been near 6 hours since the last post.
Unacceptable, FaWtLies!!
:)
These are pretty great - warning, there is a lot of dark humor (shudders at House of Mouse of Cards), but there's a lot of fun, too!
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Maybe its cause the drive shuts up for a few minutes after. or maybe just the post Uh-Hmm nap.
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I've got a bunch of errands this morning and then my busy week of busyness is over.
No work this weekend and Pea Bear's birthday party is next weekend (in which yours truly gets to take five teenage girls to see Guardians Of The Galaxy vol 2. On opening weekend).
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Happy anticipated birthday to Pea Bear!
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I've got a bunch of errands this morning and then my busy week of busyness is over.
No work this weekend and Pea Bear's birthday party is next weekend (in which yours truly gets to take five teenage girls to see Guardians Of The Galaxy vol 2. On opening weekend).
Try imagining how your 14-year-old self would feel about it.
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What I've learned this week that I can't unlearn.
Franz Ferdinand has a techno album. It is terrible.
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The kids left a bunch of rubber lizards out in the yard to get run over by the lawnmowers.
Surprisingly, not a one has so much as a nick.
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All my errands are done. I have until 2:45 all to myself. :-)
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I'm watching Isaac Arthur while waiting for my son to give a gift to the neighbors before leaving so we can return a new but now-broken pair of shoes!
Life is pretty cool!
:D
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Sometimes, I feel like Hank Hill.
"I'm not giving you all my chores! Get a job!" - Hank Hill.
I'll probably wait to do the bluestone until the kids come home. If it's two things kids LOVE using it's a level and rubber mallet.
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"If it doesn't fit, use a hammer." :D
Sometimes, I feel like Hank Hill.
"I'm not giving you all my chores! Get a job!" - Hank Hill.
I'll probably wait to do the bluestone until the kids come home. If it's two things kids LOVE using it's a level and rubber mallet.
If it still doesn't fit, use a bigger hammer. :-)
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My modem died, and I'm probably not going to get it fixed till tuesday thanks to a holiday and the weekend. I'm relying on a rather finicky phone web in the meantime...
That suuuuuuuuuuucks, my friend! Hope your phone line works, and I hope that you'll have lots of fun in the meantime! Make sure to let us know, when it's fixed!
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I feel spoiled. Want to reserve camping at a National Park no more than 5 hours drive away from my apartment in San Francisco? You have six choices.
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Friday!!!!!!!
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My modem died, and I'm probably not going to get it fixed till tuesday thanks to a holiday and the weekend. I'm relying on a rather finicky phone web in the meantime...
you are on...dial up?
That's FAWESOME MAN!!
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My modem died, and I'm probably not going to get it fixed till tuesday thanks to a holiday and the weekend. I'm relying on a rather finicky phone web in the meantime...you are on...dial up?
That's FAWESOME MAN!!
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I'm an adult! I can stay up as late as I want!
... so, naturally, I fell asleep in my Eldest's room while he jumped on me and I tried to read a book.
(So hard to be awake right now...)