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It still counts as a Light weapon, right?with that nudity, something is certainly going rogue.I've always thought I'd be a rogue.So... bard? I'm thinking bard. I don't know what you're wielding, but mine requires two hands.
Wet Willy?
Oh! Trade with me! It's ever so warm!
Now there's some square footage!
Quackers are the only religious group that hasn't kicked me out. :-) Touche!
I'm only 26, cowabunga dude!
How is that any better.
You know that invites size jokes, right? :pnumbers are avoided on the black manliness dial to keep size jokes and math to an absolute minimum.:DIt didn't already go up to eleven? So, we're comparing yard sticks now!
I often brag about how the world revolves around me. But we all know that's a fallacy.
Maybe he meant waxed cylinder (or as it's commonly referred to in Europe "futball").
I leave this in your hands. Metaphorically. I don't expect you to actually handle...things. Unless you're into that. Then, once again, I don't need details.Excellent! Find an owl and a bear, I don't much care which ones, and use said medicinals to get them busy getting busy. Maybe you can use your bardic abilities to set the mood? You know what, I'll leave the specifics up to you. I don't really need the details. You can't handle my... things!!!! The wife was actually super specific about that in the marriage vows.
That's the sexiest avatar I have ever seen. I don't mean to toot my own horn or anything, but...
It's not weirdly shaped...
Very well, we accept your two weeks f$&&ing challenge. Who wants to watch the kids.
My Phallacy defies all logic. I don't need math to tell me that... although something longer than twelve inches would help to measure it.
I'll get a handle on it one of these days.
I personally don't like to mix my sci-fi and fantasy porn together. The lady can titty f$*~ the sword or plasma rifle, but I draw the line at both!
So I have enough aliases to populate three towns I've lived in. Combined. I can stop whenever I want to. Edited to remove my head cold's sabotage... damn it! Now I have to listen to The Beastie Boys.
See, totally legitimate!
I hardly think television and cinema would make something up. :-)
I find it annoying that everyone is trying to steal my phallacy thing, they aren't even spelling it right!
You haven't looked through my aliases much have you. It gets confusing.
I'm still waiting for them to notice this one, but I figure, as long as I don't make duck jokes I should be fine. :-)
I can play in a serious game.
A hole in the wall becomes a gloryhole so suddenly you never see it coming. Especially if there's a duck around...
You all make me sick.
You'd be surprised what gets past them.
And as for birds, here's a NSFW video that explains all about ducks.What the f*~~ did I just watch? I... where do you find this... wow!... i've learned too much... corkscrew they say...
Sounds about right.
So background, at 25 I unlocked the rare achievement of hereditary allergy to alcohol. (Weird I know but 7% of allergies develop late in life and happened to my dad around the same age). So my coworkers like to bother me about it a lot. They do things like buy profiteroles (belgian alcoholic cream and chocolate pastries) in the staff room. Invite folks out to drinks and then ask if I want to come anyway. They don't understand how someone can live without alcohol been doing it for 7 years now. It's my normal and somedays their teasing just drives me a bit crazy. No, no, I get it. No offense taken.
I have never noticed, is this something recent... did you get a haircut...
I have standards for creating aliases you know.
I'm sorry, is this lock already spoken for.
Are you sure that's what you want....
Yes, but remember the off-hand TWW penalty!I have TWO hands for a reason!If they stop replying, assume it's due to severe wrist strain and give it a rest for a bit. I need both hands personally.
That was intentional. Not to blow my own horn, but I'm getting pretty good at finding the right picture for the alias. :-)
Not me, I have standards. |
